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Jurassic Park Raptors and Dilophosaurus should switch

Sadly, this isn't a theory, it is just an idea I wanted to share.

As you probably know, Velociraptors are much smaller and Dilophosaurus are much bigger than how Jurassic Park represents. Real life Dilophosaurus are the size of JP Raptors and real Velociraptors are around the size of JP Dilophosaurus, so they should just switch. There is also no evidence of Dilophosaurus having feathers so the fans' favorite error is fixed. They could even give Velociraptors feather frills to replace the scaly ones they currently have, which is still incorrect but slightly less!

They aren't going to retcon something this big in a six movie trilogy, but I still think it is interesting. What do you think.

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Jax isn't a NPC

In the second episode of "Amazing Digital Circus", it is mentioned Caine has to avoid letting NPCs stay since he might mistake them for people. This caused many fans to assume Jax, one of the main cast, is a NPC. But I don't think that's true. Some evidence people bring up is: 1. Jax mentions being hungry when people in ADC don't need food, water, or food. 2. He is better at doing things he shouldn't, like sneaking into people's rooms and stealing a key for the Candy Kingdom. And the big one, 3. he doesn't show human sympathy. He torments people, like Gangle a by stepping on her mask and Ragatha by (maybe) putting a centipede in her room. He is also very cruel to Pomni and gets upset when there was no violence or terror in episode 2. But I don't think Jax is an NPC and here's why.

He might have just wanted food and used the word "hungry" as a way to express that.

I think the reason he is so good at doing thing he shouldn't is that he could have a lot of computer experience. Hardcore gamers are constantly looking for shortcuts and glitches to use to their advantage. Since the ADC is a digital word made for people to be inside, it seems to be very similar to video games. So if Jax was a gamer he might know tricks to get into locked rooms and sneakily steal things from others.

Lastly, since every person in the show knows that the ADC isn't real, why act like it is? Again, like a video game the ADC is a digital place full of a few people who (might) have zero relation to one another in the real world. And video games are full of people who attack and bully people for no reason since their are no real consequences. The ADC is the same.

Everyone assumes the line about not wanting to mix up NPCs and people means a NPC has been mistaken as a person. But maybe a person was mistaken as an NPC, maybe they got deleted when they weren't supposed to or got abstracted due to not being treated like a person. It isn't clear.

That are all my thoughts so far. I will be very grumpy if proven wrong. Meanwhile, stay eggable!

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Renesmee isn't Edward's kid

I don't actually read or watch any Twilight things so this might be 100% nonsensical, but Imma say it anyway. So the werewolves bond with someone, meaning they're meant to be with and love that person, and Jacob thought he was in love with Bella but it was revealed the person he was bonded to was Bella's daughter, Renesmee (who has a stupid name as you can see), and he only liked Bella because of the Renesmee egg in her ovary. But if he loved Bella because he would bond with her egg, why did he hate Edward? Renesmee is as much part of Bella as she is part of Edward. Since sperm dies and is remade, one could argue that the Renesmee sperm wasn't produced yet, but Jacob still hated Edward in the timeframe of that sperm's existence. It also doesn't make much sense for Edward to be able to have a kid since he's an undead being. Also apparently female vampires can't have kids because it would mean their body would have to change, but a boner is a bodily change too. So I believe Renesmee isn't Edward's kid. Bella got pregnant around the same time she did it with Edward but from someone or something that wasn't him and Jacob didn't love Edward because his jizz had nothing to do with Renesmee. Thank you for reading this theory and please tell me if it makes any sense in the Twilight lore.

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Pugs are Aliens

It is commonly known that Pugs are weird dogs. Their faces are extremely different than most other dogs, but similar enough. Their tails and coloring is a similar story. This has made me create a theory that Pugs aren't actually dogs, but aliens masquerading as dogs to spy on people. Aliens observed humans and saw that people love dogs and take them everywhere with them, so aliens made a new breed of dog that was an amalgamation of "dog traits" aliens saw and then made costumes of this dog to see the inner lives of humans. But the consequence of their plan is that they can now never leave as Pugs are extremely popular and many people would notice if they all went missing. Thank you for reading my theory.

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Minecraft Llama Theory

While playing minecraft I noticed something: The llamas that spawn with wandering travelers aren't like the llamas that naturally spawn in hills and savannas. They can't breed with haystacks, you can't take off the carpets on their backs, and they will protect the wandering villager by spitting at enemies, and my llamas never did that with me. So why are these llamas so odd? Simple: they aren't llamas. The 'llamas' that wandering villagers have are actually golems. Let me explain. They can't eat or breed with hay because they aren't living animals, you can't take their carpets off because it is part of their body, and they protect their wandering villager because all golems protect people. We already know villagers have access to golem technology from the iron golems at villages and we know iron golems aren't the only golems around because of snow golems. So wandering villagers made llama golems, probably out of wool, to protect them when they aren't at a village getting protected by iron golems. I think this theory is pretty reasonable, do you agree?

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MiCoVerse Theory

This is a theory about the webtoon comic called MiCoVerse by @mushroomminded. I suggest you read the comic before reading this. Also this theory was made when "All Hell 7" was the latest update to the comic so this theory might be outdated.

I was going to do a recap of the comic's basic story, but if I have to do that then you didn't read the comic beforehand like I suggested which is entirely your fault. Idiot.

