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Halle Berry is a perfect human being. Dare I say she is even more perfect during pregnancy? Now is her second time around the mommy train and she is shutting everything down. Observe.

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There's only one way to watch Netflix...

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The pillow

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The most important part of throwing shade is knowing that nothing is too obvious, and anything goes.

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If you are under 40 years old and you live in New York, San Francisco, Chicago, or really any major metropolitan city, it’s a guarantee that you’ve worked for a start-up, applied to work for a start-up, or had a close friend or significant other who you lost to a start-up.  This is how it begins…oh my god, I’ve had a totally original idea! I should start a company that makes t-shirts/some kind of app/scented socks/invisible toilets. This is my million dollar idea.  With the number of young hopefuls who have had these aspirations in the past decade and the number of older dreamers who have the wallets to fund them, we are living in a start-up world. So, it may apply to a lot of you when I say… 

YOU KNOW YOU WORK FOR A START UP WHEN… 

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What I imagine.

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First world dog problems.

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Mom said I couldn't have a pet lion, so i shaved our cat to look like one.

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Just realized this...

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Decided to Try Making a Bacon Weave Taco

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United Steaks of America.

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You really gotta be an asshole for this one to happen...

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Well done.

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This is the best Cyanide and Happiness comic ever.