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Remus: can someone please just hold me? even if its at gunpoint idc

James:

James: remus no

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I am absolutely speechless right now.

I was watching tangled, which used to be my favorite disney movie when I was a kid, and I had this weird flashback;

and then I realized

Mother gothel was my first female crush

then when I was in third grade, I watched the movie the greatest showman, and i had a crush on zendaya, but i liked boys. I wasnt lesbian. i didnt want to only have one for the rest of my life. I thought, who even cares about gender?

My mom assured me I probably just liked her acting.

I’m now pansexual.

wow.

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sirius black spends an entire book making a dramatic entrance

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Snape: were you dropped on your head as a baby, sirius?

Sirius: brave of you to assume I was held as a child.

Snape:

James:

Peter:

Remus:

Remus: sirius no

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James: what are you drinking?

Sirius: vodka.

James: straight?

Sirius: no, gay.

James: nOT YOU, THE VODKA

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*remus and sirius walk by holding hands*

Lilly: and they were roomates

James: AND THEY WERE ROOMATES

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If you haven’t watched/read the harry potter series, these lines are pretty much the whole 7 books and 8 movies.

“Oh, have I forgot to tell you?” -Dumbledore

Harry’s scar burned in pain.

“I shouldn’t have said that.” - Hagrid

boom you read the whole series in one post :0

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Dumbledore: we have a point system to keep things fair and even, and maintain a healthy competition for house cup. Our system has no preference at all.

Draco: that’s cool

Dumbledore: tHaTs CoOl shut up you dumb crap 50 points from slytherin also harry nice glasses 100 points to gryffindor

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Hufflepuffs can be very dark. We aren’t always happy, and kind, and fluffy. That’s like saying, all Gryffindors are brave, but look what happened to Peter Pettigrew. So, in conclusion, not all Hufflepuffs are kind, and fluffy.

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if you see this *siriusly* follow me, im new :)

ok so we all have a harry potter character crush so comment yours i wanna see who’s the most famous so when I shift I can tell everybody, mines Freddie :)

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I would be willing to bet my entire soul that Sirius Orion black calls Regulus “Reggie.”

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Sirius: hows Hogwarts’ prettiest boy today?

Remus: *not looking up from his book* I don’t know, how are you?

Sirius: *voice cracking*  fine

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Follow me :)

Draco: hello Pottah

Harry: Draco we have been dating for 3 years. when are you going to stop calling me potter?

Draco: when you become a Malfoy.

Harry: oH

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James, being so tired one night, (barely even keeping his eyes open) just grabbing baby Harry and the closest cloth thing he could find, rapped him up in it, and put him down, then plopped on the floor and instantly, fell asleep. The next morning, he awoke to Lilly shouting, “James, get up, I can’t find Harry or your stupid invisibility cloak.” He then realized what big mistake he had made.

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Lilly: is something burning?

James: only my desire for you

Lilly: jAmEs ThE tOaStEr Is On FiRe

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A Gryffindor would save you.

a Hufflepuff would die for you.

a slytherin would kill for you

a ravenclaw would come up with a way that nobody has to die.

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imagine James potter seeing Lilly Evans for the first time and falling in love with her immediately.

imagine James potter knowing that he would do anything to make Lilly Evans smile.

imagine James potter loving Lilly so much that it hurt.

imagine James potter beating up Severus because of what he called Lilly.

imagine James potter always flirting and getting nervous around her.

imagine James potter finally getting her to go out with him.

imagine James potter proposing to Lilly, and she accepts.

imagine the look on James’s face when he realizes he’s going to be a father.

imagine what he felt when he had to face Voldemort without a want, and knowing that the love of his life and his baby would soon be dead. he would fight harder than ever before. imagine his face when the dark lord said the cursed death spell. imagine James being distraught when he saw the flashing green light. imagine James knowing he would never see his baby, or his wife, ever, ever again.