garlickedbreadthe12th

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

what about sex at a corporate party headcanons with Tenna? like the reader gets alone with Tenna somewhere while the others celebrate a successful of a risky show, both a little drunk and we pull his wires hehe

from @piirrah

I like that idea and it'll be GN, also beware there's wireplay and overstimulation. @piirrah

Drunk Sex with Tenna x Reader hcs

It was a celebration for the new episode, since it brought the ratings up higher than ever. There was music and laughter coming from the green room.

People were talking, drinking, and just overall having fun in. Then you saw your boss, Tenna. He was getting a drink while you approached him.

You started to talk with him, about the new episode. It drifted off topic, and before you knew it, you were drinking.

You swore you'd only have one or two drinks, or maybe three. He had four drinks already, and you both started laughing over stupid stuff, some cheesy joke he said.

Then you got closer to him, and he started getting handsy. Tenna was holding your waist, and you were caressing his arm. He picked you up, and kissed your cheek sloppily.

It only went more physical, until both of you were stripping each other in the dressing room, since nobody was around.

His platinum gray body was nude, and laying on the floor with an erection. You found a little panel under his stomach, and above his Third Antenna™ and opened it up. The wires were multicolored but you decided to just start rubbing a blue wire.

You rubbed faster, making him clutch a chair nearby for dear life. Tenna let out a shaky moan, "I-i'm gonna.. I'm about to.." he couldn't even finish a sentence, damn.

Because you ignored his warning, the Mount Erectious below you erupted all over your face, and down your neck.

Honestly? You kept rubbing, until you wanted to try something else. To slob on that big machine he had down there. So you closed the little panel, and focused on the alabaster colored elephant in the room.

His member was throbbing, and a bead of precum leaked. It was 11 inches, and your hand could barely wrap around it fully. He was 15 feet tall for Pete's sake.

You forced a couple inches into your mouth. It was warmer than you expected, but not that warm. You bobbed up and down, up and down. He whimpered, moaned and held the chair harder.

"Do you like that? You.. love that.. I know." Tenna grunted, thrusting his hips into your lips. You took it so well. And without warning, it slid down your throat, and his veins twitched.

His body was tired, and you pulled off his dick. It was semi soft, and the veins weren't so visible.

"Maybe we could do this again, who knows?" You slurred your words as you said that.

"Maybe." Tenna choked out, he was overstimulated as hell, and his screen was a bright pink.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

Hey y'all I'm going on hiatus for a week and a half.

Requests are still open, I'll answer them when I get back.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

I have barely seen any smut requests/headcanons on tenna and/or kris please do the lords work and provide food for the needy.. 🥀

Tenna x Kris? I'm not even gonna delete this request, I'm posting it for people to see. If you meant a proship then no, and I won't write smut for a character that is a minor even if it's x reader. Starve.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

Can you do a reader x noelle fic?

Name: Paxton

Species: Cat monster (same species as Catti)

Pronouns: They/them

Appearance:

• 5'79

• Wears casual hoodies and baggy clothes

Carries a backpack full of gum wrappers,

pens, and sketchbooks

Likes: art and musicals

Listens to nerd core and weird al

(Sorry if this is too long you dont have to write if you dont want to this is my first time requesting a fic 😭😭)

this is sick hell yeah

Noelle x cat! reader Headcanons

You two met because of an art project, and she claimed she couldn't even draw a circle.

You taught Noelle the basics of art, and became friends.

And honestly? You fell first for her. You thought about her nonstop, but little did you know, Noelle was reciprocating the feelings too.

When you hung out at your place, trying to introduce her to Hamilton, she told you.

"Paxton, I think.. I like you." You looked at her, and blushed. "I like you too, Noelle. I've liked you for a while now." You confessed.

And the rest was history. Yeah, you could tell her mom was judgy. You never dressed too formally, and it made people sometimes get the wrong impression of you.

Most of the time, you knew to be polite. Don't get on her bad side, or Carol was going to make sure you broke up with her.

Otherwise, you got along with her mom.

When you hang out with Noelle, you usually draw or talk about the musicals you've introduced her to.

Her favorite musical she's seen, was probably Hadestown. She's tried to sketch some of the characters in your sketchbook, trying to impress you.

Noelle introduced you to some of her video games, trying to teach you how to get some of the endings.

One time, you drew her for her birthday, shaded and colored and everything. Let's just say she loved it a lot, and has it hung up on her wall proudly.

