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Finally found my way to color in one layer in CSP

Expect to see more of these colored craps in the future guys

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I know I've said it before but I'm saying it again, I just absolutely adore how Danny's eyes glow green in human form when he's getting particularly mischievous, not just when he's especially angry

Like this boy has a built in warning signal for when he's about to be a little menace to society and I love that for him

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Video description and transcript under the cut.

Description: TikTok video by The Panda Redd. Re-enactment of final scene of Under the Hood. All roles played by Panda (a tall, well-built young white man with a mohawk, wearing a grey hoodie). Setting is a dark basement lit only by a hanging light bulb.

Transcript.

Jason: (holding gun on Bruce) "Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me."

Batman: (glares silently)

Jason: "But why? Why on God's Earth—" (hits Joker across the face)

Joker (tied to a chair): *cackles*

Jason: "—is HE still alive??"

Joker: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Batman:

Batman: "I'm sorry, d'you want me to be serious here or—?"

Jason: (in disbelief) "YES, Bruce! I want you to be serious right now! If he had done what he did to me to you, I would've done nothing but search the earth for this pile of death-worshipping garbage!"

Joker: "I love you too, Sugar Plum."

Batman: (holds hands up) "Okay, yeah, I get that, totally, I get that. Um. Have you tried?"

Jason: "Excuse you?"

Batman: "Have you tried to kill him yet?"

Jason: (to Joker) "Is he being serious?"

Joker: (also confused) "I'm gonna be honest with you, Junior. I don't know."

Jason: "Got it. Great." (turns back to Batman) "What the fuck does THAT mean?"

Batman: "Okay, so no, you haven't. Cool. Do it."

Jason:

Jason: (lowers gun) "What."

Batman: "Do it, cap his ass. Shoot him."

Joker: (finally rattled) "I'm gonna go with Junior here, and say...what??"

Jason: "You want me to shoot him?"

Batman: "I want someone to shoot him! Give me the gun, I'll do it!"

Jason: (mutters, brain blue screening) "What is going on right now? This should a lot harder than it is."

Batman: "C'mon, son! You decapitated like eleven people three days ago! Fuckin' do it!"

Joker: (turns to Jason quizzically) "This has gotta be some sort of test, ri—"

(BANG! Jason fires. Joker lands on the floor lifeless, eyes still open.)

Jason: "There, you happy? Jesus. Was that so hard? All of this time and it was THAT easy!"

Jason: "What the fuck is that supposed to—" (looks down at floor where the Joker was lying)

Batman: "I don't know what you're talking about 'easy'. There's nothing there." (nods at floor)

Floor: (is devoid of Joker)

Jason: (stares)

Floor: (continues to be sans anything but carpet)

Jason: "What the fuck?"

Batman: "Yeah."

Jason: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Batman: "Take as long as you need with this."

Jason: (looking around frantically) "I just shot him! He hit the floor! What the f—" (turns back to the floor)

Floor: (is just vibin')

Jason: "Where the fuck did he go??"

Batman: "See that shit? That shit right there happens every fucking time!"

Jason: "There's not even a blood stain! It's just gone!"

Batman: "Yeah, like two days after you died, I chased him into a helicopter where he got shot like six times. The helicopter exploded and crashed into the ocean. And his body was gone before Superman could find it."

Jason: "Oh my God. I don't understand how this is even fucking possible!"

Batman: "He's like a cryptid! I don't fucking get it!"

Joker: (disembodied laughter) "AHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!"

Jason: (freaked out, turning in circles trying to find him) "Oh my God!"

Batman: "THAT OMINOUS SHIT HAPPENS TOO! I DON'T KNOW, DUDE!"

Jason: "Dude. Fuck whatever's going on here, that's some fucking bullshit."

Batman: "Thank you! Finally someone gets it!"

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Jimmy Olsen, opting to make some spare money on the side (there's a new camera that just dropped and it's worth more than his normal salary can afford), signs up for a Clinical Trial.

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It'll pay more than enough for that new camera he wants, and he just has to use his two weeks of saved vacation time from work to do it.

But he should have read the fine print.

Because he went to sleep in his bed, and woke up in what looks like a hotel room without any windows.

He pushes the emergency button on his watch, trying to summon Superman, but nothing happens.

Wherever he is, it's so well fortified that Superman can't hear the frequency the watch is going off at.

After the initial freak out though, the doctors come in and explain how the trial will work; two weeks of taking a pill in the morning and getting a shot in the afternoon, blood draws once every three days to monitor any side effects, consulting with a personal doctor every day, and he gets to basically actually have a two week vacation.

