deepwebdweller

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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So give or take a couple hours, but by this time tomorrow I'll be on my way to becoming a Ninja Turtle

(A martial arts place is opening up near me and they're having a sale where you get 21 lessons for $21 and a free uniform, and so I impulsively bought it)

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Mikey: Dooooooonnnieee!

Leo: Oh Dontron!

Raph: We have to know…

Raph, Leo, & Mikey: Who’s your favorite? 🥺

Donnie (sips tea): April 😏

Raph, Leo, & Mikey: 😱

April: WHAT’S UP LOSERS!

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This is my pfp. TMNT oc maker on Picrew. Edited it slightly. Picrew made by ArrowsNeo on there.

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So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

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Incorrect ROTTMNT Quote

Don: …Sometimes I want to say, “I love you all.” But I find it difficult.

Leo: Do you?

Don: Yes. So I say something like, “I’m glad we’re all here.”

Raph: Okay.

Don: …I’m glad we’re all here.

Mikey: We’re so glad we’re here too.

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people with siblings have you ever in your life called ur sibling bro or sis bc i have not and i just imagined myself doing it and gagged. it would feel so weird

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((Potential Dialogue))

Donnatello: Who said I was a pacifist?

I was trained, and raised under the code of martial arts and Ninjitsu. A martial art with the focus and goal of assassination—

Sure, I don't like unnecessary conflict, it's one of my least favorite things— ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵉᵃʳˢ—

But with proper training, a Bo can deliver hundreds of pounds of force

But that's with an average human, with average human strength

What do you think a giant, mutant, turtle, is capable of?

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Did you ever wish you had siblings?

No

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how did you get into tech and science?

I've always been naturally curious

And at a young age, I discovered the internet, and just stayed there, asking questions, exploring all that the "world wide web" had to offer, and eventually I stumbled into those fields, and stayed.

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whats ur fave animal :)

I don't think anyone is surprised when I say turtles

But I enjoy fauna of any kind

Except flies and mosquitos

They can go extinct

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what was your dream job growing up?

This... This one is tough

That is because, given my general disposition and upbringing

It was difficult to get any sort of formal education

Growing up, I saw people being terrible to each other, and people being kind to one another.

I flitted between different career ideas while growing up, but I've settled comfortably into a Grey-hat hacker / Botonist / Chemist

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Do you like pineapple on pizza? Why or why not?

Yes

It's sweet and savory

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what’s your favourite colour? and why do you like it?

Purple.

I suppose, psychologically, it's because there's this purple bandana I've had in my possession for as long as I know.

So that's why

#purplesupremacy

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what’s your favourite kind of science?? like there’s physics, biology and all these others! which one/s are your favourites :>

I enjoy every branch of science

But I have an affinity for chemistry and botony

I prefer plants and animals, probably because I am one

And chemistry is kind of like carbonated math

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What if the Separation AU was Canon

((This is more of a blog introduction and less of a canon event in the story))

Clicking and tapping of a camera being fumbled with as it is positioned, then a green, humanoid, turtle person is seen

"Hi, you can call me Donatello

I like bees, botany,,,

What's another thing that starts with b?...

BQuilting! I also like chemistry, chess, purple...

Well, I only have six fingers, so—

BO-STAFF—!

Bo-Staff starts with b!

Gah—"

They snack their forehead with their three-fingered palm in frustration

"Anyways, I like science, reddit, plants, and martial arts. I imagine you might have questions, so, go ahead..."

They trail off as they look to something out of frame and grabs the camera to stop the recording. You can imagine they post the video not too long afterwards

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