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conversations overhead through the batkid com lines pt 9

Jason: i hate the slow nights. like what the fuck are we supposed to do? at this point we aren't vigilante-ing, we're just on a really long walk around Gotham.

Bruce: we should use this opportunity to run through emergency drills-

Dick: ok, somebody kick B from the line-

Tim: -seriously, no. i'm not doing that again

Bruce: you all need to start taking this job more seriously.

Jason: it isn't even a job, B get out.

Tim: hold on,

Dick: *amused* get him, RR.

Bruce: Red Robin, do not- *ping*

-silence-

Tim: fuckin' gottem, lads

Jason, incredulous: DID YOU KICK HIM FROM THE COM LINE?

Dick, laughing: h-holy shit, what if he needs to call for backup?

Jason: this is amazing, i love you.

*ping*

Damian: which one of you kicked father from the main line?

Jason: *starts cackling*

Tim: that would be me,

Damian: i am supposed to be on a solo mission tonight and now he's calling me to whine about being bullied by you all. why can i not have a single night of peace?

Dick: god, he's such a child.

Jason: this is turning into such a good night

Tim: Robin just do what we do and mute his contact.

Damian: i did that the month i moved to the manor, he just hacks through it.

Tim: no i can block his signal so he can't, give me your phone when we get back to the cave I'll handle it, it's what i did with Hood and Nightwing's too.

Damian: that would be appreciated.

*ping*

Oracle: guys, sorry i have to interrupt but Batman's just gone and gotten himself in a fight with like four rogues at once to force you to give him attention again, and now he needs backup.

*four groans*

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just started watching TSHD and honestly it's a masterpiece because yoshiki is repeatedly having the worst day of his life living with a thing wearing his best friend's corpse meanwhile "Hikaru" thinks he's in a studio ghibli movie

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🎵 She got away, she got away 🎵

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Every man Seongje falls in love with is thinking about Baku, bro just can't catch a break 😭🙏

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Yeongi - She got away

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some attempts at vintage pulp covers style

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missed em

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this is one of my fav styles to draw in!

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distressing things to say to your friends

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the most unrealistic part of once upon a time is that rumplestiltskin doesn't sing. and i'm not just in the musical episode either, but just in general; if there was a ouat character who would randomly sing at any point, it would be rumplestiltskin. i mean, in the brothers grimm fairytale, the miller's daughter literally discovered rumpelstiltskin's name because he was singing!

the second most unrealistic thing about once upon a time is that rumplestiltskin never fucked a man

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thor: so, do i have a brother or a sister today?

loki: since you ate my last piece of pie, today you have an enemy

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I rewatched Captain America: Civil War last night and when Peter and Steve are talking during the airport fight scene, Peter says 

“He also said I should go for your legs” and he kinda chuckles 

and the only thing I could think of was that Peter saw that vine “How did you take down Captain America?” and the guy responds in a Russian accent, “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot”

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in infinity war i need thor to have no idea who peter is but he doesn’t ask, he just sees him using his tech and talking about designing something and interacting with tony, and at some point during the movie thor says to tony, “you should be proud of your son”

and tony’s like, “my what now”

”your son. peter?”

”…he’s not- you thought he was my sON?”

and thor gets like awkwardly defensive and goes “well…you know he has the…the electronics…”

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Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

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[loki’s funeral service]

thor: he will surely be remembered for being such a terrible liar who faked his own death several times.. aaand there he is at the back in the stupid big helmet. i’d like to apologize to everyone here once again

x

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The thing about ‘get help’ that really gets to me is that the ruse is…. totally unneeded? thor 200% can throw loki those extra few feet he just… idk wants to put on a show i guess. i just can’t get over his complete and utter glee at having “"fooled”“ the guards when in reality he just didn’t give them enough time to react before throwing his whole ass brother at them like he did not need to put on an entire production to chuck loki. but He Did

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a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk

thor: