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Sorry

So sorry for the unannounced hiatus. I just started a new job that I absolutely hate and that consumes the lion share of my energy and motivation. Unfortunately I need this job that hardly pays enough for my barest necessities (thanks for unlivable minimum wage, Trump!) and it works me into a vegetative state 6 our of 7 days every week. I’m going to make a greater effort to reply consistently here on out and hopefully I’ll be able to write more of my own side fics as well. 

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(Leaving previous reply because it was so long since posted) 

Theseus had grown accustomed to the slight changes in Percival’s expression that went almost entirely unnoticed by the other soldiers. He could pick out a majority of the little tells and he liked making a point to Percival that he could as well. In a sense, it was a subtle way for him to tell the other man that he cared and was attuned to his emotions. Percival was so reserved, so private, it became a point of pride for Theseus to be able to decipher his often stone-faced expressions. He didn’t press his point when Percival refuted his comment, easily distracted by the other’s inquiry about Newt. 

“He’s always exploring the forests,” Theseus began, bending his arm at the elbow to rest against the tree branch near Percival’s face. He smiled down at the folded papers from Newt he still carried. “He loves finding new creatures, naming them something silly until he knows the official name. Sometimes he finds some no one’s ever documented before. He’s talented like that - always knowing how to lure the most elusive and rare creatures out. Like a magical creature whisperer.” Theseus looked back up from the papers to Percival. “Perhaps sometime you could meet him, if you ever felt inclined to visit.”  

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Answer these questions and tag nine people.

Tagged by: @reportsduemonday

Originally posted by ofiuco-life

Relationship status: Chronically single 

Favorite colours: Deep purple, royal blue, seafoam/mint green, crimson red

Lipstick or chapstick: Depends on my mood. I like Burt’s Bees tinted chapstick

Last song listened to:  "Everybody Knows” by Sigrid

Last movie watched: Atomic Blonde 

Top 3 shows: Non-fandom related is very different from what I am currently consumed with watching, which would be 1. Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2. Handmaid’s tale 3. Shameless. Fandom answer would be 1. Game of Thrones 2. Seraph of the End 3. Yuri on Ice. All three of those are more or less what I’ve recently watched - not an “of all time” top 3 television series. 

Top 3 ships: Fawk just three? Again, not of all time but what’s most forefront in my mind right now would be 1. Stucky (Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes) or Winterironshield (Bucky Barnes x Tony Stark x Steve Rogers) 2. Stormpilot (Finn x Poe Dameron) or Kylux (Kylo Ren x Armitage Hux) 3. Jonerys (Jon Snow x Daenerys Targaryen) 

Tagging: No one because this is a side blog I guess? Pretty much the only person I’d tag is the one that sent this to me so I’ll leave this be until I’ve more mutuals I suppose. 

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this fuckin’ lipstick killing me

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Percival and Newt acting as Credence’s chaperone to go trick-o-treating.

Credence is dressed up as Frankeinsten’s monster and Percival and Newt dressed up as Gomez and Morticia Addams.

Percival Graves would be the most suave Gomez Addams ever, wooing Newt out on the street and being overly sweet; holding hand, kissing said hand, most probably he would break into ballroom dancing in the middle of the street, twirling Newt away who would laugh in delight.

Newt Scamander as the seductive Morticia Addams. He’s already dangerous but his eyes, though green specked with gold, still could lure everyone in.

Credence as Frankeinsten’s monster because he thinks himself as hideous for the destruction that he had caused yet sensitive and emotional to his surrounding; which Newt and Percival have assured him always that he’s nothing but hideous. That they care and love him just as he is.

Percival glaring at everyone who refuses to give out candies to Credence because he’s obviously not a kid anymore. But Percival knows how to intimidate people and he looks like a skeeze in his Gomez Addams’ costume that by the end of the night, Credence’s bag is heavy with all sort of candies.

Newt suggesting that they ride the broom because the night skies are nice and it would be romantic to canoodling with Percival.

Which yes it would but Newt that would be breaking about 20 laws and oh god you already brought your Cleansweep. Fine! Just once! Just for tonight and if we get caught, you’ll be explaining this to Picquery! And what are you giggling at Credence?

