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Ten dollars each! Shipping included!

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I mean in theory they could take the bus, but a lot of parents perfer to not have their kids ride the bus, back in my day when I rode the bus I saw several drug deals (albeit Im not from Cali but still I’m sure that sort of thing happens here too) but really it’s more on the 8 am is when most people start working might as well get kids used to it.

Also as a parent I can say up until about 6th grade kids get up hella early just for shits and giggles, like they are up anyway.

So I live in Cali, and I for the life of me can't figure out why they thought pushing the school times back was a good idea. I mean I can't name a single job that starts after 8 am (I'm being faceticious but seriously most grown-up jobs start at 8). Plus if school starts at 8:30 parents are going to be late to work because a lot of them drop their kid off on the way. I just dont't understand why people are getting booty tickled.

That’s actually a good point, I think they might’ve just been focusing on the fact it would help the kids more than anything.

Wait, why cant those students just take the bus?

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So I started playing pokemon go if anyone is down to clown, my number is 

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Often overlooked items adults need

So these are different things that I’ve needed as an adult that most people don’t think to get when they are furnishing their first apt or home or whatever.

1. Measuring tape: You have no clue how many times I’ve had to use a measuring tape, especially when getting furniture. 

2. Toolbox: These have a bunch of important tools that will be needed eventually. You can get them pretty cheap and get cash back if you use swagbucks! (http://www.swagbucks.com/refer/jenjen993)

3. A lighter: keep one in your house, your car, your bag. You never know when you may need one. To burn off a stray string, light a birthday candle, light someone attractive’s cig, or worst case scenario, light a survival fire

4. Toilet paper: obviously you have toilet paper, but do you have any in your car? I keep a 6 pack in my car in case of emergencies when I was preggo I used my car toilet paper on multiple occasions when I just couldn’t hold it and I was in the middle of nowhere

5. Emergency Cash: I always have around 50 dollars in cold hard cash with me that I know not to spend unless it is an emergency, and no jonesing for a frosty isn’t an emergency.

I’ll add more as I think of things! 

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thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts

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Can we talk about rhodey quoting blazing saddles

Rhodey and Tony Stark everyone

The Invincible Iron Man issue #138

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my man went for it

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soft asks:

cherry - what is your sexuality?

lollipop - favorite makeup products?

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

october - what month were you born in?

caress - do you like to snuggle?

ivory - describe your pajamas?

golden - favorite stationary product?

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

twilight - best friend?

silk - do you like k-pop?

poppy - favorite pastel color?

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

sunkissed - autumn or spring?

buttery - favorite snack?

whisper - how much sleep do you get?

pencil - do you own a journal?

cupcake - are you a good cook?

honey - favorite term of endearment?

clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?

velvet - who was your first crush?

paper - favorite children’s book?

peaches - do you have a skincare routine?

mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?

backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?

strawberry - favorite fruit?

kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,

nightlight - do you read before bed?

shampoo - favorite scent?

skin - what distant relative are you closest to?

aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?

cuddles - do you have any pets?

lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?

sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?

cream - frozen yogurt flavor?

watermelon - do films ever make you cry?

sapphos - favorite poet?

plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?

sunset - what are your pronouns?

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Hot take, J Jonah Jameson is just marvel alex jones

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Very cool shirt with the Old Fashioned recipe on it!

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dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

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how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

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Guy who likes music

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Doing Christmas crafts