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what we both wouldn’t give for the power of telepathic speech
damn it, I bet your joke was really funny too
i wish. a poem by a person who cannot speak.
i wish i could burst out into song
scream the lyrics alongside the musician
badly rapping the words i spent ages teaching myself
and singing truths, lies, half true lies and random phrases
i wish i could recite this very poem
say the words i write as they were meant to be
share the beauty and pain of my soul
by speaking all the poetry i have created
i wish i could tell you things about my interests
randomly dumping quotes and information before you
spilling the encyclopedia in my head
and sharing quote unquote useless facts
i wish i could tell a joke and you'd laugh
share a story or anecdote about myself
join a passionate but respectful debate
and i wish i could talk
but i cannot
for i am mute
so for now you shall never know
the depth of myself and my inner world
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What a coincidence
youtube
omg my spotify wrapped just dropped
my top song 🔥🔥🔥
youtube
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Note to self: add a footnote to the warnings saying “abandon all hunger too”
*eats your ominous warning* sorry i was hungy
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adh-dism perhaps?
Why do we call it AuDHD and not ✨ADHDtism?✨ It rolls off the tongue much better and sounds funnier. We should inform the high council of this at once.
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like c’mon guys everyone knows skeletons say…
hmm… what do skeletons say? is this another fox situation again? well they definitely don’t say “boo”
got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
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ok then immortality sucks because eventually earth’s gonna blow up and you’ll be drifting through space for eternity and I for one do not have the patience to wait for all the cool shit to happen
"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
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immortality sucks because of the inevitable heat death of the universe
"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
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no <3
What’s up man, can I borrow $20?
What's up man, can I borrow $49,773,393.84
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Neurodivergence
What a pain it may be
To those who don’t see
How it affects me
Different from the rest
Finding comfort in solitude
Life’s greatest feeling
Though, no, I must remind myself
That it is no crime
Wearing a mask without even the slightest realisation
‘tis to cope in a neurotypical world
If we do not conform
To the social norm
How else will relationships form?
Being forced to participate
When their lives are no greater
Than mine
Too smart to be ND
Though my imagination runs free
Passing every test
Without trying my best
This must mean I do not have ADHD
Or so my assessor told me
Taking things literally
Not understanding the joke in the room
Requring context for every situation
Unable to read between the lines
Having meltdowns all the time
But if I’m alive, I must be fine
Feeling left out and never invited
To parties and birthdays
Unable to explain the feeling.
~ Poetry Linguist, 7th July 2024
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wait those exist? I’ve just been stuffing my mouth with too much food
Hey y’all
If you happen to own sensory toys that can be used to chew on/ if you have sensory chew toys, could you recommend them for me please? Especially if they don’t, like, hurt your teeth in the long run
Thank you all!!
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what do they also
puki
puki please
puki what do the hornets also
pukicho I’m scared I might be bi, please send help. Also there’s 10,000 bees in your mailbox.
Phew good thing I put 200 Asian hornets in my mailbox just in case
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Assorted swords, axes, polearms, etc
Enrichment for any magical familiars/druidic companions
Essentials YOU Need for Your Home or Office:
• Oblisk
• Orb
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Depends on their track record I suppose.
If a Person lied about being the greatest Liar ever, Is the statement not true
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*pulls out a gold piece*
I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad character action movement shooter once.
nobody freak out but im about to start generating some large translucent red circles upon the floor to indicate an incoming AOE attack
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