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So I’m currently watching a show that contains 6 seasons. I had a feeling that the main couple would end up together and I looked it up, because I love to ruin things for myself.

Turns out the pair only gets together in the final seasons last episode, and that bugged me slightly but whatever, maybe they’ll be like besties for most of the show..

Nope- tons and I mean TONS of sexual and romantic tension, so now I’m like “dear god this is gonna be the longest will they won’t they…”

But…. Middle of season 2.. they… THEY DO get together… and suddenly I’m terrified.

Because that means something happens that drives them apart- and because I hate myself I immediately looked it up on Google.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANT BE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF HER FUCKING ORIGIN STORY- ONE SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!?

All of this to say, I simply hate it when a pair is so obviously meant to be together, but they’re dangled as a season finale and you have to watch them fall for other people in order to realize “No! Other MC! You were the one I loved most!” I personally LOVE stories where the main couple actually HAPPENS in the story! AND NOTHING CHANGES BETWEEN THEM OTHER THAN THE FACT THEY OPENLY LOVE EACH OTHER.

Anyways the show I’m watching is Lucifer- it’s great but I’m horrified about what’s going to happen dear god…

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Well- that checks out tbh….

But it felt a little unfair because there were some questions (like the movie one) where I only knew like 1 or 2 of the answers

If You Were a Fictional Character

I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!

* Make this picrew of yourself

* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠

Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!

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Gender is so weird… cause even tho I’m a Cis-Girl, I kinda wish I looked more androgynous. I wish my voice was deeper, I wish people genuinely wondered what my gender was and still thought I was hot no matter what.

Cause sometimes having boobs is nice and all- but what if I could just… choose when I want them? What if I could do that for my other parts?

Everyone just uses She/Her for me, because they think it’s all that matters. But my partner actually switches between the two consistently, and honestly they/them pronouns make me happier to hear…

Does anybody else experience this or has before? I don’t wanna be a man. God no. But I don’t exactly… like being a woman either…?

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Just watched the first like 5 episodes of the new season of TAWOG- and uh… a few things

1. Love the animation quality looks great

2. Why… why are Gumball and Darwin so gay? I’m… I’m being serious please why is there so much homoerotic tension…

3. There’s no fucking way The Amazing World of Gumball made a fucking phone sex joke. I beg your fucking pardon. Poor Anais… she had to sit there and hear it…. “Left right trigger” 😞

4. So far the episodes have been kinda eh and I’m waiting for a Darwin x Carrie episode like desperately…

5. EBOY MOTHERFUCKING GUMBALL.

Bro my internal 12-14 year old is TWEAKING OUT. If this episode came out while I was in middle school, this would have either been my furry awakening or my biggest hyperfixation. The baggy sweater, the ring, the hair, THE RIPPED JEANS. They gave my man a CHOKER. They knew what they were doing…

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You ever be like- omg that’s such a good fic idea… I would read a multi-chaptered 50K+ word fic on that!!

And then you realize that nobody else will write it and now you either have to write it yourself and disappoint others (+yourself) or suffer in silence about the fic idea

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Listen, I’m not poly or anything but there’s always exceptions to the rules Y’know?

I want to be their third so bad. Why did they BOTH have to be so fucking pretty?!? Like they’re animated so of course they’re pretty- but as a person with Asian family members- ASIAN MEN AND WOMEN ARE SO FINE?! Not to mention the fact that Korean is just- honestly most Asian languages are gorgeous…

But what I wouldn’t do to be sandwiched between Rumi and Jinu

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I need you guys to hear me out….

I- I know our girl Zoey loves him- and that he probably got a big ass forehead but ….

I wanna bite him. I wanna put him in a paper shredder so I can eat him as a fun sized snack. I wanna give him a leash and collar so I can take him out for walkies like a good boy. I want my listener boyfriend while I be the yapper girlfriend.

He makes me want to get on my knees and beg. He makes me want to growl and bark. I’m gonna go feral for him- someone call animal control because my freak is SHOWING HARD FOR THIS MANZ 💔

Fuck cringe culture, air out the freak, repost which Saja boy you feel like this with, or fuck it- any character, don’t let the haters win, stay cringe 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Now, I haven’t seen any KPDH OC’s yet- but because I’m a chronic OC x Canon /selfshipper towards characters I love- I need an OC for the fandom

However… I obviously DO NOT want to just make a 4th Hunter (that would just be wrong, it’s ALWAYS groups of 3)

So here are my two CURRENT IDEAS! If you have any ideas- do tell me! In the comments! Trust me I love hearing other peoples ideas!

