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THIS IS A LONGSHOT

Hey guys,

I am absolutely dying here...

I just tried to do my usual once yearly (its probably more than that) read of Tongue Tied (the Remus Lupin fan fiction with Calliope Desole that was on HPFF) but obviously HPFF is gone now and I cannot find it posted anywhere else D:

Did anyone by any chance copy it to read at any point? I wanna read it so bad D:

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Sirius: How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

James: Couple weeks.

Peter: Six months.

Remus: Jury's still out.

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Hufflepuff: C'mon Slyth, I never ask you for anything.

Slytherin: You ask me for everything.

Hufflepuff: So, what's one more thing?

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Sirius: I don’t need gasoline to start a fire! All I need are these two hands and a lack of adult supervision!

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James: If I might offer a suggestion-

Lily: Can I just stop you right there, James?

James: Sure, go ahead.

Lily: I don't have anything to add, I just really need you to stop talking.

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Ravenclaw: Well, when I was a kid, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. That clip and I went all around the world together; The Shire, Sweet Valley High, Terabithia-!

Slytherin: But never to a friends house, huh?

Ravenclaw: Uncalled for.

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Sirius: I'm not going to the library.

Remus: What? Why?

Sirius: I have enemies there.

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Slytherin: In light of what you did today, you may hug me for four to five seconds.

Hufflepuff, excited: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Slytherin: No, four to five seconds—

Hufflepuff, already tackling them: TOO LATE!

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McGonagall: I said one member of the Marauders could join the prefects, not all of them!

Remus: We don't come seperately

Sirius: He's right, we're pack animals

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Slytherin: Anyway, drugs aren't illegal if you put them into food.

Ravenclaw: YES, THEY ARE!

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Sirius: Those pants look great, and I bet they'd look even better on James's floor.

James: Are you hitting on Evans... for me?

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Hufflepuff: Is there a legal limit to how much coffee I can consume?

Slytherin: *scrolling through phone* The internet says no.

Hufflepuff: Thank Slyth.

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Remus [having pulled two all-nighters in a row]: I think I'm hallucinating, because I'm pretty sure I just heard your biceps mocking me

Sirius: No, that's possible. My biceps mock a lot of people.

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Hufflepuff: You realize this look says "cat burglar"?

Slytherin: Do I criticize your weekend sweater vests?

Hufflepuff: Commentary rescinded

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Gryffindor: *monologuing about their family drama*

Slytherin: Wow, I do not care about that problem.

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James: Sirius wants one of us to take his bike out. All yours. *tosses keys*

Remus: No, no, I think you're more the bike riding type.

James: Hey, motorbikes are death machines! I have a kid, I'm not taking that risk.

Remus: Oh, are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to societies hetro active, child-centric ideals?

James: Are you seriously playing the gay card right now?

Remus: Yas queen.

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Gryffindor: Here's Plan A, and there is no Plan B so this better work.