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What the EFF?!

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This is the Chad Daddy haircut. Getting this means you’re gonna end up with a beautiful redhead.

(Reposted so the images are more clear)

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Choker

Jaune:”Hm? Oh, hey you’re wearing a choker now!”

Ruby:”Yup! What do you think?”

Jaune:”Looks good!”

Ruby:”Thanks, they even gave me a shirt with it!”

*Ruby moves her cloak back revealing a tight plain white shirt that says BREAK MY CHOKER*

Ruby:*smirks and steps closer to Jaune* “Well? Do it.”

Jaune:*blush* “Uh, you sure?”

Ruby:”Of course! Nobody’s around so be as rough as you want!”

*Jaune gulps before reaching down and-“

SNAP!

Ruby:”Huh?”

Jaune:*holding up her broken choker* “I’m confused? Why’d you want me to break this?”

Ruby:”....Not like that!”

Jaune:”What do you mean not like that?! How else was I supposed to do it?!”

Ruby:*blushes* “W-well, you...grab...my head a-an....with your...y-you uh....Oh, forget it!”

Jaune:”?????”

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Artist: https://www.facebook.com/397044460372977/posts/2692422784168455?sfns=mo

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Yes. Just yes. Made by @danurso

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One thing about arkos that baffles me is when people say Jaune fell for Pyrrha at the dance. But like literally the day before he asked Weiss out, and 10 minutes before their talk he was ready to yell at Neptune for turning Weiss down. How can Jaune drop feelings for Weiss and pick up for Pyrrha that fast and still be genuine? It comes off shallow and more pitying at that point. In order for arkos to happen more naturally, Jaune should've gotten over his crush on Weiss in volume 1 instead

honestly a lot of the romantic relationships fumbles come from a lack of planning and poor time management.

but also i don’t read any of jaune’s actions towards pyrrha in any of their interactions as romantic, they all come off as personal and platonic. the show was very insistent in making it clear that any romantic actions were on pyrrha’s parts as she pined for him, and jaune was very much oblivious up until her kiss before she sent him away. i think anyone interpreting jaune’s actions as romantic towards pyrrha when the show made it clear he was romantically interested in weiss and not pyrrha, are maybe seeing something they want for their ship and not something that was actually happening in the show. the beginnings were there, but they weren’t able to flourish.

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THANK YOU! Plus if Ruby was stabbed we could’ve had an awesome scene that more clearly demonstrates Jaune semblance. IE he turns Ruby into the freakin flash and the first thing she does is send Hazel through the wall!

I disagree with the claim that it made more sense for ruby to be speared rather than weiss cinder is a sadist she would want ruby to suffer rather than a quick unknowing death and she aimed for weiss because she saw jaunes reaction to weisss and his whole statement about how he doesnt care about what happens to him etc

see i can get the train of thought behind this; but that entire scene was … poorly done. weiss’s abilities got nerfed, jaune was placed higher in cinder’s hate list when she previously hadn’t known even his name than ruby, the girl she’s legit had a hate boner for since vol4, and ruby herself was taken out with a single head tap and then ignored!

not only that but with cinder’s slow as fuck walk towards to weiss after pinning jaune’s suicidal tendencies to protect his friends was annoying as fuck, it felt like everyone just sat and watched as she did her evil strut down the catwalk. ruby at that point was the easier target too; she was closer, she was unconscious and she was the one that has been cinder’s target ever since ruby took her eye and her arm! cinder doesn’t know what weiss could’ve done, weiss could’ve had a burst of energy and fought back or actually been allowed by the writers to be competent.

the most egregious thing about this scene is not that it “doesn’t make sense” for weiss to be speared instead of ruby (yeah it still doesn’t) but that in the end it doesn’t matter.

weiss shows no reaction to nearly dying even though she at that point had been the only one of team rwby to not be fatally in danger or too traumatically injured (there was no harm from the fall of beacon and her kidnap via raven would’ve been solved with or without yang.)

the focus is extraordinarily on jaune rather than ruby, the protag and the focus of cinder’s hatred. this even extends to which girl is harmed via being connected to him which is weiss when it should’ve been ruby thematically. weiss and jaune haven’t had any major connections since volume 2; whereas ruby and jaune had spent the previous two volumes together and had an established relationship since the first bloody volume. ruby and jaune were both affected by pyrrha’s loss, this could’ve been a good moment to capitalize on that shared loss and trauma against the instigator.