And during finals season, she helps you study, and lets you cheat off of her answers during the hard tests.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

Honestly drop some smut requests in I'm bored

I'm surprised I haven't received a smutty request yet, I don't mind them at all. I'd love to see what you people come up with.

And if you want to drop some hornier requests, and you are curious if i will write it or not, just ask me or message me!! I'll write smut hcs, and perhaps oneshots if it catches my eye (tenna wink wink).

I won't write: Watersports(piss kink), scat, ageplay/age regression, necrophilia(or any weird "Philias" at all), noncon/dubcon or any "-cest" smut. So honestly, don't drop in anything disgusting.

I will write vanilla-ish stuff for sure, so remember to mention in your asks what kinks you want!! This will also be on my pinned post lol.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

hi hi! was wondering if you did matchup commissions? its totally fine if not :] have a good day

yeah!! I totally do matchup requests, I'll definitely do one for you. If you do not know how to do a matchup, just state your name(nickname is better though), your age (this is important so I don't match you up with a minor or an adult by accident), personality, interests, likes/dislikes and some other things about yourself.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE MATCHUP I BEGGG!! 💓💓💓💓

HII im ollie im 18 years old (ahh unc status) AND IM A LESBIAN so i like nonmen basically?? IVE NEVER DONE ONE OF THESE SO IDK WHAT TO PUT!! im 5’5 and im plus sized ??????? and i like lifting things to show off my alpha?? IDK !! MY HAIR IS BROWN AND SHORT AND SHAGGY AND I HAVE BABY BANGS AND I DO IT ALL MYSELF!! i have a septum and freckles andd blue eyes and people always tell me that my pupils are enlarged butttt thats kind of irrelevant i just think its goofy bcz its pointed out often!! my style is like autumn colors (oranges pinks and browns) ANDD i thrift or buy second hand for everything!! i love gold jewelry and long skirts and sweaters!! ALSOIM AN ARTIST so my jeans and casual clothes are alll paint stained LFMAOO i love dressing up and doing makeup and i cosplay a lot sooo :3

UMM im pretty extraverted and my humor comes across as deadpan sometimes irl !? but i am soo silly and goofy everything comes accross the same because i stay grinning !! also i draw a lot of cartoons and love character design andd if its relevant at all i have audhd!!!!! i get distracted a bunch and im sensitive to some things but im good at working through things on my own.!??

I LOVE HORROR AND CARTOONS AND STOP MOTION ANDDD GAMESSS and art and i like a lot of things i love a lot of things help?????

i have skibidi toiley humor???

IF U WANT TO KNOW ANYMORE I JUST FOLLOWED U AND MY NAME HAS FART IN IT SOOO:33

unc is 18 years old in the big 25 smh 😢 also should I make a master list and put my rules and links there?

I Match You Up With...

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Catty!!

She loves doing your makeup, and is straight up one of your biggest art fans. She tried doing a painting of herself one time with your art supplies, and it ended up "SOOO BAD" in her opinion. Your cartoonier art pieces are her favorites though. Catty was never really a person who bought second hand clothes, but the first time you took her thrifting, she ended up buying five outfits. She goes for a beachy style in my opinion, which contrasts your autumn look cutely. You watch horror movies together, mostly the cheesy slashers on TV late at night. Video games are not her thing, but she'll still try to cheer you on if you're into fps style games.

Catty is the type of girl to not know what a skibidi toilet is though, and she'd definitely fall for a ligma joke for sure. It'll take a bit to explain brainrot to her, sadly.

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I didn't know any good adult matchups, I was gonna go for someone else, but I realized they're underage 😭

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

Hello, would it be possible to request Lanino and Elnina x shy fem reader? Thank you for your time

a polyamorus ship!! I'm sorry if it ends up really badly, I have not done this before. It may be a bit out of character. (No y/n usage)

The Weather Will Always Stick Together: Elnina x Lanino x Shy! Fem! reader.

You met them on a cold, drizzling, Monday afternoon, trying to get to the store that was a block over. They were walking opposite of you on the narrow sidewalk, and both of the lovebirds were too entranced in eachother to notice you. One second you were trying to go get your groceries, and the next you stumbled on the pavement. They fell the opposite way, hands still intertwined.

