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Oh is it my turn, dear? Right.

My little eggies once had quite the ordeal with some poachers. The enemy wouldn't omelet up. But my little minions wouldn't let it be over easy, and really scrambled them! -🎩🐍 @ask-pentious

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Velvette once made a great deal for some soul at the record store. It was an Aretha Franklin album. Too bad she lost it, now she's respectless. - 🌈

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Salutations!

Vox has always been far too attached to me, so I told him "sorry, I've decided to cut the cord!"

I really put a pause on his affections with that one, he was rather speechless.

You could say I rendered him mute. -🎙

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oh we're doing Vox jokes now? splendid! i've got one for you.

Vox once claimed that he'd made a chart topping record, so why couldn't he play it?

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all he had was a phoney graph!

Good one, Al! I can only imagine the poor reception Vox would have hearing that.-🌈

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Vox tried to take up racing once. He only made i̷t̸ one lap. It was a real short circuit. - 🌈

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Adam was robbed once in Hell. They took all of his Lute. - 🌈

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Susan participated in a marathon the other day. Sinners and hellborn of all types were there. She didn't make it very far, she hates to eat and run. It really is a dog eat dog world when she sees a Hellhound, because she's...- 🌈

An ornery old bitch? - 🎙📻

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Cherri once tried to do stand-up, personally I thought her jokes were explosive, but she really thought she bombed.

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Hello, my darling listeners! I have a humble request if I may. I’m doing my one good deed for the decade by reaching out to all of you to request your help for a dear friend of mine. They need what’s termed a “mobility aid” to greatly improve their quality of life as they are currently bedridden a majority of the time and I’m reaching out to you to ask that you consider either donating and/or sharing this post. The goal is $156 for a wheelchair and every cent helps! You may send me all the (terrible) jokes or (also terrible) flirtations you like in exchange and I promise to do my best not to destroy you for it. A win win if you ask me! Thank you, darlings!

((Link to actual chair below! Cashapp: $greybazzy))

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Did you hear about Fizzarolli? He handed in his 2 minutes notice. He said it was his clowning achievement.- 🌈

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Sometimes days go really slow in Hell. So I walk past the clock...it really passes the time. -🌈

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Inside every demon may be a rainbow but you all make me see new colors! Thank you so much for your love of my jokes, it means so much!-🌈

[Seriously ya'll it's a pleasure making you laugh at my goofy puns! Thank you so much!-Lilith💜]

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Why do souls hate when it rains? It really dampens their spirits! - 🌈

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Ya know, Ive known Alastor for quite some time and not many people know this about him but he is a very skilled archer!

One could say he's quite the arrow ace. - 🌹

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You remembered the joke! Miss you, Pen!

Why don't snakes drink coffee?

It makes them Viperactive!

That was my best attempt to make you laugh...

Did it work?

[Pentious laughs]

My dear that wasss delightful! Quite the pun, reminds me of Charlie's jokes. She told me this one once: What do you call a snake with legs?

A ran-aconda.-🎩🐍

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Husk was shocked when he got here! He never expected to be in Hell, he figured he'd end up in purrgatory!

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This one's eggcellent.

A pun in poetry's shell.

The end, and joke cracked.-🌈