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The team stressing because they need to translate a random, obscure language for a mission, but somehow Bucky knows it.

Team: Why didn’t you tell us you spoke that language?!

Bucky: In my defence, I wasn’t aware I knew it.

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WHY DO I ALWAYS PUT MYSELF IN THE WORST SITUATIONS

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quick rendering / metal arm study i did in class yesterday :)

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hes sooooooooo foine

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John Walker is a foil to Steve Rogers, and I don’t understand why people can’t comprehend this. “Walker did nothing wrong!” He did. He did do something wrong, that is the entire point of his character. Walker highlights what made Steve so unique.

Steve wasn’t the perfect soldier, but a good man.

John was the perfect soldier, but not a good man.

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another one thank you

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Feeling insane about this

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Peter: Mr. Barnes sir, did you assassinate JFK?

Steve: Peter!

Tony: Kid you can't just ask someone you barely know something that personal 

Peter: You're right, that was rude. I'm sorry sir

Tony: Good. Now go ask Cap to ask for you, that's what I always do

*Peter whispers something in Steve's ear*

Steve:

Tony: Oh Steve you look like you have something to say

Steve: I can't stand you.

Peter: No you definitely look like you wanted to say something else

Steve: *sighs* Bucky, did you assassinate JFK

Bucky: Yuh

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When Scarlett Johansson joined the Marvel universe all the way back in 2010, she did not have the ability that current actresses in the franchise have now and that is the ability to be seen as a valuable member of the team as opposed to an accessory.

My girl was being sexualised at every single interview, being asked if she wore underwear under her black widow suit and even being groped by interviewers. Natasha’s background was only slightly explored and her fighting style consisted of wrapping her legs around men’s heads in order to further appeal the male audience.

Yelena has the story arc she has and the ability to grow as a character because Scarlett fought for her to when she was producing the Black Widow movie. It makes me so upset that she knew she would never get the superhero experience that the men around her had, so she put aside her own spotlight in order to give Florence the standing that she couldn’t have.

I will not accept Natasha slander because Scarlett put everything she had into that character for a decade and had to go through so much just to be a part of that franchise.

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ok so we all agree that yelena kept the guinea pig BUT what if the guinea pig was injected with a prototype super solider serum or whatever they enhanced Bob with while in that lab and now the new avengers have a super strong and durable guinea pig in the tower? imagine the guinea pig playing with john walker and my man somehow gets thrown into a wall by this small critter

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i subscribe to the hc that any time an enemy disarms bucky, the thunderbolts new avengers immediately start calling them an ableist until they profusely apologize before resuming the fight

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Imagine Yelena, Ava and John watching Buzzfeed Unsolved videos in the communal living room and the JFK episode starts playing, and Bucky walks in and just says “Oh no,” before walking out as quickly as possible before the others can clock the connection.

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TB* spoiler

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Nothing more validating than hating a movie and then going and reading the reviews from critics and they have the same opinions as you

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There should be an extended scene or version of thunderbolts where I can see what Bucky’s rooms looked like (and everyone else’s)

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the thunderbolts* as reductress headlines