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A run of "Date Everything!" where you get every object you can to hate you is a "Hate Everything!" run. By god I hope I'm the first person to think of that

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Cam confirm I still think about this

Driving past a field of dead sunflowers is freaky to me for some reason

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Eww

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That's freaky 💙

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this isnt jamil and kalim this is jason and caleb

anyways this is super disappointing and i encourage yall to check out this thread on complaining about it to tha twst staff

also please enjoy this edit by u/Burritofishh on tha twisted wonderland subreddit . this is what tha card SHOULD look liek ( original on top , edited version on tha bottom )

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No that's it. That's just the plot.

Things I have learned about twisted wonderland after spending two days trawling the wiki (it's a hobby):

The fictional magic school the game is set in is an all boys school. Idk why I never knew this or why I never noticed there were no female characters.

All the characters are based on disney villains. I knew this. What I did not know is that they really quickly ran out of classic villains and so there's two characters that are hot anime boy gjinkas of Ursula's eels. There's an anime boy straight up based on the evil queen's apple. Theres an anime boy based on Malificent's lightning attack. There's an anime boy who's just Sleeping Beauty. Its anime boys all the way down.

One of these anime boys seems to have a signifigant part of his personality be he just gets posioned a bunch.

Actually there seems to be just a lot of posion in this school. There's two electives on toxicology.

One of the students is not actually a teenager, he's a young adult who enrolled late and then got held back a year.

Another student is also a full grown man (700) and has a teenage son who also attends the school

One of the students already knows everything in the curriculum and was only enrolled because his family is trying to socialize him like he's a neglected shelter puppy

This same student started his own school club. It has one member (himself) and is dedicated to looking at gargoyles on campus.

I'm not sure the socialization plan is working.

I'm like 90% sure the school headmaster is wanted by the IRS

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How would misogynistic Azul even work like his idol is a woman 😭😭😭

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Is it normal to listen to ASMR ironically

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Hello Twisted Wonderland fandom

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Nothing can save you now, Phoenix.

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I want a Magical Boys anime.

I want to see an anime where the main character is a boyfailure who just can't seem to get any good friends because everyone thinks he's a loser and then when he's walking home one day after getting fucking mugged, a little hamster drops from the sky and hits him on the head thinking he's supposed to be the GIRL he's bringing the transformation item to so they can save the world but realizing that he misjudged the prophecy

I want the boy to pick up the Magical Girls™ makeup palette as the hamster is apologizing it isn't manly enough, and then brushing it off because he actually likes to experiment with makeup

I want him to gain a bunch of other weird friends who are part of this group and then just having one Normal Guy who they're all friends with and they each have different awesome outfits that aren't just normal little tuxedos and they're all cool and unique while still being dapper but pretty at the same time

I want one of the main Magical Boys to be a transmasc who starts out feeling like he isn't "really a boy" so he doesn't belong in their group, but slowly finds himself and becomes comfortable when the other members continue to validate him

I WANT A SUBPLOT TO HAVE SAID TRANS MAGICAL BOY TRYING TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESNT WRITE HIM OFF BECAUSE HES TRANS AND THE WHOLE GROUP BACKS HIM UP THE ENTIRE WAY

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I HAVE A BREATH OF THE WILD AU.

called

Bread of the wild

And link has to release the DIVINE YEASTS from rival baker Ganon's control, he's the only one who has the recipe to make it now

Ganon kidnapped the only person who knew the recipe that goes with the four divine yeasts, ZELDA

That's a problem because divine bread is the only way to defeat evil bakers (Ganon)

so link must take back the yeasts and find the recipes without the help of culinary master Zelda, born from a long line of esteemed bread bakers. Who is now locked inside the great oven that Ganon protects making sure no one can save her.

On his journey as he neutralizes more of the divine yeast, his dead friends from a hundred years past give him the recipe to their signature recipes, miphas bread is so good it brings you back to life, daruks bread is hard enough to serve as a shield, urbosas bread gives him strength, and revalis bread is so puffy you could launch into the air from jumping on it.

he recovers more of his memories, till the last, found only on Ganon's recipe book, (that used to be owned by Zelda,) where he finally remembers when Zelda taught him how to make divine dough,

You must combine all four yeasts together, and then complete the GINORMOUS sourdough, and then SHOVE IT DIRECTLY IN GANON'S MOUTH.

Link made it to the great oven arena,

AND LINK USED REVALIS PUFFY BREAD TO GET HIGH ENOUGH AND

Boom.

Ganon's gone, the divine bread was so good he got the itis and fell asleep for an indefinite period of time, perhaps forever.

Link makes his way inside the great oven, and finds Zelda, completely unconscious, he gives her what's left of the divine bread,

She finally wakes up. And then she gets to take back her recipe book Ganon Stole from her

And they finally go home. And Zelda can return bread to the people of Hyrule who've all been starving having to eat stupid shit like "meat" for past hundred years.

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It's called Twisted Wonderland and it's a Disney Japan thing it's super cool and all of them are gay

[Stumbles into your inbox covered in ink and glass] HELLO BESTIE GUESS WHO GOT A NEW FIXATION

I'm so sorry I haven't interacted with you in forever I have not been as active on Tumblr 😭

HIIII I MISSED YOU BESTIE!!!!

what’s your new fixation 🤭

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My friend @blueberryjim and I made some cotton dolls for the first time! Mine was cater, and hers was jade.

Theres... room for improvement, but they're endearing, I think :))