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are you the “can't cook for shit” gay or the “can cook shit” gay?

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I’m looking for a specific show

It was a show on Netflix maybe around 2017-18? But it was made earlier than that, it featured three kids/teens, going into this fantasy world through a tech portal where there were different kinds of weird animals and a buff tiger-looking humanoid thing helped them defeat the villains. The main villain used these creepy robots that were destroying the world, and somehow the kids mentor was connected to him?? I know the kids were typical male hero™ with black hair and could communicate with weird buff tiger dude, he gets this magic cube from the villain that slowly corrupts him. Then there were the smart, know-it-all, only girl in the group, who always calls the other two morons, she also had this weird accent, and they had stereotypical lazy, surfer dude, who never did anything I guess?? It’s not animorphs, but it is sorta like that, and I believe it had a z in the name and definitely was not western animation. I remembered this when I was reminiscing about Huntik and my other childhood shows. 

Edit: they also had like these watches that help identified the creatures and all this techy equipment and their base burned down. And sometimes the creatures leaked into our world and they had to sneak into a museum to contain it

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Okay, so I recently figured out I might be genderqueer and I’ve been having the normal gender dysphoria. I know there is top surgery for your chest, but is there  any surgery for your butt? I know this is a weird question but I have a decent size butt that sticks out and I hate it so much, so is there any surgery I can get to minimize my ass? I checked google and all I got was workouts to shape your butt, so help please??

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His palms heavy

Knees sweaty

Arms are vomit

theres weak on his sweater already

Gale’s Revali is now ready

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjkRp2s6Uqs

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“Hey kid” is the same as “hello child” but they both have wildly different energies

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I live in a state of constant fear and nausea

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your belly button is just your old mouth