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At least in winter I can pretend it's seasonal depression

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😂🤣😂🤣

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The pain of womanhood!

When your boss asks if your feeling alright and you say yes because if you told him you felt like crap because you are on your period and it’s causing terrible gas you’d be considered weird.

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I don't want to brag but I make five figures a year.

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Superman had krytonite, archilles had his heel and I have hot Cheetos

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Now that I'm an adult the idea of being grounded sound amazing

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Cereal is like the human version of dog food

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The inside of my purse looks like one of those I spy books

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I'm such a glutton that my stomach is trying to eat me.

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I think I'm going to start watching Netflix in the shower to utilize my free time better

Bored thoughts

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When I die

I want them to play my Spotify on shuffle at my funeral, just imagine how funny it would be when it changes from modest mouse to K-POP.

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Charity national park road trip

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When you..

Try to be nice and hold a door open for someone but instead hit them in the junk with your purse.

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That was fantastic

not many people know about it, but i wanna point everyones attention to the best forum fight i ever saw; some guy getting pissed off cause his friend traded him a duskull called ‘dudeskull’

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I don't know why people always act like being a third wheel is weird uhhh haven't you ever heard of a tricycle

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