1. An American that moved to Korea and is just a massive fan of the Saja Boys and somehow ended up dating one

2. Another Idol Girl that gives off the same vibes as (my queen) Ayesha Erotica?? Maybe I could just make her a Solo Idol but that… is a little unrealistic? I dunno

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I’m so starved for content- please… maybe I’m just not looking deep enough, maybe I just need to wait a little bit longer but….

WHERE ARE THE KPOP DEMON HUNTER SAJA BOYS X READER SMUT FICS?!

I need Jinu and Mystery ASAP!!! Guys please I am eating off of Zoeystery because I can’t have him!! Where are the canon divergent fics??? Where is the smut?! Link them!! Show me fanart!! Tell me the websites!! Please I need them so goddamn bad!!

So far I’ve read the best pet play fic on AO3 for Zoey x Mystery and dear god it made me FEEL THINGS.

Here’s the fic btw read it it’s so good

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So because I’m a terrible artist- I’ve been trying to find new ways to make my OC’s without… using the dammed (AI) so I heard good things about Picrew? Decided to use it

Rating Picrews based on how well I was able to make my OC’s!!! (Part… one? Maybe?)

(I prefer Picrews that have the creators @ in the final picture so I can give credit to the creators)

Starting off with a decent 8/10

This is my CreepyPasta OC ‘Lust’ before getting burnt to a crisp ❤️

The only thing that makes me not want to make this a 10/10 is simply because I can’t give her tattoos or her scars

Next up!!!

9/10!!!

This style suits her vibes A LOT!!! And aside from the cig/blunt and style? I have a few issues with this one- she can’t have burns or scars or her heterochromia, she still looks gorgeous but a little naked without those details I’m so used to drawing her with

Next!!!!

I give the first one a 6/10 and the second one an 8/10! I finally found one that made me able to make Lust WITH her burn scars however… none of the hands could be “scarred” and her hair wasnt able to be brown TwT- but the happy vibes in the second one make up for it

Almost over with this flop of a post!!

10/10!

This is my TCOAAL OC, Cynthia/Tia! If people are interested in her, maybe I’ll make a post about her? This Picrew was really good at making her look innocent (which she uh… isn’t) but the e-girl vibes are so peak ❤️

And now!!! Lastly!!!!

9.5/10 <3

Wanted to make one between Tia and Leyley- do I ship them together? Yesn’t (again… for whole other post) but I love how cutesy the style for this one is!!! And how much of a gremlin Ashley looks in this

Anyways yeah that’s the post sorry for it being shit 👍

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j letting u know there’s an option to buy a game privately on steam !! u can hide it in ur library so people won’t be able to see it :))

there’s also the invisible feature where u don’t have to be online and if u turn off game details in privacy settings, people won’t be able to see what ur playing or what games u have lol

Omg thank you shawty you are forever in my graces- 🙏🏻

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Because I’m friends with my mother on Steam I cannot buy Date Everything- (WE ARE NOT PLAYING A DATING SIM WHEN MY MOTHER OR GOD FORBID FATHER MAY SEE)

So as a result I have been living vicariously through YouTube videos- and throughout all of this, I have found the love of my life. My boyfriend already forgives me- he understands.

DIRK. Y’ALL PLEASE-

I NEED HIM- EITHER I AM THE THIRD BETWEEN HIM AND HARPER OR I AM STEALING HIM AWAY!!!!

I AM PROJECTING SO HARD!!! BUT THIS DIRTY DIRTY BOY HAS A BREEDING KINK I PROMISE!! HE WANTS IT MESSY AND HE LOVES IT!!!

I NEED HIM A CARNALLY!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A BODY PILLOW OF HIM FOR ME TO HOLD CLOSE! My boyfriend is boutta turn into the side piece for this man…

Do y’all know any fics about Dirk? I’ll take Clarence for fucks sake I’m desperate- I’d prefer smut but I’m so starved for Dirk that I will take anything please give me the crumbs so I may feast 🙏🏻

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I got some new Ohuho markers at Michaels the other day, and I drew Pomni to test them out. With my new pastel 12-pack and my other two sets, I had the right colors to draw her.