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Theseus groaned, trying to keep Percival as much in view as he could while pushing down into his throat. He hummed, appreciative of the hands groping at his hips and arse. He let out a huff with the smack to one of his cheeks and took it as a warning to hurry. Theseus let his temple nudge against one of Percival’s thighs as he pushed himself deeper into his throat. He set the pace, sure that if they could take their time he would go slower, enjoy the sounds Percy might make, tease him a bit more. But this wasn’t  the time. He hadn’t expected they would have the time, not with people possibly returning any moment. “You’re so good to me, Percy,” He groaned out his praise, rutting himself as deeply as he could into Percival’s throat. His mouth was impossibly hot and slick with saliva, and any noises Percy made sent vibrations through him that nearly brought him over the edge. Having neglected his arousal for so long leading up to that moment, Theseus didn’t last long with Percy’s lips wrapped around him. 

Brow furrowed and breath uneven Theseus deliberated asking Percy if he should come in his mouth or on his face. He hadn’t asked Theseus, then again the power dynamic wasn’t on entirely equal ground either. He decided and pushed deep into Percy’s throat and emptied himself with a groan he stifled against Percy’s leg. Theseus’ body shook with the after shocks of his orgasm but he didn’t let himself collapse on top of Percival. 

 Newt was so excited about a new creature he’d come across in his exploration of the forests on the Scamander property, going on about the small blue and green ball like creature  that browned and puffed up to look like fungi when predators neared. He went on about it for a full page, front and back, making up about half of the letter he’d sent Theseus. After he finished writing his response and adding a page for their mother as well and set out to find his owl. He noticed Percy in a sour mood and doubled back to him once he’d sent his owl off. 

“You as though you could curdle milk with that expression,” Theseus teased, moving to his bunkmate. “What is it?” 

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Side Blog

I haven’t otherwise made note that this is a side blog. For anyone who might wonder, this is not a main blog and as such, with the functions on Tumblr as is (no browser extensions etc for the time being, I’m not very fancy) I have no way of sending asks to people from this blog apart from making note in the ask that it’s from this blog. Nor can I respond to comments on my posts but I love reading what you all have to say so please feel free to continue commenting! 

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[Kinktober] collaring (Thesival)

“I willnot have my partner wearing a dog collar.”There it is again. The furrow in Percival’s brow characteristic of a very particularbrand of frustration that Theseus seems skilled to bring out in him. It isendearing, perhaps only to him, but that is half the fun of Percival. He is afright to everyone at MACUSA, few people are able to work up the courage toconfront the Auror when he seems to be in such a foul mood - save for Theseusof course.

“Merlin,what did you mean then? You said collar, I think dog. Is it so ridiculous forme to have jumped to this conclusion?” Theseus rolls his eyes at Percival and holdsup the two collars he picked up from a pet store before arriving at Percival’shome. One of them he offers is a simple, thin strip of black leather, the othera type of woven canvas. “Pick one and I’ll return the other. They havedifferent colors too, not many, but if you like-”

“If we’regoing to collar you we’re doing it right,” Percival raises from his seat, gracefuland as fluid as a panther in his movement as he approaches Theseus, “and there’snothing right about either of these.” He takes the collars from him and tossesthem back into the couch before reaching up and ghosting his fingertips alongthe sensitive flesh of Theseus’ neck. Red-brown lashes flutter against the topsof Theseus’ cheeks as he closes his eyes to the sensation. “My submissive deservesthe best,” Percival watches as Theseus’ lips part slightly in a pleased sigh. “Wewill go to a specialty shop together and pick something out we both like.Something quality, that will last andwon’t give you a rash.”  Percival flattenshis hand against Theseus’ neck, warm palm against his pulse point a momentbefore he slid it to the back of his head and into his hair slightly. Percivaldraws the slightly taller man down so that Theseus bends to put his ear next toPercival’s lips. “Honestly, Scamander it’s as if you don’t know me at all.”

Hisbreath catches in his throat and Theseus stills. Percival has been his Dominantlong enough to understand where the man’s thoughts are in that moment in how hereacts – how his muscles go taught. “Shh, no, it’s not meant as a critique,Love.” He turns his face into Theseus’ and presses a chaste kiss to hisfreckled cheek. “I was just teasing. Did you really think I would pass up an opportunityto find something you really liked? I want to find something you’ll wear every day,if you truly enjoy it. Of course if you don’t that’s just fine as well. I wantit to be something special. Not something made with canines in mind.” Percivalstrokes his hand through the hair at the back of Theseus’ head. “If youspecifically want one of those collars you brought then that’s fine. I justenjoy spoiling you. Especially when its something related to exploring one ofour fantasies.”