ruby is our main protaganist and once again she got nerfed so the spotlight could shine on someone else! for a show named rwby it should sure be named weiss, blake or jaune. not only that but this could’ve been a move to humanize ruby and let her actually feel some trauma; there was the silver eyes moment in the vol3 finale but that didn’t hurt her and was completely brushed over until like vol6. this added nothing to ruby’s character, either in concern for her friends or her rivalry with cinder.

it’s acknowledged that cinder is a sadist, but the primary target of all her impotent rage and sadism is ruby. the last volume had her burning an illusion of ruby to bloody ashes!! if they still wanted weiss to be speared, then ruby should’ve been awake for it because as it stands now; the wrong person (jaune) was affected in the most minimalistic way and then it was completely brushed off for maiden bullshit and the relic.

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Ruby:Are we Sure Salem can’t die? Like what in this world actually lasts forever? Maybe we can-

Jaune:My love for you will last forever.

Ruby:*blushing*.........

Ruby:Damn, Salem really can’t be kill.

Ozcar:Don’t let his flirting stop you!!! What was the idea!!!!!?

Ruby:I’m sorry what?

Ozcar:Damnit!!!!!

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The Real Discussions

Ruby: "Okay, so Yang would be the berserker."

Yang: "Hell yeah."

Ruby: "Blake, you're the rogue."

Blake: "What does that mean?"

Ruby: "You know! You're like, sneaky, quick and agile, hit and run tactics. You use trickery to confuse people, and then strike their weak spot!"

Blake: "I guess?"

Nora: "Oh, oh, what am I!?"

Ruby: "The warrior, through and through."

Nora: "I thought Jaune was the warrior?"

Yang: "Nah, he'd be the knight. That's different, right?"

Ruby: *scoffs as if offended, and hugs Jaune's arm* "Jaune's not a mere knight! He's a paladin."

Weiss: "What's a paladin?"

Ruby: "Like a priest, but with more violence!"

Jaune: "... I'm okay with this."

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Ruby has a Jaune doll she made and keeps with her and desperately tries to hid it. Or Jaune and Ruby had one night together, then Jaune leaves the group for two years to find out Ruby had his child.

I’ll go with the first option, thank you.

Also, I’ve got a fun idea for this…

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Anonymous asks: The Dork and her Dolls (RWBY)

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*In Team RWBY’s room*

Yang (about to leave): …You sure you don’t wanna come with, Rubes?

Ruby: Nah, I’m good.

Yang: Well…OK. Suit yourself. *Leaves the room with Weiss and Blake*

*Ruby IMMEDIATELY locks the room, jumps up to her bed, and pulls out doll versions of herself and Jaune*

Doll Jaune (via Ruby in a Jaune impression): Sigh. I’m just so sad.

Doll Ruby (via Ruby in her normal voice): No you’re not! *Ruby makes the Doll Ruby hug Doll Jaune* You’re not sad! You’re not allowed to be sad when I’m around!

Doll Jaune (looking down): My weapon’s not very good.

Doll Ruby (shaking her head): No it’s not! Your weapon rocks! Old-fashioned, yeah, but you gotta love the classics!

Doll Jaune (on the ground face-first): I’m nothing but a laughingstock for everybody to treat like-

Doll Ruby (“picking” up Doll Jaune): NO! You’re not! Jaune Arc, you’re not a laughingstock! You’re not a loser!

Doll Jaune (holding his face): …Really?

Doll Ruby (“putting” him down): Yes, really!

Doll Jaune: Aw, thanks, Ruby. But you’re just saying that.

Doll Ruby (shaking angrily): RRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! What do I have to do to convince that you’re not worthless?!?

Doll Jaune (sighing): …I don’t know…

Doll Ruby: That’s it! I know exactly what I need to do! *Hugs Doll Jaune*

Doll Jaune: What’s this?

Doll Ruby: It’s a hug!

Doll Jaune: What’s a “hug”?

Doll Ruby (groaning): Alright, maybe this will help! *Starts pecking Doll Jaune on his face* Mwah! Mwah! I am kissing you! I am kissing you so that you will feel better!

Doll Jaune: It doesn’t seem to be working.

Doll Ruby (shaking angrily): That’s it! From now on, starting today, I will stick by your side until you are happy!

Doll Jaune (holding his face): *Gasp!* You will?

Doll Ruby (boastfully): Yes! If that isn’t enough, then I’ll make sure both your team AND my team make sure you’re not sad!