So what happened to Milo's dad, Milo? Lets call them Milo Jr. (Junior) and Mile Sr. (Senior). My answer: demon. Or a spirit or entity or something. Lets call it a monster because I don't know exactly it is. Maybe it will become clearer as the story goes on. So hear is the entire story if my theory is right:

In 1968, in the Parker house, the Parker family tried to summon a monster for reasons unclear. They succeeded, but the monster needed a body to be the the physical world so it tried to enter the members of the Parker family, which accidently killed each of them. Without a physical body, the monster remained in the house, too weak to affect anything around it and only visible through shadows.

In 2009, Milo Sr. went into the Parker house for some unknown reason. The monster tried to enter him and succeeded without killing him. Then Milo, with the monster in him, left the house and started wandering around. His roommates and friends, Dan and Jake, found him and realised something was wrong. He might have also been bleeding from the nose a LOT. Dan and Jake could see something was off and brought him to Kathy, who knows a little about strange things. All together they tried to get the monster out of Milo Sr., they also might have done this at the Parker house, which would explain why the monster was there later on, with some kind of ritual. Probably a ritual to change something back to how it was before. They got the monster out of him like how they wanted, but the ritual didn't go as planned and de-aged Milo, turning him into a four year old boy. He also lost most of his memories because four year olds are fresh from being babies and people can't remember their infanthood. They had no way of reversing this so Dan and Jake started taking care of four year old Milo and to explain to all around them why their adult roommate Milo is gone and a young child that looks identical to Milo is living with them, they reported Milo Sr. missing and claimed that Milo Jr. was his son. It made some sense why no one had seen Milo Jr. before, he was so young that didn't go to school or public places a lot. They also didn't have his birth certificate but could easily say that it was Milo Sr. possession and he never said where it was (it was mentioned that they didn't have the birth certificate in "The Tenth Year part 24"). This also explains when Kathy was asked when she'd last seen Milo Sr. and she said "By that name? Ten years ago." (it was currently 2019). She had seen him, but now he was Milo Junior instead of just Milo. Also Cody's dad, I think his name was Dominic, might have been involved too since he acts nervous around the topic and knows Kathy too and tells Dan when Milo Jr. asks about it.

Finally in 2019, Milo Jr. was told from childhood that Milo Sr. was his father who mysteriously disappeared ten years ago. He and Cody go to the Parker house to look for ghosts and the monster sees them and follows them out. The monster doesn't try to enter their bodies so I think it can only do that if it and the person are A) in the Parker house since that's where it was summoned and B) the person is physically touching someone, maybe because that was part of the summoning ritual (that would also mean that Milo Sr. was in the Parker house with someone, maybe we'll learn more about that as the story progresses?). We can tell the monster is following them because Cody sees it above Milo when Milo sleeps in his bed and both Milo and Cody see it at the aquarium. I believe the monster is following them because it recognizes Milo as the one person who didn't die when it entered their body. The monster wants more of that sweet, sweet resistant flesh puppet. But it has to wait for the right conditions. And when Tegan, Cody and Dominic go to the Parker house, the monster followed Cody in and they inadvertently created the right conditions. The monster went inside Dominic, just to realize that he wasn't Milo and immediately left his body again. This still caused Dominic to be effected and he coughed and threw up blood and mystery demon goop (tiny add on theory, it's said that the blood in Dominic's mouth was just run off from his nose, but if you look at the frame you can see that it is pretty clear that it's coming from his mouth. I think this means the monster can make blood leave your body without any incision or cuts. It just happens. This also explains what happens to Milo Jr. later on). He doesn't die because the monster left him, but was still giving that possession experience. Later on Tegan and Milo Jr. go there alone and as the monster appears again, Milo touches Tegan's arm which allows the monster to finally enter it's perfect resilient host. Milo gets the previous symptoms of a bloody nose and mouth, but the monster doesn't leave his body which causes it to go farther with blood exploding from his head and neck (remember, the monster makes blood appear without causing actual harm. Milo's head and neck didn't explode, the blood did). They take him to the hospital but the naked eye and x rays can't identify possession. (After this some stuff happens with Dominic and he says he killed someone and seems really guilty. I have no clue what this is about and honestly forgot about it until this very moment. I'll probably make another theory about or involving this).

Chapter 9, All Hell, doesn't say the main characters involved like all the other chapter covers. The creator, MushroomMinded, says its all for a reason. I know that reason. this unnamed monster is inside Milo Jr. and can't be named or else the story will be spoiled. MushroomMinded also says a lot is about to happen. This is because the monster is no longer a weak little shadow. With a host body, who knows what things it's capable of. When we see Milo, he is completely silent with and unhappy expression this maybe because he spent a night at the hospital or maybe because this old and probably unhappy monster is controlling his body. It's not possible to know how much power Milo still has. That is the conclusion of the theory. There is still of puzzle pieces that I don't where to put them yet, like anything about Kathy, Dominic's murder and general fear, Tegan's brother being somehow involved, but I don't know how to explain these yet.

Also I forgot to mention, I think Milo Sr.'s parents know he never had a child and that's why they don't interact with Milo Jr. They don't care about some random kid being lied to about his heritage.

Also also I think someone in the later story someone is going to set the Parker house on fire. If all else fails, I was write about that one. I hope.

Hopefully I'll get more information and be able to create another theory. Until then,

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