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It's time to kill kiddies and touch tiddies

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I shit in the washing machine

Now my parents are yelling at me

Made eye contact while I queefed

Uh Destinkable me

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Just because I know the penis is going to shit doesn't mean I wont suck it off

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(Muscleman voice)You know who else--

Love poem from when I was too tired and laughed at for a long time

"I was in love once

But I shidded it out my ass"

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Bro came

W Girlfriend

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Anime? Mor like anigay

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What if people at weddings said 'I poo' instead of 'I do' or, if you're a purist, 'i doodoo'

I'm not an expert or anything but i believe that would be funny

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Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob

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Imagine

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If you think about it we'd all be immortal if it wasn't for death

What a prick

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Drinking melted puppies till I bark 🚫❌️💀

Drinking melted cats till I mew ✅️✔️🥵

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Imagine being so small that drinking 10 shots of liquid ketamine kills you instantly 💀💀💀

Couldn't be me 💀💀💅💅

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Baby Pool Kabab

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Look between your walls

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Told a Mcdonalds worker today that their hairstyle was dogshit and that they should shave it all off

They must've appreciated the fashion advice and wanted to thank me because my burger tasted extra creamy and extra salty

just how i like it

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I'm warning you all