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@generouskittentidalwave Schrödinger’s dumbass

I will never understand how Odysseus has all the braincells while also having none of them at the same exact time. He is an amazing war general and is insanely smart but has the attention span of a rat fuelled by the need to cause chaos simply because he is bored. He can't listen to one thing while getting distracted by the thing he was specifically told not to touch.

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the goopa troopas are on the move

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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Nothing Gained

@cerylune 🌑

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RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

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friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

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@phantomrose96 op guess what

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

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Wow! It’s been a while, why don’t I post a bit

This is Green’Spirit a king in a faction known as the wilderwüds and a father of 4. Among other things he is a Caribou, and primarily serves in the lore as the hunka-de-junkita of a man. Ol’ greenie right here is 8’3”. Anyway that’s all for today, but random character refs will probably posted

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Creatures of sonaria fanfiction for you

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Making a catalog shit for originverse canon

power queue: basically it’s how gods recieve power, the more powerful the god the higher on the queue they are.

primordials are at the top. And interesting idea but primordials blood is glowing gold

like this:

Basically it’s just power leaking out

end of post for now

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Ok since I’ve been in the undertale fandom a while and never actually posted, here’s a good starter

The way I hc how skeletons work, since I don’t really like how ectoplasm looks in art I replace it with webbing

say the black stuff inbetween sans’s bones, is actually thick webbing meant to not hood it together but more so make it more defended.

if the rib gets snapped, in a situation in which the soul chamber would be completely exposed the webbing blocks it.

also ectoplasm looks weird on skeletons why do people give them t h I g h s.

anyway I imagine the soul isn’t actually super squishy and is instead covered in a thick hard membrane, and only things specialized to tear through it can actually harm it outside of battle.

Inside is pure magic, or DT in the case of humans, the fiber of a being is put in there but in the downside is a suuuuupppperrr good meal for things that CAN eat them.

the level of specific evolutionary traits need to tear through the membrane include:

teeth not to dissimilar to a big cats

holy shit we’re dead kinds of claws

and finally, mmmmm 100 grams of protein and iron, yes souls

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Fuck

Fuck

fuck

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Back from the ded, back to the dream smp

So, fundy, wilbur kid, his moms a salmon? How can I explain this? Time for biology nerd time!

we’re assuming that sally is at least humanoid or else this would be physically impossible.

it seems in dsmp canon with hybrids, your, most of the time, either one or the other. So assuming the humanoid thing (Aka hybrids) maybe farther up the line sally had a fox hybrid. Due to how genes work because it doesn’t matter how long ago the gene popped up it will always pop up once occurred.

so the fox gene popped up in fundy because of this, and this is why he’s a fox hybrid despite a human father and salmon-hybrid mother. Because at some point in Sally’s side of the family there’s was a fox hybrid, I don’t say Wilbur’s because Phil is to old for this gene to randomly pop up!

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What in the ever loving cross cross apple sauce did I just read. #1 what the frickity funk are you talking about #2 why these images, tags, and writing style specifically? It makes you sound like a computer trying to figure out how accents and modern slang work in tandem.

wdym i’m taking a break from u n the kids mayt ⁉️🤨☕️🇬🇧 don’t be telling ppl stories when u know damn well im never tired of you n i wanna live in ur skin ⚔️🤕🥕🦘🫀🦪🐳

we are matching forever n im not changing anytime soon 🙄💢🪓 i only told u abt my next layout cuz im excited to make it in the future

im just tryna spite u baby you know how i am 🙄🚬 wanna see u all riled up n shit 🥕🤼

also wdym u WANNA live under my skin ?? ur telling me u not already living in it ⁉️ stop lying to the people my arm dont itch at night without a reason 🤕🎯🦛

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Pogchamp, idk who hoshi is but they sound like they work at a very nice background cafe in a cool cartoon

Googling how to use social media makes me wonder if this is how Hoshi lives daily

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You forgot the fanfictions, they are the written word documents in your deathbed telling you either about

a. Smexy betsy

b. Fluffy shoes

c. hello darkness my old friend

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