cryptic-sasquatch
cryptic-sasquatch
Theodore Flynt
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cryptic-sasquatch · 23 days ago
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Took a wrong turn somewhere
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cryptic-sasquatch · 3 months ago
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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell
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cryptic-sasquatch · 4 months ago
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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of
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cryptic-sasquatch · 5 months ago
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cryptic-sasquatch · 6 months ago
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cryptic-sasquatch · 6 months ago
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NEW year?? In THIS economy?? Can’t I thrift one in good condition?
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cryptic-sasquatch · 7 months ago
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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
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cryptic-sasquatch · 2 years ago
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cryptic-sasquatch · 2 years ago
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cryptic-sasquatch · 2 years ago
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I remember....... I changed
I remember growing up in the bible belt believing that gay was a bad word. I remember being around 5 or 6 years old and asking my mom what it meant, only for her to avoid the question by using the technical definition of "bright and happy". Once I got older, I remember watching the tension between same sex characters in my favorite shows just secretly and silently begging for a little bit more between them, but obviously it never happening. I remember coming out to my mom saying I was attracted to women, and my mom telling me with venom on her tongue that her and my father don't believe in that and promptly reminding me that I "know what the bible says". I remember just last year telling my father that I proposed to the love of my life, to recieve no response, then be informed that he "needs to process".
These are all scars, or a branding on the flesh of my heart of what it took for me to get somewhere good, somewhere happy. However, now I can say that I have found communities, family and friends, and even media that have smoothed over the tender flesh. I am soon to marry the love of my life with even my parents in attendance that love my fiance as one of their own. I no longer fear my own identity and who I've become. I am now stronger than ever and all the better for it.
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cryptic-sasquatch · 3 years ago
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good things will happen 💫
things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫
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cryptic-sasquatch · 3 years ago
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cryptic-sasquatch · 4 years ago
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When you get snowed in with your girlfriend
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cryptic-sasquatch · 4 years ago
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My puddin
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cryptic-sasquatch · 4 years ago
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
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cryptic-sasquatch · 4 years ago
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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan
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cryptic-sasquatch · 5 years ago
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You ever just gay kiss in the Chick-fil-a drive through?
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