draco-malfunction

[draco-malfunction]

AKSNDAJSAKALAK WHY IS THIS FUNNIER THAN ANY FAKE MEME WE’VE MADE ABOUT HER

[draco-malfunction]

drarry nsfw headcanons

· draco is a screamer

· draco loves being rimmed 

· harry once made draco suck him off at the back of a store in diagon alley 

· contrary to popular belief, harry is the smooth dirty talker, not draco

· condoms??? what are those??? 

· harry loves watching draco ride him 

· they never got into bdsm that much, but draco loves a good spanking

· draco has three sets of lingerie in the secret corner of his drawer reserved for special occasions (ex. valentine’s day)

· harry has a collar kink. he loves putting them on draco. his favorite is the burgundy colored one

· harry also has a mild food kink. he loves licking whipped cream off draco’s nipples

· draco loves harry’s gentleness, but he likes it most when he turns rough

· harry has a thing for watching draco finger himself in front of him

· harry is H U N G. like fucking hung as hell and draco is obsessed with his cock

· whenever draco takes the reigns, he almost always teases harry via orgasm denial (ex. sucking him off and stopping just as he feels harry’s about to come)

· draco’s especially fond of discreetly palming harry through his trousers during the most inappropriate moments (ex. they’re on a night out with their friends, at an auror lecture)

· draco is a slut for bondage

· harry loves it when draco runs his nails down his back and leaves marks that sting whenever he showers 

· harry likes to finger/eat come out of draco’s arse after a round 

· one of draco’s favorite games is “make harry jealous until he’s mad enough to drag draco off the nearest hidden corner to fuck his brains out”

· draco gave harry a lapdance once

· they love fucking under the invisibility cloak

· draco has an eight inch long dildo to keep him company whenever harry’s away

· office desk sex is always the best

· whenever draco comes in harry’s mouth he’s almost always delirious right after because harry massages his prostate all throughout his orgasm

· once, they fucked for four hours straight

[draco-malfunction]

Draco: Love me or hate me

Harry: Hoe don’t do it

Draco: but you wanna fuck me

Harry: oh my god.