#harry potter text post

[gummybearinthehouseee]

hermione: did you get my note?

ron: of course i did. you taped it to my forehead while i was sleeping

hermione: extra precaution.

[cheridraco]

harry: I love you

harry: I said I love you

draco: you fucking better

harry: bitch

[padfootslads]

Remus: *is depressed*

Peter: isn’t depression just just another term for feeling “bummed out”?

Sirius: Peter, you ignorant slut

[hippo-pottermus]

sirius, livid: some hufflepuff replaced all the mirrors with “don’t worry, you look beautiful” signs.

remus: what’s wrong with that?

sirius: i know i look beautiful. that’s why i want to look in the mirror.

[ravenclawh0re18]

Gryffindor: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Slytherin: I'm a knife. Ravenclaw, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: What’s wrong with me?

Harry: Ooh, don’t open that door

[prismolovesfanfiction]

gotta confess my least fave HP trope is the Gringotts know everything stuff they house the MONEY they do not gaf about harry's blocks on his magic!!!

[siriuslygay1981]

James- IM ALWAYS HERE TO TALK TO IF YOU EVER NEED OR WANT TO, I DO HOPE THINGS GET BETTER AND WORK OUT FOR YOU!! 🙏🏼🛀🏼😴

James-THE LAST EMOJI WAS MISTYPED

James-🐎*

[sarxzu]

i'm pretty fucking sure Barty has a prince albert piercing.

[horcrux-sketches]

Sketch Requests?

Harry Potter Fanart

My favourite characters are: Snape, Tom Riddle, Luna and Lupin but I'm open for almost anything. I don't tend to do non-canon couples but I'm fairly open-minded, so I may consider SFW shipping requests.

I'll work on them on my own time so it may take a while - or, perhaps, it won't.

Just send me an ask!

[gummybearinthehouseee]

ron: ew! dude, that’s my sister. if your gonna kiss her do it when I’m not around!

harry: uh okay, then leave the room.

ron: i can’t do that! you’ll kiss my sister!

[cheridraco]

harry: I like talking to you

draco: you probably like kissing me more

[padfootslads]

Wolfstar: *kiss softly in the common room*

James: ❤️~❤️

[rainbow-fandoms]

[ravenclawh0re18]

Hufflepuff: You know, Slytherin gives Ravenclaw flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. Gryffindor: Okay. *Later* Gryffindor: *gives Ravenclaw flowers* Ravenclaw: ??? Gryffindor: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[stargazedmoony]

remus: i’m so tired

sirius: you just took a four-hour nap?

remus: ... i’m so tired