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Zatanna projecting her period cramps onto Constantine

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speed cooked these (requested by @iminlovewithwallywest (apparently that @ doesn't exist so if i'm hallucinating uh. oopsies)

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some quick DC blinkies i made (send requests im bored)

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guys, dessie's sick again. means we're getting some fluff

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“I’ll be worried when Batman looks worried” except Batman never looks worried, that’s the problem. Even at the end of the world, the most you’ll see is a clenched jaw or pursed lips. He’s focused, he’s locked in. He doesn’t have time to be worried. 

This is a trait that, slowly, over time, all of his Robins also inherit. Nightwing leads a team through an unlikely-to-survive event, laughs, stretches his hands up over his head, and says “Wow, I genuinely didn’t expect to make it out of that one.” And half his team is like we saw you making finger guns not ten minutes before this? Be so fucking for real right now??

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why is it so blurryyy

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I SURVIVED FINALS back to writing today

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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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well guys i did it

first time animating come on hype me up :3

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It was an accident :(((

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i love them i love core four my little guys ever

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Hood: “How was I supposed to know that 8-year-old girl wasn’t the Riddler?! It was dark! THEY HAVE THE SAME BUILD.”

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hi! i'm not dead!!! school has HANDS but expect updates fr this week

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we don't make enough fun of Batman for not being a vampire. seriously this guy:

nightwalker, lurks in the shadows

goes flying through the city at night hunting down his quarry

romps around in a dramatic ass cape

lives in a gothic manor that is definitely haunted (by the narrative, the ghosts of the past, etcetera)

served by a single devoted familiar servant who seems to share some portion of his strange powers

has multiple fledglings proteges he recruits and trains to share his dark powers

the source of great, often contradictory lore (conflicting reports on his powers/weaknesses/backstory, varies by canon)

unaging (his publication history spans how many decades?)

clearly has some sort of arcane powers superhuman abilities, despite making a huge effort to pass as a Normal Human Guy

autistic bisexual

notice i didn't even mention the whole BAT themed everything. and we're expected to believe this character is NOT a vampire? i'm being baited.

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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yj core four hugsss !!!!!!!!

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i think the rest of the bats probably forget that Tim actually has a full time job. like an important one. they probably text him all the time like ‘wanna help me with this case’ and Tim’s like ‘can’t sorry I’m in Germany for the next 3 days’ and then all the kids are talking for the next week like ‘wow Tim’s probably in some deep shit with this international case he’s working. can’t imagine what he’s dealing with rn’ and then the week after Tim’s at the manor for dinner and Dick’s like ‘so tell us all the gory details of the case in Germany!’ and Tim just looks at him lost.

‘what case’

‘the reason you had to go undercover in Germany and couldn’t join me and Jason’s stakeout!’

‘i never said i was undercover’

‘why the fuck else would you go to Germany?’

‘business convention’

‘…’

‘…i had to give a seminar- you guys know im a CEO right?’

‘well BRUCE never had to travel when HE ran the company-‘

‘BECAUSE BRUCE WAS SHIT AT HIS JOB THATS WHY A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD HAD TO TAKE OVER’

and Bruce is sat at the end of the table just slightly offended.