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this blog is really just me coming out of the woods every few months to babble about yearning, post a meme or fic and then hibernate for a few more months

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Gosh, now I just sit in calc 2, still yearning... and I’ve forgotten everything about math. This is tragic.

By the way, sometimes it’s a girl in my class :)

Took a calc test today and couldn't focus for some of it, distracted by some longing for girls... thoughts of my old best friend. This hasn't happened in a while.

Thankfully, integrals are easy.

And yet, my vague yearning continues. Who will come next, I don't know.

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AU in which Felix can see the string of fate between people but still approaches Annette despite their strings going in totally different directions.

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:)

Imagine your OC

just imagine :)

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Ace Attorney Parody with Fire Emblem people xd part 1

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name your variables after them...

I have a repo named myLove.git

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What the fanfic says: “The noise they made was inhuman.”

What the fanfic means: “They made a non-verbal sound that doesn’t lend itself easily to transcription.”

What I hear in my head: *loud Donald Duck quacking*

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- everyone who has ever consumed it has died or will die  😔

Dihydrogen monoxide bad!!!!!!

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*hugs tokomaru* excuse me, those are my emotional support lesbians

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Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?

that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.

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Hey! Update to this even though nobody probably cares. I will TOTALLY write for Ultra Despair Girls now!!! (I love Tokomaru so much)

Leave me requests!

Hello! I’ve had more motivation to write as of late, so even if you don’t know me, feel free to leave a fanfiction request in my Ask Me Anything or just reblog this post with a suggestion. 

Fandoms I’ll write for:

- Fire Emblem: Three Houses

- Haikyuu!!

- Saiki K.

- Barakamon

- Handa-Kun!

- Danganronpa series (aside from UDG, since I haven’t played it and the anime)

(I may write for more, feel free to suggest whatever, but these are some of my favorites)

(I’d also be down to write short stories that aren’t about any fandom, I like writing creepy stuff, so there’s that)

What I’ll write:

- Romantic pairings of any kind (M/F, M/M, F/F, poly, gen)

- Fluff, angst

- Gory and creepy stuff

- Pretty much anything that falls into the G-M categories

What I WON’T write:

- Smut (unless it’s very light or implied)

- That’s really it, there may be other stuff

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fellas, is it gay to goof around and wear my hood tied up, acting like a straight boy, doing a lipbite, and thinking about loving and respecting women? ahahaha