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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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how come tumblr allows porn ads but not porn posts 🤨 @staff

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you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning

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adhd is fun bc everything I got taught is backwards

a good day makes good sleep

starting with a lil treat gets the work done

More things to do is less overwhelming

don’t make a plan just get in there

you’ll never take good care of what you don’t like so throw it out (this one is my favorite bc it’s easy to see what you don’t like)

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how cool would it be if the top split in two to be a table

Amazing Mike's Hard Lemonade couch available for $200 locally on Facebook Marketplace. I wish I had room for it.

@shiftythrifting

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This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

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Doctor Who season 4 is so delightful because you can tell that The Doctor, on occasion, straight up forgets that he's sad and burned because he's busy being in a sci-fi buddy comedy. And then something will remind him and he'll be like oh! I'm sad and burdened! And Donnas almost always there to be like 'hi sad and burdened. I'm Donna' and he has a completely proportional reaction like 'i would die a thousand deaths for you'.

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I told a dude at a bar I get baseball hats from Amazon bc East Asian companies run smaller & he looked at me like I said a racial slur

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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The I Hate To Housekeep Book (1962) is hilarious and full of little remedies like this

Shoutout to Peg Bracken, ADHD icon

Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

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making art is actually abusive because you are manipulating the viewer into feeling something

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yes and the argument that the fetus/"child" only exists because the pregnant person's body created it and therefore the person "owes them" is not a concept under any other circumstance

if a child needs a kidney or even just a blood transfusion and for whatever reason the only option is for their biological parent to donate or the child will die, the parent has the right to refuse

even die hard anti abortion lobbyists aren't pushing to make that illegal so what logical reason is there for making it illegal in the case of a fetus

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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have we actually seen Dr Abbot's vehicle in canon or have we all just collectively agreed that he drives an old pickup truck