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do not call yourself a jegulus shipper if you just use it as an excuse to hate on lily evans

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GUYS

to honor this great month, here are my headcannons for the marauders:

james - started out as a slightly aggressive ally (he locked remus and sirius in a room together until they sorted out their shit) but slowly realised he was pans and now nothing can stop him from confessing his love to any living thing that looks his way.

sirius - GAY GAY GAY. tried to deny it at first because of his parents. started to flirt with every girl in his year but felt nothing when he finally kissed one AND THEN sirius had his gay awakening realised he was in love with a furry :) (i also quite like the idea of she/they/he pronouns for sirius)

peter - he's definitely somewhere on the ace/aro spectrum. kind of gives me demiromantic and ace vibes but im really open to anything. it took peter a bit of time to realise this because he was best friends with james, who was always talking about his crush, and peter just never got the hype but played along anyways.

remus - bisexual icon with men preference. i mean, im not saying david bowie wasn't his awakening but im also not not saying that... became very sure and comfortable with the fact that he was bi every since he came out to lily so he ended up helping sirius talk through his feelings about his sexuality. (we love understanding boyfriend <3)

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HAPPY PRIDE LOVELY PEOPLE ❤️

(my contribution to this year’s celebrations)

my headcannons;

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hear me out but why is hydrated viktor my exact vision of regulus black-

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THANK YOU

Desi James this desi James that where is our Desi Jegulus wedding??

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sirius black is literally bohemian rhapsody by queen

remus lupin is literally florescent adolescent by arctic monkeys

james potter is literally boys will be bugs by cavetown

regulus black is literally youre losing me by taylor swift

this is not a suggestion. if you have any qualms about this you can eat bricks. (read: my asks are always open and im VERY willing to yap about the marauders🙏)

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a lot of you bitches don’t understand that i’m coming wait for me. i hear the walls repeating. the falling of our feet and it sounds like drumming. and we are not alone. i hear the rocks and stones echoing our song. i’m coming

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Sirius: Today at 7 am, Remus poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. James: I watched Remus brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm. Peter: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

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headcannon approved.

one time around sixth year, peter got so pissed about wolfstar loudly and obliviously pining for each other that he asked the room of requirement to create a place they could only escape from if they finally fuckin' kissed

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BEGGING ON MY KNEES

I want a red, white, and royal blue jegulus au so bad 😭😭😭😭😭

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only the marauders fandom would make a key, traumatising event into this. and that is why im a part of it.

Sirius looked so sexy in his mug shot right after the whole Peter thing, some blood and dirt on his face, the aurors were like ‘damn, is he serving cunt or second degree murder?’

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this.

I rarely ever see a ship where both are as tall as each other, this is why I've headcanoned that rosekiller are literally basically the same height but they still constantly fight saying how the other is a cm or two taller.

they're also the only ones who care

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Professor McGonagall: Barty, you'll be working with Evan and Remus. Barty: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Regulus: -- Sirius: D: Everyone else: blank stares Barty: …Of people on a team

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"You like Jegulus, you must hate Lily." Actually, we have a wedding planned, and I already picked out the names for our children .

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gaslight (evan), gatekeep (regulus) girlboss (barty)

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' smoking cigarettes on the roof, you look so pretty and i love this veiw ' is wolfstar sneaking out to the astronomy tower to go smoke cigs after escaping from a gryffindor party with david bowie playing in the background fight me