cleverhistoryinwriting

[cleverhistoryinwriting]

alternative grunge kid turned chaotic dark academia ,

😈aries♈ ,

slytherdor (deadly combo, if u ask me),

major god complex,

writes shitty poems only for herself,

heavily criticizes all dead authors,

Watched one too many true crime documentaries can get away with murder,

Despises basic straight white men,

Has extensive hate letters that I used to wipe my tears from

Only attracts people with white knight syndrome. They think they can save me lol

Smeared mascara and red lipstick

Crumpled papers on my bedroom floor

Cat-eyeliner

Hozier and lorde ( make me bicurious)

Last but not the least, overshares on the internet

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[cleverhistoryinwriting]

There's a conversation at the end of the night at the museum 2 where Larry says , "I don't even know what I'm gonna do tomorrow. "

And Roosevelt aka robin williams(rip) goes, " how exciting!" With the brightest twinkle in his eye.

And it's not a very significant sentence but when I was a mess, didn't know what I wanted to do at all and had a complete system breakdown, everyone assumed it was for the worse. So I feel like there might be someone out there, who needed to here that.

[cleverhistoryinwriting]

I wanna sit down and have a tea party with the bronte sisters and have branwell bronte paint us, while he adds himself in the painting

[cleverhistoryinwriting]

Beauty comes with love. It does not matter how structured my face or body is. It does not matter if I have beautiful skin. It does not matter if my smile isn't crooked. Because i have people who absolutely adore me. And they would still love me without those virtues. That's what matters!

[cleverhistoryinwriting]

Fred and george could've been in slytherin but jkr hates the house.

Don't worry I'll give u proof:

First. They choose to sneek around. And I know that is a weak argument but I had to start somewhere. But they were cunning enough to steal the marauders map and work it.

Second. They are ambitious. Even with the lack of money in the family, they were firm on their idea of the store. They were lucky that harry came through.

Third. Each and every product in the shop proves how resourceful both of them were.

Forth. They stop anything that gets in their way. Ex:- umbrige. They would do anything to get things done their own way. We all know slytherin's to be egotistic.

Fifth. AND MOST IMPORTANT. If we are going to blame snape for bullying Neville so much so that he is his bogart. Well think again, what is Ron's boggart? Spiders! Why? Because they transfigured Ron's childhood teddy into a spider, which left him a lifelong scar. And they did it unapologetically.

I rest my case