The secrecy, the doctors say, is due to it being a Government Run Clinical Trial, and they really are sorry for drugging him, but they figured it would be less stressful than throwing a black hood over his head on the way to the location.

Jimmy does not forgive them.

This is shady as shit.

But also, the doctors very notably did not say he could leave before the trial was up.

The best thing he can do is play along until he can find a chance to escape.

Except that the pills glow a little. The shots definitely glow, and not just a little. If he struggles, they sedate him and give him the meds anyways, and he wakes up in his hotel/prison cell, groggy. If he doesn't talk to the doctor about how he's feeling physically every day, they strap him down and run tests with various scanners.

There's no windows. The doors, every single one of them, need a key card and a thumb print scan to open. There is no cell phone signal; he knows because he overheard the armed guards complaining about it. No matter how many times he whispers for Superman, the Man of Steel doesn't come.

Hell, at one point, when Jimmy was actively struggling against getting injected again, he quite literally screamed for Superman, only for nothing to happen.

Everything is soundproofed, then.

He's not sure how long it's been, but he's fairly certain it's been over two weeks, unless they changed the schedule for the pills and the shots without telling him. Also, his hair is getting longer than it would have in two weeks.

And things are starting to get weird. Well, weirder.

His eyes sometimes glow red. One time he accidentally started floating. They held a jar of some strange glowing orb near him and his breath started frosting over.

He's sleeping more.

He can feel his heart slowing down more and more every day.

He knows he's dying.

And he knows that, for some reason, that's the goal; when he'd been in a sleepy haze, and the scientists and doctors had thought him unconscious, he'd heard them talking about him almost having the same biology as 'Phantom', and that all that was left was the brainwashing stage.

That they were just waiting for him to die before they did that.

But the closer he gets to death, the stronger he becomes. He hides it, of course, but it's difficult to hide a bent metal chair leg. He doesn't know if that happened due to enhanced strength or...or something else.

Then one day he looks up to see his eyes glowing red, but in the way that Superman's do before he uses laser vision. The floating gets more pronounced. He accidentally froze his morning coffee when he blew on it.

For some reason, his body appears to be developing the same or similar powers to Superman, and he has no idea why, or if it's permanent.

But he won't get answers if they refuse to tell him anything face to face.

So he pretends to be unconscious more; that way they'll talk more around him.

He learns that Phantom was a hero, despite the bullshit they're saying he knows one when he hears about one, who they took down.

That they experimented on him until all that was left was...the small glowing orb in a jar they kept shoving at his face.

And something in Jimmy knows that Phantom can still be saved.

If he can time it right, he can try to punch his way through enough of the guards and scientists to get to a part of the compound in the open air, somewhere he can get help.

Somewhere Superman can finally hear him.

He just has to do half the work.

Fine.

The more he plans, the more he feels an odd attachment to the orb in the jar. To Phantom.

Something inside him knows that's just a kid, and he can't explain how it knows.

Then, one day, when the timing is right, and he feels like he's on the cusp of...something, he strikes.

He takes a deep breath, just as they go to inject him again, feels his heart finally slow to a stop, and throws the metal table at the doctors in the room.

He doesn't even pause to acknowledge that his feet aren't touching the ground. That he's flying.

He's already across the room and grabbing Phantom, using the momentum to punch out the steel door.

The weapons they try to use on him to stop him sting, but Jimmy tanks it and barrels forward, breaking down door after door without stopping.

Then, after getting blinded by a sun he hasn't seen in an unknown number of days, he's out in the open air.

"Superman! Help!"

With an army rallying behind him, a rescued hostage in his arms, and Jimmy actively fighting off a nervous breakdown, Superman hears him.