Doll Jaune (gasping even more): Even Weiss?

Doll Ruby: Yes, even Weiss! I can’t promise you a date with her, but I’ll make sure that SHE makes sure that you’re happy!

Doll Jaune/The Real Jaune (in unison): Aw, that’s so sweet of you, Ruby! I love you!

*Ruby’s eyes widened hearing this, looks around, looks underneath her bed, and sees Jaune laying down on the bed below, smiling at her*

Jaune (smiling nervously): Uh…hi, Ruby.

*In Ozpin’s office, a loud high-pitched scream is heard*

Glynda (surprised): …What was that?

Ozpin (pondering): Hm. Last time I’ve heard somebody scream that loud, somebody was playing with dolls.

Glynda (raising an eyebrow): …Dolls?

Ozpin (nodding): Yes. Specifically, the dolls of theirselves and the one they love.

Glynda (weirded out): …How do you know this?

Ozpin (smiling nervously): …Well…

*Flashback! way, way, WAY back into the past*

Salem (playing with dolls versions of herself and Ozma): Oh, Salem! You are the most, beautiful, wonderful, woman I’ve ever loved! *As herself* Oh, stop it! You’re just saying that!

Ozma (behind her): Would you be surprised if I wasn’t?

*Salem screams upon hearing this*

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Continuation of Magic Knight post: Ruby is jealous of Jinn. Jinn is more than willing to help Ruby get what she wants.

(Another really old ask down, does anyone even remembers that i did a magic knight post in the past?)

Jaune: err…jinn?

Jinn: *clinging on his arm* yes?

Jaune: i need to train now, can you let go of my arm?

Jinn: sure…*still clinging on his arm*

Jaune: …coul-

Jinn: after you give me a kiss.

Jaune: *blushes a bit* you can’t be serious.

Jinn: *raises eyebrow* can’t i?

Jaune: . . *sighs* fine. *leans down giving a peck on her lips*

Jinn: … *hold his face deepening the kiss*

Jaune: *breaks it with a light blush* o-okay, i better go now, ren is waiting for me *gets up and walks away* till later jinn.

Jinn: until.

Ruby: hmm…

Yang: ruby…are you okay?

Ruby: *gritting her teeth into a smile* of course i am, why wouldn’t i be?

Yang: …you’re jealous aren’t you?

Ruby: *with hair on fire* no, what could have possibly given you this idea?

Yang: you should talk to her.

Ruby: about what? That she should break up with jaune just because i like him?

Yang: maybe?

Ruby: you know that would never work.

Yang: it probably won’t if you keep with this attitude.

Jinn: she’s right y'know?

Ruby: no she isn’t! She’s just teasing me- …hold on *looks at jinn*

Jinn: *standing by her side* hello.

Ruby: *blushes* w-where did you came from!?

Jinn: from the couch, it’s not that far actually. And before you can ask, yes, i did listened to your conversation, and yes i know you’re jealous.

Ruby: *blush deepens* i-im not jealous!!

Jinn: oh please, i might not have the lamp anymore but i don’t need its infinite knowledge to see that you’re jealous ruby rose.

Ruby: b-but im not jealous! And even if i was it wouldn’t matter, you’re already dating him!

Jinn: yes you are jealous and yes i am dating him, but that doesn’t means its the end for you, we just need to share him.

Ruby/Yang: W-WHAT!?!?

Yang: you didn’t just suggested that did you!?

Ruby: *dark red* w-we c-can’t. It wouldn’t work out i-it-

Jinn: oh please, of course it would. He likes you for a long time now, i just happened to be more forward with him and ended up snatching his heart, but i know he still has feeling for you, therefore, a sharing relationship wouldn’t be impossible.

Ruby: …i-i don’t know-

Jinn: i know, i’m the embodiment of knowledge afterall, so don’t try and discuss that with me, i have thousands and thousands of experience years ahead of you.

Ruby: …okay, fine. I’ll give it a try.

Yang: you what!?

Ruby: i mean, it could work out…maybe?

Jinn: oh believe me, it will. *grabs her and starts to drag her away* now come on, we need to tell him the good news, and i have a perfect idea to do so.

Ruby: *red* o-okay.

Yang: first an ancient relic now my little sister… *sigh* now i think i get why uncle qrow drinks so much.

*later*

Ren: *lowering his weapons* i think that’s good for today.

Jaune: okay, i’ll go ahead and take a bath okay?

