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It's so dump I love it xD

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bankai - deepthroat

Watching Bleaach ep 56 makes you think Yumichika sucked the heck out of Hisagi’s dick lmao.

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kid yuan: uncle wei taught me a new word!

wen qing, warily: which one?

kid yuan: annihilation!

wen qing, exhaling: oh, that's good one.

kid yuan: and one another.

kid yuan, taking a deep breathe: *at the top of his voice* FU-

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taxian-jun: my criminal background? the only illegal thing i've done is being born deadly handsome.

taxian-jun: ha-ha, just kidding!

taxian-jun: i commenced killing prior to starting school.

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taxian-jun: what if I had killed someone-

chu wanning: where is the body.

taxian-jun: hypothetically!

chu wanning: mo ran, i'm not stupid. where is the body?

taxian-jun:

taxian-jun: in the fryer.

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xie lian: can i go to the movies tonight?

mei nianqing: i'm not your dad, you don't have to ask.

xie lian: oh, oka-

mei nianqing: be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

xie lian:

mei nianqing: here, some money for popcorn.

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burglar: if you don't want to die, give me all your money!

he xuan: bold of you to assume i have money and that i don't want to die.

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wei ying: we are having a baby!

lan sizhui: oh, that's gr-

lan zhan, slamming adoption papers on the table: it's you, sign here.

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mu qing: i hate you, leave me alone.

feng xin: i'm trying?? let go of my hand.

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he xuan: *to google* who to make a date more romantic

google: try to make it a little mysterious

*later*

shi qingxuan: and where are we going?

he xuan: none of your fucking business

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jiang cheng: stop acting like you give a shit, you're not my father.

lan xichen: i assure you, my actions are sincere. and i'm truly proud of you.

jiang cheng: wow, you're definitely not my father.

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at every angle of shen jiu’s life, qi-ge was there.

until he wasn’t.

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Mdzs but it's pukicho tweets

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wei ying: okay, so get this wei ying: if you make 10 meals, you're not a cook. if you make 20 paintings, you're not an artist. wei ying: but if you kill one person... jiang cheng: you've killed more than one thousand. wei ying: try to understand the concept.

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lan zhan, to young adepts: we don't use bad words in gusu. wei ying, in the distance: F U C K

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shen qingqiu: i think i'm coming down with something, i've been feeling nauseous lately.

shang qinghua: maybe you're pregnant?

shen qingqiu:

shang qinghua:

shen qingqiu: i don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack.

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