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50 excuses for not eating

1. You’re not hungry

2. You don’t like that certain food

3. You ate a big breakfast and are still full.

4. You’re allergic to that food

5. You ate earlier

6. You have a sore throat

7. You’re vegetarian/vegan

8. You’re saving your hunger for a big family dinner

9. You have tooth ache

10. You have stomach cramps

11. You feel sick

12. You have a stomach ache

13. You’ll eat something later

14. You have a mouth ulcer

15. You bit your tongue and it hurts too much to eat

16. You’ll eat when you get home

17. You’ll eat when you get hungry

18. You don’t have any money to buy anything

19. Invent an illness where it hurts when you eat but when you don’t it’s fine

20. You don’t feel like eating right now

21. You just ate something

22. If you have braces say you just got them tightened and they hurt

23. You’re still full from lunch

24. You have a nut allergy

25. You don’t like that food unless it has a particular sauce/dip/dressing that isn’t there

26. You’re craving one particular food which you’ll have later

27. You ate too much earlier

29. You ate all your food and have none left

30. You can’t be bothered right now

31. You’re fasting for religious reasons

32. You ate with someone else

33. You need to finish your homework

34. You need to finish studying

35. You’re busy doing something ‘important’

36. You have an intolerance to a kind of food

37. You want to go for a run later and don’t want a full stomach

38. You forgot your lunch

39. You forgot to bring a snack with you

40. You overate earlier

41. There was a bake sale earlier and you’re stuffed

42. You’re going out to eat later

43. You ate out earlier

44. Your doctor put you on a special diet

45. Your dietitian put you on a special diet

46. You’re fasting because you have a fasting blood test soon

47. You don’t want anything right now

48. You’re taking part in a famine

49. You don’t have time to eat

50. Nothing looks appealing

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Real real🥱

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I never regret the meals I didn’t eat, only the ones I did.

Be aware of that.

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THESE SHORTS R SO UGLY LMAOO😭😭

Omad has my heart but still a long way to go🩷🩷

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Reminder💗

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they’re so cuteeeeeee

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TOO REAL😭

I can't say "I'm shitting myself" as a form of laughter because i'm anorexic :(((

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Yall bye I js found out my mom has been making my food extra oily and for example giving me regular sodas instead of diet ones bc of the weight I’ve lost. Like I’m happy she’s giving me food but the fact that she’s aware of what she’s doing???

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Yesterdays and todays omad was prolly the most aesthetic ones I’ve had in a while

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Watching supersize vs super skinny is honestly always either making me disgusted by food or makes me crave it lmao

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pov: you feel like you binged but really you just ate like a normal healthy person would 💀

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there’s just something about buying food and cooking for other people when you’re starving that is so satisfying