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Threads is the app where people will like me just wait and see

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cool cat

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facism strikes again

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fast and furious prequel called slow and silly

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who gonna be up binging they bang boom

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

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this was at the hotel we rented for the beach

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we’re back bitches

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🔥🔥🌸🔥🔥💐🔥🔥🌷🔥🌻🔥🔥🥀🔥🔥

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

only you can prevent florist fires

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only you can prevent florist fires

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if the kid on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader answers wrong they should dropped down a trap door into a sarlacc pit

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augustus waters goes to the gas station and almost dies for a fuckin metaphor

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so i found this awful Phineas and Ferb yaoi fanfic and…

one of my personal favorite lines I’ve ever read

:readmore:

that moment when the gay guilt hits

they even made an alt intro theme

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if this page just turns into me screaming into the void then honestly that would be very fitting

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why aren’t my anti anxiety pills anti anxietying me rn

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honestly this is me every thanksgiving