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An illustration of Haggar I did for Udon Entertainment’s "Street Fighter & Friends 2017 Swimsuit Special" releasing tomorrow! Hope everyone likes meat!

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Quick iPad sketch of Agent "Cooper" from Twin Peaks: The Return. 

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This was illustrated for Hungarian pop group, The Biebers', first self-titled album. Jason Ibarra also greatly helped finishing this, check his stuff here! https://milathemute.tumblr.com/

This image was originally illustrated using a nighttime color palette and was later color corrected to be brighter. Time constraints unfortunately didn't allow for the result I wanted. I hope you enjoy regardless!

Try out some of The Biebers’ music! I really love the track "Livin' In." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxmSJw3tSfA

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The officially licensed shirt I illustrated/designed for Capcom's 2016 Pro Tour is up for sale! https://www.amazon.com/…/prod…/B01M1I56GQ/ref=abs_brd_tag_dp

It was a good learning experience being my first shirt. I'm hoping to make the next even better! Buyer's discretion, I make no profit off any sales!

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I did this illustration! I’ve since edited the colors to make it more presentable.  http://gammonwalker.tumblr.com/post/150804599149

Beautiful

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To commemorate the release of Urien in Street Fighter V, here's an illustration I did of him for Udon's 'Street Fighter: World Warrior Encyclopedia.' This image was illustrated without the use of direct reference for lighting, perspective, or musculature. Due to the amount of time spent, difficulty, and sacrificed quality, I'll rethink doing that again hahaaa... Check it out here! https://www.amazon.com/Street-Fighter-World-Warrior-Encyclopedia/dp/1926778014 (NOTE: the colors in this upload are different than what was published.) ©2015 UDON Entertainment.

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Street Fighter V's newest challenger was unveiled at EVO. Everybody get hype for Orochi Tarzan. http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2015/jul/19/street-fighter-5-gets-its-first-brand-new-fighter-introducing-necalli/

Jokes aside, Necalli looks fun to play. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzrPqNHB1bo

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A friend and I do espresso exchanges, drop some coffee in a box and send it to each other. That’s too easy. I upped the ante by lining the interior of an Amazon box with duct tape and some choice wallpaper. ENJOY.

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Mario Kart 8 is the game you play when you like being told, "no." Everything you do in the game feels like you're 5 and you're asking for your Mom's permission. -Am I allowed to not get chain-stunned by 3 auto-tracking items in a row on the last lap while I'm in first? "No." -Am I allowed to be in first place, get a defensive item, and not have the AI piss on my face with an item removing thundercloud shorty thereafter? "No." -Am I allowed to reliably dodge auto-tracking items without the blessings of a holy man and a handwritten letter from Miyamoto stating that I'm allowed to enjoy myself? "No." -Am I allowed to at least get a fun item in the next box while I attempt to strangle myself with the Wiimote wrist strap? "Maybe."  -Really? "No." Can I grow my beard out to an adult's kart racing game, Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed? YUUUUUUUUUUP. Mario Kart is a Russian Roulette simulator where the bullets are disguised as turtle shells and only your patience dies. Sonic Racing is the game Charlie Sheen is playing in his head when he talks about winning, and you don't have to worry about going cold turkey. When you win in Mario Kart it feels like the teacher at your Special Needs Academy gave you a sticker on the calendar for not spitting up your apple sauce. In Sonic Racing you take that sticker, eat it, pick up your grown ass trophy and ride on down to the pawn shop where you sell it for a couple $20's and a broken pair of Ray-Bans so you can have a good night at the strip club. Mario Kart is fucking banana bread, with nuts in it. Yea I said it. I do not want that shit in my house.

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Did everyone see the new Mad Max: Fury Road trailer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO0jUAzOsV8 Charlize Theron is looking hard as hell. I bet her parents were a rusty battery and a piece of glass. She probably wakes up in the morning and brushes her teeth with a dead man's finger. I bet she puts her make up on by clapping her hands in a crematorium and letting the ash rain down on her face. Her lip gloss is people. 

She's missing an arm! I bet a guy touched her once and she got so mad she made him eat it in one bite. She's so hard, fake arm's got a wrench on it for fixing people's face.

Bitch is so serious; if Charlize played this character in Prometheus, the Engineers would have to change their name to "Leg Warmers," because her foot would've been that far up their ass.

I bet she gives so little of a shit, she puts on eyeliner by dipping her head in motor oil like she was bobbin' for apples. Let's get this girl on an ad.

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This isn't even bias against Anne Hathaway or Kristen Stewart and her stupid (but hot) face. They're fine.

Everything else about this is so banal it makes unflavored yogurt seem like Michelin star dining. The music especially.

Mediocrity is one of the gravest offenses to art. It makes you absorb non-directional sensory garbage. From bad art, you can at least learn to not make the same mistakes. Mediocrity, there is nothing to learn. You are deprived of the human condition. There is no stimulation or inspiration, the mind is stifled. For a moment, it's as if you are dead.

I'm going to have to look at so much Gustav Klimpt to forget this mess.

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ART.

"Portrait of a flower, wearing a portrait."

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Saw VIII: Extreme Inconveniences

How about that feel you get when you step into a shower after a rough day? You had that relaxation on layaway, and it's about to get paid.  Suddenly, an eyelash falls directly into your eyeball. You can't get out of the shower to use a mirror, 'cuz you're too lazy and you'll get the floor wet. You're forced to endure as it floats around in there, and you make faces like Nic Cage from Matchstick Men. An otherwise peaceful moment turns into a PG version of Saw, you trying trying to blindly fish around in your eye with your soapy finger, hoping you find it before you die from irritation. It's a shitty movie, trust me.

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Dear UPS delivery guy,

Please attempt to make your presence known before you leave. Is your knocking hand a whisper? Is it trying to tell me a secret? I can't hear you when you're massaging my door with an oven mitt. I don't need multiple delivery attempts on a package when I'm home, and could have been playing Mario Kart before release date.

For real though, do you street fight or do your knuckles have nipples? Are they that sensitive? Did you get an S-Rank on your espionage mission, Solid Snake? If you're trying to pretend you're a ghost, let's keep it a little bit more Dickens and bring the chains next time, so I can listen for that since your knuckles are made of dinner rolls.

Sincerely, annoyed.

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Chad "Gammon" Walker is an artist who has done all kinds of video game work, from working on actual games to designing box art.

Thanks to everyone for the support!

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If you want to hear some of most nuanced, programmed drums around, peep the song "rem" from Serph. So cool and inspirational. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdQ3el9pf58&feature=youtu.be

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Fulgore combos are so loud, it sounds like a Transformers screenplay being read to you by a jet turbine. I had to turn the sound down in this video so I wouldn't wake Istanbul. I had to turn the sound down so homeland security wouldn't raid my house. A Fulgore combo is what a bulldozer's nursery rhyme sounds like. Everytime Fulgore hits someone, a bomb gets its wings. A Fulgore combo is what it sounds like when a Sentinel snaps into a Slim Jim. If you printed the sounds to this Fulgore combo, it'd be the script to Independence Day. A Fulgore combo sounds like an argument between exploding UFOs. If a Fulgore combo was trying to be food, it'd be a grenade.