Theseusrelaxes as Percival explains his thoughts and soothes him with his hand in hishair. He wraps his arms around Percival’s waist and rests his head on hisshoulder. “I want to go pick something with you. I didn’t know there were shopsfor this sort of thing. I just wanted to pick something up while it was stillon our minds. Collaring I mean…”

Percivalchuckles gently and hugs his submissive closer, wrapping an arm around hisshoulders. “Oh there is a shop for everything. Believe me. You’re too sweet, soeager to try it out. Would you like to go tonight?”

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– Kate Jacobs

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WIP

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Give me super aware Newt who knows that Percival is silently nursing a crush on him.

Give me Newt who doesn’t wait around for Percival to make the first move because he will make the first move to court Percival.

Give me Newt who lavishes Percival with expensive yet thoughtful gifts like the sugar daddy he ought to be.

Give me Newt who has vast knowledge of carnal pleasure because he has travelled the world and he picks up important points along the way and now he’s going to be using those useful tips on Percival.

Give me Newt who tops Percival for Morgana’s sake.

Give me Newt who starts out slow and gentle but steadily building up to a rougher ryhthms as urged by Percival that writhes in pleasure underneath him.

Give me dirty talker Newt who promises to take the responsibility if Percival gets knocked up by his seed.

Give me Newt who is so thoughtful as he takes care of Percival after their rough coupling; drawing hot bath, scrubbing him clean, soft kisses on his damp hair as he watches Percival falls asleep.

Just give me Newt who is possessive of Percival even though it’s such a base thinking but he can’t help but wanting to be the one who takes care of Percival, to be the one that Percival leans on when he feels like he can’t be strong anymore. Newt wants Percival to know that he is the best choice for Percival out of all people out there and if he needs to duel them for Percival then so be it. He is ready.

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My Ships

This list is a work in progress. Fairly comprehensive, however I am bound to add more ships to the list in due time and as I remember them. 

Marvel

           Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes

           Steve Rogers & Tony Stark 

           Steve Rogers & Tony Stark & Bucky Barnes

           Bucky Barnes & Tony Stark

           Bucky Barnes & Natasha Romanoff 

           T’Challa & Bucky Barnes

           T’Challa & Sam Wilson

           Steve Rogers & Thor Odinson

           Tony Stark & Loki Laufeyson

           Loki Laufeyson & Thor Odinson

           Loki Laufeyson & Stephen Strange

           Loki Laufeyson & Thanos (dark themed)

           Loki Laufeyson & Ronan (dark themed)

           Steve Rogers & Sam Wilson

           Bucky Barnes & Brock Rumlow (dark themed)

           Bucky Barnes & Hydra (HTP, dark themed)

           Wade Wilson & Peter Parker

           Charles Xavier & Erik Lehnsherr

            Charles Xavier & Logan (Wolverine) 

            Charles Xavier & Mystique & Erik Lehnsherr

            Anna Marie (Rogue) & Jean Grey (Phoenix)  

DC

           Batman & Superman

           Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn

           Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn & Catwoman

           Batman & Catwoman

           Dick Grayson & Jason Todd

           Dick Grayson (Robin) & Wally West (Kid Flash) 

            Barry Allen (Flash) & Leonard Snart (Captain Cold on CW’s Flash)

           Starfire & Raven

Star Wars

           Luke Skywalker & Han Solo

           Anakin Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi 

           Kylo Ren & Armitage Hux

           Rey & Phasma

           Poe Dameron & Finn

Star Trek

           Spock & Captain Kirk

Harry Potter

            Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy 

            Hermione Granger & Ginny Weasley 

Fantastic Beasts

            Credence Barebone & Original Percival Graves

            Credence Barebone & Fake (Grindlewald) Percival Graves (dark themed)

            Credence Barebone & Newt Scamander

            Original Percival Graves & Newt Scamander

            Original Percival Graves & Theseus Scamander

            Queenie Goldstein & Jacob Kowalski 

Game of Thrones

           Arya Stark & Gendry Waters

           Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen

           Yara (Asha) Greyjoy & Ellaria Sand

           Daenerys Targaryen & Missandei

           Missandei & Grey Worm

           Sansa Stark & Margaery Tyrell

           Renly Baratheon & Loras Tyrell

           Loras Tyrell & Oberyn Martell

           Bran Stark & Jojen Reed

           Daenerys Targaryen & Khal Drogo

           Daenerys Targaryen & Daario Naharis (portrayed by Michiel Huisman)

           Jaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth (PLATONIC ONLY)   

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Kinktober 2017

Starting today and continuing though the month (October 9th - 31th), this roleplay blog will be participating in the Kinktober 2017 event. I will be taking prompts for drabbles with any ship referred to in My Ships post. You can prompt me with anything from the listed kinks, not just for the day associated with the number, especially considering my late entry into the event. I will choose from there how to proceed with the requested writing each day. The original event and its kink list is linked above and precedes this (initial) post on my blog. Anybody is welcomed to join!!