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I am a sick fuck

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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Hey mate

Wassah Dude

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୨९ 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒍

You and your boyfriend, Choso, were just watching a movie and you both got horny

cw: ♡ nsfw / mdni ♡ backshots ♡ praise ♡ dom!choso ♡ face down ♡ dirty talk ♡ creampie ♡ aftercare ♡ biting ♡ fingering (f!recieving) ♡ praise ♡ hair pulling ♡ nipple play ♡ marking ♡ unprotected sex ♡

You and Choso were curled up on the couch, wearing matching shirts without anything underneath. The soft glow of the television casting flickering shadows across the room. His fingers traced lazy, gentle circles along your bare arm, the touch was light and teasing, sending shivers up your spine. You swallowed hard, biting your lip to hold back a breath you weren’t sure you wanted to release. When his hand slid down to your hip, his thumb brushing in slow, deliberate strokes, your breath hitched.

“You okay?” he asked, voice low and warm.

You nodded, cheeks warming under his gaze, but your body betrayed you. Your thighs trembled just slightly, a small reaction to the way his touch was starting to awaken something deep inside you. He noticed, of course he did. Choso always paid attention to you. His eyes flicked down to your legs, then back up, locking with yours. “You sure?” he asked again, quieter this time. You whine in response, “Cho', need you in me..."

His eyes darkened immediately. His hand stilled for a moment on your hip, fingers curling slightly against the fabric of your shorts as he watched you. “Yeah?” he murmured. “That's what you want, baby?”

You nodded, already leaning into his touch, aching for more. His hand found the hem of your shorts and slipped underneath, knuckles brushing sensitive skin as he cupped you through your panties. You gasped, back arching just slightly into his hand, and he smiled against your neck.

“So wet already,” he whispered, voice almost reverent. “You were waiting for this, huh?" His fingers slipped beneath your panties, and you felt his breath catch when he touched you bare. He groaned low in his throat, thumb moving in slow circles while his middle finger teased your entrance, not pushing in yet, just playing with you, feeling how ready you were.

“Fuck, you’re soaked,” he muttered. “So fucking pretty down here…"

You squirmed under his hand, whining. “Cho'…” He chuckled, quiet and smug, fingers dipping in just barely before pulling back again.

“Nuh-uh,” he whispered. “Not yet.” He pulled back slightly, just enough to look down at you, his eyes heavy and lips parted. “Don’t rush me,” he murmured, that teasing glint in his eye. “Wanna take my time with you. Make it feel good.”

His hand slid slowly up your stomach beneath your shirt, calloused fingertips dragging over warm skin, making you shiver. He sat up just a little, guiding you gently onto your back so he could lean over you, his body hovering close, caging you in without pressure. His palm found your breast, thumb brushing over your nipple before he dragged your shirt up lazily. “Off,” he whispered.

You lifted your arms, letting him pull the fabric over your head and toss it aside. His gaze dropped immediately to your chest, rising and falling beneath him. “So pretty,” he muttered, more to himself than you. He leaned down, lips brushing over your nipple, teasingly soft before his tongue flicked out to circle it. Then, he sucked. Not too hard, just enough to make you arch and let out a whimper. His hand pinched the other one, slow and gentle at first, then firmer, rolling the soft bud between his fingers until it hardened under his touch. His hot mouth moved up to your neck and shoulders, sucking and biting at your skin.

Your thighs squeezed together instinctively, the heat between them growing unbearable. His free hand moved down to spread them again, returning to your core, slick with your wetness as he slid two fingers in slowly. Slow enough to make you squirm, fast enough to make you moan.

“There she is,” he whispered, his voice hoarse with restraint. “Taking me so good already.” His fingers curled just right inside of you and you couldn’t help the way your hips bucked. “Easy,” he cooed. “We haven't even started yet.”

His lips returned to your nipple, sucking harder this time, just as his fingers started moving again, his thumb brushing your clit every time your hips rocked up to meet him. You writhed beneath him, one hand gripping his shoulder, digging your nails and scratching at it, while the other clutches onto the cushion of the sofa.

Choso let out a low groan at the feel of your nails raking across his shoulder. His hand curled around your thigh, dragging it up around his waist so he could slot himself tighter against you. Your chest rose and fell fast, nipples still sensitive from his mouth. He pulled back just enough to look at you, his thumb brushing over the edge of your mouth before dragging down the center of your throat.

“You’re shaking,” he whispered, and you didn’t even realize you were until he said it. He leaned closer, nose brushing yours. “Want me to stop?” he asked, voice suddenly soft, like a secret. You shook your head fast, breathless. “No,” you murmured, “don’t stop. Please.”

“Okay,” he whispered, kissing your forehead. “I won’t.” Then his lips dropped again, kissing along your chest, between your tits, down your stomach. You gasped when his tongue slid slowly along your skin. “You’re so good for me,” he murmured, “so damn perfect, baby.” Choso pulled back slowly, gaze still locked on you as he brought both hands to your waist, his fingers curling into your sides firmly.