And Superman is pissed.

~~~~~~

Clark has been out of his mind with worry.

Jimmy Olsen has been missing for seven months, and no one can pinpoint where he is.

He can't hear Jimmy's heart, and the only thing preventing him from believing that Jimmy's dead is the staunch refusal to do so, and Bruce reassuring him that the evidence in Jimmy's apartment indicated that whoever took him wanted him alive.

So after seven months of no word, he finally, finally hears Jimmy's hoarse, terrified voice scream for him.

He's there before he fully realizes that he's moved, and...

Jimmy's floating.

Jimmy doesn't have a pulse.

Jimmy's very clearly alive somehow despite that, ragged with unkempt blue hair and beard so pale the blue was almost white, skinnier than he should be, glowing pale red eyes, and cradling a jar with a glowing orb inside of it.

"They did to him what they were trying to do to me, and I don't know what they did," Jimmy gasps, hands shaking. "I can fly, I have laser vision, I have frost breath, I don't know what...I don't..."

Behind Jimmy, a small army of men in white suits rushes out of a hole in the wall, leveling strange weapons at his friend.

The same friend they experimented on, for seven months, and probably did irreversible damage to if they managed to foist Kryptonian abilities upon a human body.

Clark reaches out and closes Jimmy's eyes, cutting off and containing the laser vision his friend was gearing up to use from stress alone.

Then, slowly, Superman turns to look down at the men in white suits below him, who appear to be having the sudden and startling revelation that they'd messed up.

The Man of Steel loses a little time after that.

Or; The GIW opens a Clinical Trial to try to create a new halfa after experimenting on their captured subject, Phantom, so much that Phantom was forced into his Core. The Clinical Trial only lasts for two weeks; but after that they can keep whoever signs up for it indefinitely, because at that point they're so ecto-contaminated they don't count as human and fall under the anti-ecto acts. Then, they can create their own halfa and brainwash the halfa into doing their dirty work. Jimmy Olsen, desperate to escape, has been slowly adapting to have the powers of Superman, who is his friend and who would absolutely be able to save not only Jimmy, but whoever these scientists turned into a glowing orb. Since ecto is adaptable, it adapted to the powerset that Jimmy thought he needed. This includes the very last ability he got; invulnerability, but on a lesser scale than Superman's own, hence why anti-ghost weapons only stung him.

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Just a reminder that experimenting on ghosts and the dead having no rights are, in fact cannon to the DC Universe, and Young Justice '98.

Also that the GIW would fit in perfectly as a subsector of APES (All Purpose Enforcement Squad)

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What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd

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Time well spent.

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big brother

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I'm dead

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I'm sharing this again because he saved us, y'all.

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Abe Sapien

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Yeehaw

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he just wants a timeout... away from everything and everyone else...

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When Cousins Come Calling Snippet

"Okay, we should enough time if you want to hit the restrooms, since they're right by Mr. Faluca's class." "This is boring," Duncan yawned. "When's gym? Or will I have to get my reps in another way?" He grinned threateningly at his brother. "Knock it off, Duncan. You're not on any sports team here, you WILL get detention." And Danny wouldn't exactly weep. Dexter and Jimmy being there was inconvenient, but he had nothing against them. Duncan...whoo boy Danny did not like his eldest cousin.

As they turned the corner they bumped, literally, into a red headed kid with a basketball jersey.

"Fenton's cousins, huh?" Jersey Kid looked them up and down. "Are you in on it too?"

"In on what?" Dexter asked blankly.

"That he's really-"

"This is Wes, the class conspiracy nut." Danny grabbed Jimmy and Dexter. "He's not worth listening to." He pulled them away and glared at Wes with ectoplasmic green eyes.

So they didn't know. Interesting. Fenton would be scrambling to hide his (already poorly hid) secret. This might be the chance he needed. Then Fenton stiffened and Wes went on high alert. Fenton could sense the ghosts, it was obvious. He always had a reaction right before they attacked. It was obvious enough he asked to go to the bathroom before each attack jokes were made about his 'psychic bladder'. He needed to be ready for anthing.

"I am the Box Ghost! Beware!" Oh, nevermind.

The halls of Casper High emptied at a brisk pace, Wes among them, but not with the sense of urgency normal to a ghost attack. It was the Box Ghost. No one was scared of the Box Ghost.

But he still needed to be taken care of. More to the point Danny had to be the one to take care of him. Except he couldn't because all three of his cousins were right there and he couldn't ditch them until he could palm them off on Jazz or something.

"Are we supposed to be scared or not?" Jimmy asked at the almost lackadaisical evacuation. He'd been part of a fair few villain evacuations and this almost lack of concern was weird.

"Yes! All should fear me!"

"Of Boxy, not really." Danny said with a sigh. "He's not as evil as he likes to think he is, solidly in the 'annoying' category. But he could still get a lucky shot in, so we really should get going."

And really hope they ran into Jazz. Dexter and Jimmy both shrugged it off, not like they hadn't seen weirder. But as they went to leave, they'd realized one of their group hadn't moved. Duncan stared at the Box Ghost, frozen in terror.