Ren: sure, i’ll gather our things and find nora.

Jaune: *gets inside the house, walking upstairs and getting inside the bathroom* goddammit *holding his shoulder* guess i pushed myself too far again now i’m all sore*

Jinn: want a massage to help?

Jaune: j-jinn!? *turns around* w-what are you- *notices jinn who was naked behind and ruby who is also naked and standing besides her* r-ruby!?!? *dark red* w-what are you doing here!?!?

Jinn: hey! Is that how you’re going to treat your new girlfriend?

Jaune: my what!?!?

Jinn: she likes you, so i told her she could join the jaune girlfriends club as well.

Jaune: b-but-

Jinn: why? Because i know you still love her, so nothing more fair than allow you two to get together, but of course, you’re way too good of a catch so i can’t let you go that easily, so the best solution was to let her in our relationship.

Jaune: *looking at ruby* a-and you agreed on that!?

Ruby: *dark red* y-yeah.

Jaune: b-but-

Jinn: enough with the senseless rambling, we have more important things to do.

Jaune: l-like?

Jinn: *grins* oh come on. *gets closer, pressing her breasts on his chest* you’re naked in the bathroom with two beautiful and naked ladies, you don’t need to be a genius to think in something.

Jaune: *dark red* i-i…i-i…

Jinn: … *giggles*

Jaune: w-what is it?

Jinn: i just think your other head is smarter than the one over your neck.

Jaune: *realizing* o-oh sorry! I-i didn’t meant to-

Jinn: it’s okay, just go with the flow. *looks back at ruby* And you, you should relax and enjoy a bit too.

Ruby: i-i don’t know…

Jinn: *sigh, rolling her eyes* teenargers. *grabs ruby and pushes her against jaune* now kiss.

Jaune/Ruby: *solar red* WHAT!?!?

Jinn: just do it already!

Jaune: …

Ruby: …

Jaune: *gulps* so…do you mind if i-

Ruby: n-no…i don’t…

Jaune: okay, then… *leans down*

Ruby: *kisses him shortly*

Jinn: again, get a better taste.

Ruby: *nods* o-okay. *leans closer*

Jaune: *kisses her, this time for a few longer seconds*

Jinn: so?

Ruby: i-its…amazing.

Jaune: yeah, it really is.

Jinn: *grins* then what are you waiting for? Go for it!

Jaune: *pulls ruby into a heated kiss*

Ruby: *starts a aggressive making out*

Jinn: once you lose your breath is my turn, and lets keep going for the rest of the night!

*downstairs*

Blake: yang?

Yang: *chugging a bottle of whiskey* yeah?

Blake: what are you doing?

Yang: a blue eyed blonde idiot is making out with a hot chick and my sister, how did you expected me to react?

Qrow: *sitting on her side*

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Lancaster: Force

Nora: Hey Ruby, are you a top or a bottom?

Ruby: I'm a force to be reckoned with!!!

Nora: OH HELL YEAH!

Jaune: She's a bottom.

Yang: I suspected as such.

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Jaune: Will. You. StopTRYINGTOGETYOURSELFSHOTDOWN?!?

Ruby: Oh come on, what could go wrong?

Jaune: A LOT OF THINGS. I’m the one whose spec’d to take hits, not your speedy, glass cannon butt!

Ruby: I thought you liked watching it.

Jaune: You know I can’t answer that! If I make the joke I KNOW you’re thinking of, Your sister will castrate me and then kill me. If I let you get shot down, then your sister AND dad will do unspeakable things!

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*shrug* it’s what came to mind.

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*Ruby’s thighs in pantyhose*

Jaune:”Nice.”

*Ruby’s thighs in ripped thigh high stockings*

Jaune:”Nice!”

*Ruby’s thighs in dom leather thigh high boots*

Jaune:”Mommy.”

Ruby:”What?”

Jaune:*Blushing bright red* “NOTHING! I said nothing!”

I love how the entirety of the Lancaster shipping community has all unanimously decided on one aspect of their relationship.

Jaune really really really likes thighs.

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Jaune: She's ten percent awesome, twenty percent reckless, fifteen percent concentrated power of cute, five percent adorable, fifty percent badass.

Ruby: AND I’M A HUNDRED PERCENT CAPABLE OF KICKING YOUR ASS!

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Ruby: I WANNA BE THE BIG SPOON TONIGHT!

Jaune: ahahahahahahah! Thats a good one