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Okay...

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Toby.

Toby.

If you want me to feel like this.

Save yourself some time and just cut all my fingers off.

Thank you.

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I am so fuhkibg deltarune brainrotted rn i just called my dad toby

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Every time Nintendo releases a new console, they switch between "cool, understanding, industry giant" and "shady, disrespectful megacorp"

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Am I the only person on this website who comments infinitely more than he likes or reblogs

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A Chapters 3 & 4 Haiku

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I don't think y'all understand just how big of a problem A Minecraft Movie is.

I want all the brainrotted morons who actually believe this movie is genuinely peak cinema to look past the "old man yaoi" and the "chicken jockey" and sit down and realize.

This is it.

This is what we get.

This is what we get for the movie adaptation of the single best-selling video game in history.

This is an utter injustice to the beautiful, creative, revolutionary game that Minecraft is.

I couldn't care less that people find this ironically funny. This movie is a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

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Hey, wait a sec

so the switch 2 has mouse controls right

do you have any idea what this means

i change my mind this is the best console ever

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HOLY CRAP

ok ok ok. Go to deltarune.com/window. NOT "windows", "window".

now click on one of the windows.

see the URL?

It's a jumble of letters.

the letters are in a different order, but they're the same every time.

This has to be an anagram.

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IM CRYING

BERDLY IS SELLING FRIED CHICKEN ON TOMODAHCI LIFE I CANT

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just interested in people's thoughts on her

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if i got admitted to the theraprism it would be a pile of rubble within the hour

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Forget the prices, look at this shit

It's the same. No, I don't wanna hear it, it's literally the exact same.

How do we go from what's essentially a texting service (DS),

To a character creator and primitive social media (Wii),

To a friendly, outgoing shop, arcade, and plaza (3DS),

To an actual social media service and a console that celebrates your goddamn Birthday (Wii U),

To a static, utterly soulless blank void (Switch),

AND WHY IN THE WHOLE-SALE CHICKEN DALE PONYTAIL

FUCK

Did they not learn their lesson for the Switch 2???

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have you ever seen a post so genuinely venomous and threatening that it actually scares you

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Speaking of Rhythm Heaven (kinda)...

I was showing off my ✨real physical copy of Rhythm Heaven Fever✨ to somebody, and the first game I decided to show them was Working Dough.

Turned out he was a Mr. Game and Watch main, and he very nearly screamed out loud.

Don't play rhythm heaven with a game and watch main