"Duncan, we don't have time for this," Danny attempted to push him out of the way, and that snapped him out of whatever stupor he was in enough for two words to escape his mouth.

"BLUE GUY!" The cousins and Box Ghost stared at him in confusion. "BLUE GUY!" Duncan screamed again and then took off fleeing - in the opposite direction of the evacuation.

"UH...YES! I AM BLUE! BEWARE!" Box Ghost was obviously as confused as the rest of them, but wasn't looking a gift horse in the mouth. This human feared him

"I shouldn't be enjoying this." Dexter admitted. "But I am."

Danny facepalmed. "You guys follow the evacuation. I'll get Duncan back in the right direction."

Without waiting for a response, Danny took off. This could be the chance he needed. He went into the direction Duncan had run and when the coast was clear, transformed. Breathing a sigh of relief he flew off towards his cousin.

The other two cousins hadn't gotten far when Dexter stopped. "He's a colossal pain in the ass, but he's my brother." he explained "You go. I'm going to make sure he's okay."

"You're a better man than I am," Jimmy said. Not that he wouldn't go back for someone. But he wasn't sure he'd go back for, say, Metallo or Luthor. And the way Duncan treated Dexter, and the way Dexter seemed to expect it and acted surprised when Aunt Maddie stopped it, told Jimmy enough about Dexter's home life that he wouldn't be surprised if he wanted Duncan to squirm a bit.

Dexter doubled back and was relieved the area where they'd initially split was empty. Okay, time to get to work. "Freak out" he whispered, invoking his own transformation. "Alright!" Freakazoid rolled up his sleeves. "No one gets to be the blue guy terrorizing Duncan except ME!"

Meanwhile Jimmy took advantage of his cousins absence to make his way to his temporary locker and grab his camera. He didn't know if ghosts appeared on normal film, but if they did he might have some shots to send to Perry and keep his internship after all.

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Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. I'm staying with the OG version. Thank you very much. We don't talk abt the live action one.

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Crack Fic Poll

So the school year is over and I discovered rather than a long vacation I am unemployeed due to budget cuts.

Need to drown my focus in crack fanfiction. Which of these werid little crossovers/AU does anyone want to see

Options are:

Power Ranger Multi Cross - Zordon needs five overbearing and overemotional individuals. And sure the grid could grab the people right there in Angel Grove. Or it could maximize the good done by pulling from the multiverse of people who would benefit from a second chance at life (in most cases literally). Red Ranger Charles Rowland, Blue Ranger Edwin Payne, (Dead Boy Detectives) Black Range Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom), Yellow Ranger Adam (Frankenstein), Pick Ranger Grace Garlond (Shadow Hearts: From the New World) (And her +1, the souls of her murderous boyfriend she dragged along with her) and future Green Ranger Jason Todd, fresh from the lazarus pit, has not had time to confirm what Talia said about his Dad replacing him, and has to figure out his moral compass on his own.

WeirdWolf (Batman)- Jason Todd aka the Red Hood has borken into Titan's Tower to teach a little birdy a lesson. Except Tim Drake is almost completely feral, not Robin, and oh yeah the real Jason Todd is here and some kind of werewolf? What the Hell is going on?

Of Fire and Dragons(Avatar the Last Airbender/Overwatch)-A weird dimensional glitch switched Zuko and Genji. And in this strange Spirit-touched place with talking gorillas, and new eyes that glow red, Zuko has never felt more out of his depth. But the longer he stays, the more he questions if he truly wants to go home. Meanwhile former Overwatch Black Ops member, Genji, thought taking out Firelord Ozai would end this war without children needing blood on their hands but he might have just escalated things. Oops.

Side Effects Include (Splatter House)- Rick has saved Jennifer from the Corrupted, detached from the Terror Mask, and returned to normal. He...has returned to normal, right? Yeah it turns out turning into a combat monster was Masks doing, but beefing himself up by feeding on necrotic energy? Yeah that was a Rick choice and some side effects may occur.

When Cousins Come Calling(Danny Phantom/Superman/Freakazoid) - Danny can keep his secret from his parents no problem. But when his Dad's brother and his wife go on a vacation and leave their sons Duncan and Dexter and at the same time his Mom's younger sister asks if cousin Jimmy can stay with them for a while because Metropolis is getting too dangerous, the full house might make it a little difficult.

A Dangerous Mind (Power Rangers/The Shadow)- Billy Cranston didn't think much about the cousin he hadn't known about coming to visit. He certainly doesn't think he'd about to uncover multiple generations worth of family trauma, including that he's far from the first Cranston to be a superhero.

Vagabonds(My Hero Academia/Sentinels of the Multiverse)- The Mistgates pulled all manner of heroes and villains though it in an attept to save the Multiverse by destroying Oblivaeon. But as Fey Diamond died to her power, they destabilized and dragged in those with the potential to become such. In which Izuku, Todoroki, and Toga get zapped across the multiverse by an errant mistgate at a young age and are raised by Darkwatch, with occasional uncle Ansel G. Moreau

Of Soulstone and Spiders (Malifaux/Into the Spiderverse)- Miles Morales took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up lost in the multiverse, in some weird eldritch horror Wild West place. Taken in by a performing troupe who operate as smugglers, he needs to figure out who are his allies, where he stands, and hopefully how to get back.