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It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”

And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there

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The body of a post is where Hamlet talks to Claudius. The tags is where Hamlet talks to the audience

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okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

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you 🫵 deserve to get high and watch old horror movies

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TOMBSTONE Doc Holliday | 1993

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every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

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I was tagged by @littleblondesoprano to do a thing! Thanks, love! 🧡😊

RULES: you just got a kind of shitty old car and it doesn't have bluetooth. you can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting?

Infinity on High by Fall Out Boy

21st Century Breakdown by Green Day

Map of the Soul: 7 by BTS

Remember That I Love You by Kimya Dawson

Hozier (Expanded Edition) by Hozier

AM by Arctic Monkeys

There are decent odds that at least one of these would be replaced by a mixed burned CD with the tracks written on the top in scrunched sharpie letters, or a "best of" from an older artist (Queen, Buddy Holly, etc.), or maybe the soundtrack to a movie (Shrek 1 and 2 were briefly contenders). And the burned CD wouldn't have its own hard case, so it would live in the CD player or the case of whatever was playing. Such a fun concept! I don't have anyone to tag, but anyone who sees this should feel encouraged to play along!

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hey guys, vents anon back with another deranged question teehee :3c

the og frankenstein is on and i just gotta know: who does everybody think is hotter? the monster or frankenstein?

personally, i think the guy who played frankenstein (yknow. the med school dropout, not boris karloff's bane) is a solid 4/10, but then again, my taste in men is questionable, so what does everyone else think?

this. is. a no brainer (or should i say a brain from a jar-er)

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There’s a lot to be said about unicorns and their connection to wildness, sexuality, beauty, purity, hubris, etc. They’re a pretty versatile symbol. But the more I’ve read about unicorns the more I realize that whether I like a unicorn story often relies on how the unicorn is girly and how the story relates to it.

Cause four times out of five, any “serious” unicorn story isn’t dealing with the unicorn as a symbol, it’s a writer going “Ew, they’re so girly” and telling us how their unicorn is Not Like Other Girly Unicorns.

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USB drive behavior

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

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I see I'm not the only one who had their springtime bipolar disorder shit activated early this year

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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

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apparently my adhd meds are supposed to be addictive and yet i somehow keep mysteriously not taking them

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We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

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HEWWO EVERYONE I MAKE MUSIC AND I'M UP FOR OFFERING MY MUSIC SERVICES!!

There's three prices, each with an example of my music as well as a description. I use FLStudio 20 and should be okay with most everything? I think?

If you are interested in my music please DM me! Or, if you are unable to DM me on Tumblr, send me an anonymous ask with contact info so we can talk on like discord or something.

When detailing what the commission is I would really encourage giving a short description of the character/scene/etc it's for, as well as any inspirations. Be it moodboards, playlists, etc. Thanks!

I accept PayPal and Venmo, but we can figure something else out if needed!

KEEP IN MIND THESE PRICES ARE NOT FIXED

These prices are closer to what I might charge for the example song. You can expect one of these three prices, but depending on the song there may be some changes.

$35 - SIMPLE MUSIC

Music in this kind of category is the kind that's closer to background music for an environment. It usually consists of an ambient tune in the background with a basic drum beat, accompanied by a soft foreground melody.

$50 - Complex music

Complex music here means music which has varying drum beats, multiple melodies and instruments in the foreground, a higher BPM usually too. These songs take much longer to make because of the required detail and such.

$80 - Anything goes

At this price point we're at music that gets complex enough that you have to pay some big money. If you want very long songs (6-7 minutes), multiple songs in one, or lyrics or something special, you'll be around this range.

Thanks for considering! You can also find more music as examples on my YouTube :3