eldrytchcryptid
eldrytchcryptid
When you rot, I will answer
1K posts
18+ blog | the horrors exist within the crevices of my cranium | system of non-human entities | he/him butch | 24
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
eldrytchcryptid · 1 hour ago
Text
"So it's your first time living too?"
I think to myself as I see the wide eyed baby meet my gaze, me being only the 100th person he'd seen in his life. His little fingers and toes peek out from the buggy.
1 note · View note
eldrytchcryptid · 5 days ago
Text
I fucking hate the amount of notifications social media gives you
Tf gave you the right insta app to be so fucking clingy, no I don't want to know who you think I know, I promise you I do not
0 notes
eldrytchcryptid · 5 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Upstairs
483 notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 5 days ago
Text
“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig
74K notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 8 days ago
Text
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
90K notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 8 days ago
Text
i love when people throw leftist word salad at eachother. someone called me bourgeoisie for not liking the death penalty. comrade you have to know that's not what that means.
34K notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 9 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
24K notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 12 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"
53K notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 13 days ago
Text
phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps
53K notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 13 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
89K notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 14 days ago
Text
Chronic illness IS NOT LAZINESS.
It is a constant battle against persistent fatigue, dizziness, brain fog, nausea, pain, grief, paranoia, skeptical and USELESS doctors and systems built against disability and much, MUCH more.
I am an incredibly proactive human being with a kind of perseverance and ignorance to my own wellbeing
That
Got
Me
In
This
MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Thanks to parents that prioritised my usefulness and results over anything else including my personality and mental health.
Fuck you for projecting your sickened view of required productivity.
Widen your scope beyond the poison capitalism fed you.
0 notes
eldrytchcryptid · 14 days ago
Text
Incredibly fucking cool. Been itching so back for a strong transmasc protagonist for so long now. I can see Undertale inspiration with the talk show, I loved the dark humour throughout. A real, gritty look at trans mental health and how the right support and the will to live out of spite goes a hell of a long way.
2 notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 14 days ago
Text
The cavemen that evolved were not the cavemen that stayed scared in the cave.
0 notes
eldrytchcryptid · 17 days ago
Text
maybe bugblr will appreciate my favorite photo ive taken ever
Tumblr media
jumping spider in a lily :3
31 notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 18 days ago
Text
Poor lil dude didn't know he was about to be the sexiest butch in all of dykeville
One day I'd like to be a girl's boyfriend.
I don't know
Maybe once my voice breaks and I'm a bit more masculine.
Perhaps relying on that isn't too great.
Do you think anyone might love a trans man?
Perhaps I was more desirable as a woman.
If I swallow any happiness I gained from transitioned,
I might feel less alone.
6 notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 18 days ago
Note
As a librarian I must check: do you make use of your local public library?
hell yeah, everyone should get Libby and Hoopla to borrow ebooks and audiobooks from their local public library
377 notes · View notes
eldrytchcryptid · 18 days ago
Text
My BIGGEST flex to date is just before I came out to my younger siblings and my lil 8 something y/o brother saying I looked exactly like Rodrick from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie
6 notes · View notes