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It truly hurts my heart to know this ray of sunshine is leaving Monsta X. Thank you so much for everything, Wonho. All you ever thought about was Monbebe and how to make us happy, and all we ever wanted was for you to be happy as well. Please take care of yourself, and please be happy. This must have been such a hard decision for you, but if it was one that you decided was best for you, then we will support you. No matter what, we will always love you Wonho.

-Admins Ponyo and H.One

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Did you guys have master list?

Yes we do have a masterlist! Thank you for showing interest!

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Kill Me Now (Intro)

Nobody asked for this. Nobody wanted this. Here it is. Inspired by THIS post.

Let the tale begin.

-Admin Ponyo

Poll results: 7:1 or 1:7

“I’m just saying, you might be getting in a little bit over your head here.”

“And what I’m saying is that we can have this conversation at a more appropriate time don’t you think Eunbi?” You struggle to catch your breath as you get no more than a few seconds for recovery without someone charging at you.

“You’ve been saying that for 4 months Y/N, now is as good a time as ever!” There’s a sickening crunch that you’re all too familiar with behind you but you know if you lose focus for even a split second it’ll be over for you so you ignore it.

“Okay well it isn’t impossible. Difficult? Absolutely. Impossible? Fuck no.” You wince after catching a glimpse of the unnatural position you left a man’s arm in after he tried to attack you from behind.

“No no no no no 4 is doable but 7? You’re going to do it with 7 guys? At the same time?” You toss a knife that was hidden in your boot to Eunbi who then proceeds to use it to her advantage against the 2 incoming attackers.

“What am I gonna do? Say no? These are 7 men coming for my life girl. I’m sure they have no qualms about killing me so why should I hold back when it comes to them?” The roundhouse kick you just performed doesn’t go quite as planned as you stumble slightly making you lose your focus enough to feel a stinging pain across your cheek. Blood slowly trickles out of your new wound and down your face.

“I just got blood on my BRAND NEW shirt. My mom bought this for me asshole!” You manage to disarm the man in front of you and immediately push his head down towards your knee, landing a hard blow right to his nose and disorienting him.

“Great, now I have blood on my pants. Just perfect, what an incredible way to end a knife fight. I appreciate it. NOT.” You send a barrage of kicks towards the nearly unconscious man on the floor until you’re sure he’s out like a light or Eunbi has to forcefully pull you away, either one works.

“That was just overkill. I get it you can beat 15 grown mens asses in 10 minutes but this is serious Y/N. 7 men are currently looking to assassinate or imprison you and you plan on hunting them down one by one to take them out before they beat you to it. I know what you’re capable of but this seems too risky.” Eunbi has a genuine look of worry on her face as the two of you make a quick escape of the building littered with unconscious or dead bodies. Her worry is reassuring because in this line of work you don’t know who your real friends are until you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place or in your case between life or death.

“I can either take care of the problem now and not have to worry about it or live the rest of my possibly incredibly short life in constant fear of being killed. I’ll go with the former for my own sanity thank you very much.” Right before exiting the building you stop momentarily to grab a small black pistol from the ground. It’s feels nice and heavy in your hands, just the way you like it.

“Besides, they’re just 7 dumb men. How hard could this really be?”  

Author’s note: Updates will ALWAYS be short due to the nature of this story but hopefully the updates will come often and at a consistent rate. You guys will be deciding what happens by participating in polls, majority wins. Reblog and share with your friends/followers so that they can vote too! Polls will be at the end of the update

Poll (Will not affect story): http://etc.ch/SPSi

-Admin Ponyo 

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Hey y’all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, February 7, 2019 10 am PST is looking mighty fine,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

-Admin Ponyo

👀👀Sneak Peek 👀👀

                  Coming Soon

Name: Son Hyunwoo

Birthday: 18th June 1992

Height: 181cm (5’11”)

Weight: 78kg (172 lbs)

Alias(es): Shownu

Name: Lee Hoseok

Birthday: 1st March 1992

Height: 177cm (5’10”)

Weight: 73kg (161lbs)

Alias(es): Shin Hoseok, Wonho

Name: Lee Minhyuk

Birthday: 3rd November 1993

Height: 179cm (5’10”)

Weight: 65kg (143 lbs)

Alias(es): N/A

Name: Yoo Kihyun

Birthday: 22nd November 1993

Height: 175cm (5’9″)

Weight: 56 kg (123 lbs)

Alias(es): N/A

Name: Chae Hyungwon

Birthday: 15th January 1994

Height: 181cm (5’11”)

Weight: 60kg (132 lbs)

Alias(es): H.One

Name: Lee Jooheon

Birthday: 6th October 1994

Height: 177cm (5’10”)

Weight: 67kg (147lbs)

Alias(es): N/A

Name: Im Changkyun

Birthday: 26 January 1996

Height: 175cm (5’9″)

Weight: 63kg (139lbs)

Alias(es): I.M, Daniel

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Minhyuk: Hey what time is it?

Changkyun: i don't know let me check

Changkyun: *plays saxophone loudly*

Kihyun: *from another room* WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 IN THE MORNING

Changkyun: it's 2 in the morning.

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Would you ever think about getting a new admin to resurrect this blog skkssksk

We are,,,,, actually considering this but no confirmation yet !

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This yoongi w this shownu 🤪✌

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Happy birthday Hyungwon ･:*:･ﾟ☆

his flawless selcas ♡

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I needed to just let y’all know, I’m mf SLAMMED on that follow button, I just read your prom headcanons and I just wish I had a promposal like that, too bad I missed out on my prom 🤧 anyway, amazing work! I hope you guys have a lovely day

omg tysm!!! we hope u have a lovely day as well!!!

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Other Accounts

Hi everyone! So as much as we love this account, we are not....extremely active and that saddens us. We will be writing stuff eventually, don’t worry, but things have been extremely busy.

But we are alive! Barely, but we sure are here. We are active on all other social media, so if you guys want to know what we’re up to and sometimes want to know we’re alive, here are the accounts that we are active on:

Admin Ponyo

Instagram: @/nsfwxnho

Twitter: @/nsfwxnho

Other Twitter: @/TODOBROKl

Admin H.One

Instagram: @/hyungwrong

Twitter: @/multipleyike 

Tumblr: @carrotwithablog

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A golden moment

Plus:

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Are you all still alive 😔😔

We barely alive 😔😔😔

It's prefinals week and we're panicking, but fear not we'll post something eventually! Sorry for worrying you! 🤪

-Admins Ponyo and H.One

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Minhyuk: 🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

Shownu, crying: what the fuck does that mean????

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Kihyun: *watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Changkyun: *covered in ink* Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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why is he so extra… cute?

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Here we go...

I didn’t want to have to do this but tumblr is where I can reach the widest audience. My dog is in need of a surgery that could stop her pain/discomfort and potentially save her life but I just don’t have the funds to provide it for her. If you need more information on the situation please click the link to read more. Please help me save my dog via donation or just by sharing/reblogging. Thank you so much.

Delilah’s Surgery

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Reaper: I've come to take you

Changkyun: Let me ask Kihyun

Reaper: It's not a choi-

Changkyun: He said no