#incorrect drarry text

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: So the thing is, I’m kind of crushing on someone right now, but I’m afraid to tell you guys, because you’re not gonna like it

Hermione: Just say it, Harry, rip off the bandaid

Harry: It’s Malfoy

Ron: Put the bandaid back on

[cheridraco]

harry: I love you

harry: I said I love you

draco: you fucking better

harry: bitch

[devanofficial]

Harry: Your eyelashes look so thick and pretty today Draco: Thanks, it's because they're moist from my tears

[drarry-ficrecs-fanart]

Harry: *at breakfast in the great hall, staring at Draco*

hey Seamus, does having sexual fantasies about other guys make me gay?

Seamus: well it doesn’t make you straight!

[iamnmbr3]

hi! for the character ask game, could you answer questions 2 & 3 for harry, and questions 4 & 5 for draco, and questions 7 & 13 for both of them respectively? im looking forward to reading your reply but obviously you dont have to answer all of them!!

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

His complexity.

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

The fact that he cheated me of cool world building facts by refusing to pay attention in History of Magic.

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

None. I don't see anything with crossover potential that interests me.

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Who are you really by mikky ekko because for some random reason that song gives me Draco & drarry vibes. Why? Idk? Take it up with my weird brain.

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

Harry: Frequently agree that he spoke at Draco's trial and gave him his wand back.

Draco: Acknowledge the redemption arc that JKR gave him.

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

For obvious reasons neither of them text. If they DID Harry's laconic communication style would manifest as the frequent use of the thumbs up emoji and nothing else, to the point that people who don't know him think he's mad.

Book 6 Draco is the embodiment of the upside-down smiley. In terms of emojis he'd use? Probably a bunch of random ones just to get Harry's attention/annoy him. The most effective ones for that are usually ones depicting random muggle things. Draco has no idea what most of them are and thus uses them in fantastically incorrect ways...and the few he does recognize, he makes sure to misuse on purpose.

Ask game

[sofiadragon]

Now hold on, what in the untouched grass is this all over my dash today?

If you are talking about HP characters in the 70's how else do you tag them but by using the Maurauder's Era tag? I'm today years old after being a fan since '98 finding out that this entire era is currently being gatekept by people with specific elaborate headcanons about characters who exist on five lines of text or less and have 0 physical descriptions.

Are we really going to throw around accusations of racism as if they are real historical people who need to be defended from being whitewashed? Whatever fanfic or headcanon long post you read that said Mary Macdonald was anything other than that girl Lily once used to dismiss the bullying of her male friend is neither undeniable fact nor a personal attack. If someone has a different headcanon than you, scroll on. I think a lot of canon ships in a lot of the media I fangirl about are underbaked, but you won't see me attacking real humans because of how they make the paper dolls kiss even if I find some of them problematic. I just scroll on because that's not for me. Yes even if it is in a tag with stuff I do want to see provided the tag makes sense.

Someone posting a headcanon with correct tags that doesn't match what your circle of friends have as a headcanon is not only inevitable but also not a commentary on your headcanon. Someone tagging Draco Malfoy on an analysis post that ships him with Parkinson isn't incorrect or homophobic due to the canon ship or the popularity of Drarry, it's the correct tag for that character analysis - and that's a character we know more than just the gender and a single fact about!

The characters are fictional. You can't offend a paper doll. You shouldn't defend a paper doll in ways that hurt real humans. If you identify so strongly with the paper doll that someone having a different headcanon (yes, even an offensive one, even one that invokes slavery, even one that makes no sense to you, even the coldest bad take) makes you this angry please go take that energy offline. Go call your real life political representative to chime in some real life solutions to whatever you think would improve the world. Go rage clean your bathroom. Go for that jog you've been meaning to have. Even if you are ten billion percent correct, you aren't going to convince anyone to not be racist this way and you are only giving a person you hate a bigger platform to say stuff you disagree with from.

The only reason I'm seeing this is because of all the energy ya'll are pumping into the drama and harassment. It's in suggested posts being pushed to people seven degrees of separation removed from this thing. I'm not defending anyone I'm saying everybody hit the shower because I keep seeing these posts from both sides and there is nothing -- and I do mean nothing in any of the so-called evidence screenshots -- that couldn't have been resolved by quietly blocking someone who posted a thing you found distasteful without starting a brigade or announcing your departure. You are not the fire department and this is not an airport.

Go touch it.

Welp. Seeing as I'm blocked by the Mary MacDonald is Black and You Guys are Racist bullshitters, let me say something:

The normal HP fans don't know shit about your headcanons for race. Especially when it's characters they're not interested in. And nobody's fucking interested in Mary MacDonald.

I've seen all sorts of fanon bullshit (and fuck you guys for making me think Snape did stuff that never happened because you lot like to use words like Incel and Racist, you utter idiots), and Mary's race is not one of them! I only happen to know what Dorcas and Marlene supposedly look like because of their fanarts keep appearing on my fyp for whatever fucking reason (and i know what they actually looked like because I looked them up and found their official art). It's insane to assume that someone knows what the "popular" fanon is for Mary when they're not part of your insane fanon. Do you guys seriously assume you're that important? Because I promise you, you aren't.

There's also the fact that you guys ignore canonically black characters, and instead use race headcanons to push diversity in, all while mocking the character who has non-white features. Hooked nose, oily hair? That describes plenty of poc. If anyone's poc, it's Severus Snape. But then again, god forbid you guys actually acknowledge the actual victim of discrimination.

So anyway, this is all bullshit, and it's very much bullshit to assume anyone, least of all @maxdibert , magically knew Mary was supposedly a poc. I got into the fandom post 2020, which was when this fanon allegedly got popular, and I had no idea anyone thought she was anything other than a white girl.

Then again, I had no idea anyone even saw her as a character.

[crackishincorrecthp]

Draco: Did it hurt? Harry: Yeah Draco: I was talking about the fall from heaven Harry: It all hurts Harry: My life is constant pain and suffering Draco: Draco: Harry, I'm trying to flirt with you! Harry: Oh

[madeofbees]

I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me~~

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Why does Malfoy have to be the best at everything? You know, just for once, I’d love to top him

Ron: That you can

Hermione: He meant in class, Ron

Ron: Oh, then that you can’t, buddy

[cheridraco]

harry: I like talking to you

draco: you probably like kissing me more

[sorry-i-ship-drarry]

Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?

Harry: 💀

Harry: You need help.

[gummybearinthehouseee]

harry: what makes you think your life is worth more than mine?

draco: what makes you think your life is worth anything at all?

[prismolovesfanfiction]

Death eater's reaction to you coming out as gay

Bellatrix: *calls you a slur*

Snape: *calls you a slur*

Crouch: *calls you a slur*

Regulus: *calls you a slur*

Malfoy: *calls you a slur*

[chartreuserpent]

bad boys — incorrect drarry

Harry, smirking as he put his foot on the table: So I heard you like bad boys...

Draco:

Harry: Because I am the baddest bad bo— oH SHIT MY LEG CRAMMPED, HELP !!

Draco, rethinking his life choices:

[ineedanewbrainsposts]

Babe wake up ! new take on " five feet apart cuz gay 💅 " just dropped :