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Like you are telling me that I can't be barbie and get as many degrees as I can for the rest of my life?

The feminine urge to be disgustingly educated.

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I am in my Daisy Jones and the Six era again and I have also been rewatching The Nanny so I have been thinking of an idea for a djats fanfic that is a The Nanny AU where Billy is a famous musical theater producer and Daisy is the nanny that takes care of Jules and his other two kids.

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AU where Sejanus is a food and baking influencer who people watch for his sensory and cozy aesthetic. His relationship with his husband congressman Coriolanus Snow and the children he has with him also increases his profile. Their children show up the most in Sejanus’ videos and Coriolanus semi often. On the other side, Coriolanus uses Sejanus’ image to help soften his own image to constituents.

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Someone write this and I will probably feel joy in my life again 😩😩😩

House MD x Meljayvik

Huddson and Meljayvik are basically the same ship guys. Also Foreman would be Ekko, Cameron is Cait, Chase is Vi, Thirteen is Jinx and Sky is Amber

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Emily's childhood frenemie Grace Litt:

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toxic chouse idea where house has to go to a psych ward and finds famous rowan chases son there freshly kicked out of the seminary for experiencing religious psychosis

chase becomes interested in house seeing him as some type of god like figure there to help him and immediately starts trying to get involved with him

house also becomes interested after seeing how much chase is trying to get closer and kinda goes 'well, cant let this opportunity go to waste'

and yadada from their idk like and repost if u think i should write this or if u want to see me get put into a meat grinder

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Emily's artsy free spirited neighbor Laurie Stone :

✨guess who is back at writing her fanfic?✨

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I just finished arcane and because I don't have the money to pay for a therapist I need recs.

Does anyone have any jayvik fanfic recs?Honestly I will take anything I just wanna fill the hole inside my heart right now 😭

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Does anyone have a marvey fanfic recommendation about S3 Ep15:The offer where Mike tells Harvey about the job offer and he is upset. I am doing a re-watch and it has been itching my mind so bad just by thinking about it.

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I have been thinking about making little moodboards for each chapter of my fic. It's just going to be 3 pictures each one having something to do with each chapter.

For example :

The things is that I don't know if I should put them at the start or at the end of a chapter. Because at the start it's like a fun little sneak peek on what is to come and maybe when the readers are reading it and find the moment one of the pictures is referring to they can be like "Oh here it is!" but at the same time I don't want to spoil it for them because now it's just going to be innocent pictures but later there is going to be drama unfolding so maybe I can put it on the end but by then I don't know if the readers are going to care about the picture because they will have already read the chapter. What should I do?

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Thank you for the tag love @chaoticfandomgirly It was really interesting to see what pictures I was gonna get!

@mercuryspit @ratita-ratata @rvspecter @emrysflame @frivoloussuits @hotdaemondtargaryen Everyone should try it <3

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Athena-core was fun to search 😍

I tag @newbornwhumperfly @grizzlie70 @butwhatifyouwrite @sapphoslibrary @wildfaewhump @deluxewhump

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harvey specter, famously known for having commitment issues and not pursuing relationships, risks it all for mike ross over and over

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Do you all remember that about a week ago I said I started writing the first chapter of my fic? Well that's not true anymore...yeah... I may have had a little bit of a breakdown and deleted everything I wrote. I am better now but I still don't like the way I wrote the first chapter so I want your advice about it. I want the fic to have the feeling of sitting down and watching a series alone in your room. I started writing it at the point of view of Emily since in all three fics we are going to follow her thought her live but I don't know if it fits anymore. Can you tell me on what point of view you like your fics to be?

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The aesthetic of Danyi Han one of the best friends of Emily Specter and one of the first characters you are going to meet in my fic:

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The aesthetic of Emily Specter, Daughter of Harvey Specter and Mike Ross:

I tried to make a moodboard for her. Probably going to make for the others too. Tell me which one you like the most. The first or the second one?