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Kinktober 2017

It’s almost that time of year, so following in the footsteps of last year, we would like to present Kinktober 2017! For the prompts, we’ve used the original 30 prompts from @sparksreactor (hope that’s okay!) and added another 60, for a total of 3 prompts per day. For the 31st, we went with a free-for all of any of the prompts combined. 

Keep in mind, the days are more of a loose suggestion! Any of the prompts can be subbed in for any day, and if there’s a kink you’d like to use that isn’t listed, go on ahead! And for actual content, digital, traditional, and writing are all welcome and encouraged!

1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture) 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles) 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic) 7. Creampie | Worship (Body, etc) | Cross-dressing 8. Latex | Roleplay | Deep-Throating/Face-Sitting 9. Asphyxiation | Lingerie | Frottage 10. Edgeplay | Gun Play | Fucking Machine 11. Sadism/Masochism | Orgasm Denial | Gags 12. Master/Slave | Tentacles | Hand-jobs 13. Medical play | Rimming | Titfucking 14. Sensory Deprivation | Role Reversal | Incest 15. Sounding | Object Insertion | Lapdances 16. Waxplay | Pegging | Masks 17. Blood/Gore | Costume | Massage 18. Daddy | Leather | Masturbation 19. Prostitution/Sex Work | Olfactophilia (Scent) | Nipple Play 20. Pet Play | Feet | Threesome (or more) 21. Double (Or more) Penetration | Impact Play | Shower/Bath 22. Glory hole | Collaring | Scars 23. Shibari | Corset | Against a wall 24. Exhibitionism/Voyeurism | Fisting | Sixty-nine 25. Boot worship | Suspension | Smiles/Laughter 26. Shotgunning | Mirror Sex | Stockings/Tights/Pantyhose 27. Branding | Temperature Play | Stripping/Striptease 28. Xenophilia | Tickling | Swallowing 29. Omorashi | Dacryphilia (Crying) | Overstimulation 30. Toys | Emeto | Cunnilingus 31. Any combo of the above

Be sure and tag anything you post with Kinktober or Kinktober2017, and most importantly, have fun! Feel free to reblog this post, and to send an ask for any questions you might have!

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One of Theseus’ brows quirked up at the offer and he glanced back towards where Thompson had exited. It wasn’t too likely that he was going to walk back in now. He turned his gaze back to Percy and smiled. 

“Yeah? Like this hmm?” Theseus moved onto his hands and knees and dipped his head down to kiss Percival upside down for a moment first. He wanted Percy to taste himself on his tongue, the salty tang of his own release. Theseus moaned gently into Percival’s mouth and pulled back, lips wet and red. “If you’re up for it,” Theseus trailed his thumb over Percival’s lips, smearing the moisture from their wet kiss across his plump bottom lip. “If you think you can make me come fast enough that we don’t have another visitor. Unless you’d like someone to see.” 

He was sure Percy knew that thrilled him, but he wasn’t going to push that if it made him uncomfortable. Perhaps he wouldn’t like someone else seeing him blow Theseus. He was fine with that, perhaps he could tease Percy with the threat of it though. 

Theseus unbuttoned his trousers again and pushed the rough fabric down just past the tops of his thighs but not all the way off in case he had to dress quickly again like they had moments earlier. He pushed his underwear down and drew his throbbing erection out. He moved over Percy, one hand pressed to the mattress, supporting his weight while he guided his cockhead towards Percy’s mouth with the other. He let his head hang, looking down between their bodies to watch Percy. 

“You’ve such pretty lips,” he noted, eyes half fluttering shut as he teased himself against Percy’s lips, smearing his precome across them. 

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When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy ! then, send to the last ten people in your notifications anonymously. you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity! 🌼

1. Toe beanies 

2. Big bumblers 

3. A good novel (or fan fiction when those novels aren’t gay enough) 

4. Gemstones 

5. Video games