“Turn over for me, baby.” You blinked up at him, dazed, and he gave you a small, coaxing smile. “Go on.” You nodded, your voice caught somewhere in your throat, and he guided you gently onto your stomach, his palm pressing into the small of your back as he helped you settle into the cushions. The fabric felt cool against your cheek, a stark contrast to how flushed your body was.

His hands smoothed down the back of your thighs, then up again, slow and reverent. His thumbs dug into your hips, angling them up just a little, and he groaned softly when your back arched for him.

His hips rolled against yours, the barest friction just enough to make your toes curl. Then he pushes his dick in, nice and slow. The first thrust was gentle. Deep and dragging. You gasped at the stretch. He stayed still for a second, one hand slipping up your back to rest between your shoulder blades. He moved again, slow and steady, keeping the rhythm deep, letting you feel every inch of him. Your fingers gripped the cushion, muffling your moans as he kept hitting that spot that made your thighs tremble.

But then, his rhythm changed. He shifted his grip, one hand firm around your waist, the other tangled in your hair and pulling it back, and his next thrust slammed into you with a force that knocked the air out of your lungs. Your face hit the pillow, and you gasped, fingers curling tight into the cushion beneath you.

“Yeah,” Choso growled low, his hips snapping forward again, “that’s it…keep takin’ it, pretty girl.” His pace was punishing now, your body rocked deeper into the cushion each time he slammed into you. Your voice was lost in the rhythm and all you could muster were broken moans, breathy gasps, the occasional cry when he hit just the right spot. And he always hit it. Again and again, until your legs and arms gave out and you were left arching helplessly beneath him.

“Listen to yourself,” he whispered, leaning over you, his chest brushing your back. “Can’t even talk, huh? You're so cute...” You whimpered when his hand left your hip, only for it to land sharply on your ass, making you jolt. "Who do you belong to?"

“I—...a-ah, f-fuck, C-Cho'—” Your voice cracked. "Y-you...only you..."

“Damn right you are.” And then he slammed back into you, full force. Your whole body pushes forward, the pressure snapping all at once. You cum with a cry muffled by the pillow, body trembling so hard your vision blurred. Your cunt fluttered around him, pulling him in tighter as your climax rushed through you, heat pooling low and deep while your legs kicked weakly beneath him. But he wasn't done. After a few more lighter thrusts, his hand slid around your waist, holding you close as he finally pulled out, groaning under his breath, releasing across your lower back.

Your body collapsed into the couch, chest heaving, skin flushed as you tried to steady your breath. Choso hovered over you for a second longer, panting quietly, before gently brushing your hair away from your face. His fingers were so much softer now, it was almost hard to believe it was the same person that fucked your brains out a few seconds ago.

Choso let out a slow breath, watching the way your body trembled beneath him, his release painting your lower back in soft, lazy streaks. He blinked down at the mess for a second, chest still rising and falling, before leaning over to press a kiss to the nape of your neck. “Shit… sorry, sweetheart,” he murmured, hand already reaching for a tissue from the coffee table, wiping you down with slow, careful strokes. “Made such a mess on you.”

You whimpered, still face down. He tossed the tissues aside once you were clean and pressed another kiss to your spine. “Did so good f’me,” he whispered against your skin. “Always so good.” You were still curled up on the couch when Choso gently got up. “Hold on, baby,” he whispered, brushing your hair off your cheek. “Gonna get you comfy.” You let out a soft noise of protest, but he was already on his feet, padding across the apartment. He returned a minute later, kneeling beside you with Hello Kitty PJs, while he had matching ones on as well. He helped you into the clothes, tugging the waistband of the pants up snug over your hips with a light kiss to your thigh before scooping you back up and settling down with you again, wrapping the blanket around you both.

"I love you."

"I love you, too."

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Hey- guys. About episode 5?

THE SAME IDIOTS WHO CANT HANDLE RAGATHA ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO COULDNT HANDLE ALPHYS.

These are two VERY different examples of “complex female character” but y’all cannot handle either of them.

Both of them are “annoying” and “fake” and “try too hard to be besties with the main character” and “probably a girl kisser” but I can’t help but notice the similarities.

Both undertale and TADC are massive fandoms- probably nowhere near to the same size but blew up very quickly. You guys couldn’t handle a nuanced and complex female character back then- and some of you still can’t handle her now.

I personally am not a huge fan of either of these characters- but I do not hate them. And I am a firm believer that they do not deserve the hate they have/do get.