You glared up at them. Elnina and Lanino? The Weather Duo from television? You've seen the program, but you never looked at the weather much unless it was important. "Oh.. um.. I'm so sorry.. I didn't see you there, my apologies." You took a step back, preparing to walk away as they got up. "We're so sorry miss, are you hurt?" Elnina asked. "I'm o-okay.. are you two good? It's really my fault, I wasn't paying that much attention then." You said, trying to help them if you messed anything up. "I'm fine, but how are you, my beautiful Elnina, raincloud of my life?" "I'm not hurt, my sundrop. Again, we apologize about this, madam. But could we get your name?" Elnina smiled, and Lanino reached his hand out for a handshake. "Oh, well it's ______, thanks for asking. It's nice to meet you in person. Are you two... Going anywhere special?" You grabbed his hand, and shook it gently.

He did his winning smile and answered your query. "Nowhere special, just heading by our house with my sweetheart." "Wow, I'm really just heading to the store for something. Maybe I'll see you around sometime?" You replied politely, smiling back. "Maybe we will. Is it the one nearby? Us two might need to get some extra food, just in case. We could use some good company too, if you'd like. Let's not get caught out in a raincloud." Elnina welcomed you over, and brushed a stray hair away from your face.

You agreed, and took a step towards them. "I don't see why I couldn't stay around with you two, I don't have a single thing to worry about tonight, if it's fine with Lanino." "I don't see what could go wrong with that, it'll be a date." He fixed his shades, and set off walking towards the corner store. Elnina followed close behind, and so did you after a couple seconds of pondering your quick decision making. Somehow, you ended up on a date with the Weather Duo.

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That should have stayed in the drafts, no joke. 😭😭

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

I'm so happy you're willing to do a Deltarune matchup for me! Thanks for answering my question!! I would be interested in one then :3 I'll get into it now...

Basics : My name is Morgan, I am a 20+ years old transmasc person, so I would like to get matched with either an adult romantically or I guess you could give me a platonic match if you do those...?! But I'd rather get a lover from this AHAH in which case I will say I have a preference for guys/masculine leaning individuals!

I'm about 5,3 ft tall, very very pale with brown wavy/curly hair that reaches my shoulders and also brown eyes; I'm average weight I'd say, and I have permanent eyebags for some fuckass reason lol!

Stylistic wise, I choose to be rather casual most of the time, especially when it's hot outside...but I own quite a few vintage articles so I like showing those off, as I'm into that kind of thing! I also love jewelry, and brown and cream as colors, so I wear those a lot.

Personality wise I'm a chill guy I would say, though I can be rather awkward especially around people I don't know. I don't have the hardest time opening up honestly, I'll just feel super annoying doing it if we're not well acquainted...! And I'll start apologizing even for silly things such as me talking about my fixation or something like that, in fear of being annoying. Speaking of which, I'm extremely afraid of coming off that way...!!

With all of that aside though, when I'm in a close friendship or a relationship, I'll joke around a lot; I'll be a little mean jokingly too! But with a lover I'm extremely caring and I worry a lot, give a lot of reassurance and ask how they're feeling/what they're up to very often...so I feel a bit bad being mean in a relationship, even as a joke! If that accidentally happens I feel REALLY bad, and I think about it often.

This is a bit long already so I'll jump to likes/dislikes!!

Likes & Hobbies : my main hobby and like is drawing, though if I post art and nobody is excited about it, I'll mope for a while LMAO. I like drawing silly, cute things the most, and colorful stuff too! Then I also occasionally like writing, but I'm not super good at it...and playing videogames, but I'm even worse x_x !! I like vintage and Y2K things!! I even worked in a vintage toys shop; my current job involves Legos and evaluating cards...I really like working fun jobs I would say! And lastly I like collecting merch, ahah!

Dislikes : super noisy environments (I can't concentrate and space out easily), hanging with overly serious people (I'd rather date/befriend someone who's more extroverted than me or similar to me), an excessive amount of dirty jokes and just in general people who rely on very immature humor too much.

In a lover I'd like to find someone who makes me laugh a lot and makes me feel like I'm special/important; in a Deltarune lover, ofc!! I'm in a happy relationship irl too :3

In a friend I'd be completely fine to find someone to simply share interests with and who's also quite fun to be around, too.

Thank you so much for your time, I promise I'm done ahah !! If you want to notify me with a tag, my side blog is " 2000sangel " - can't use it directly to write this off anon unfortunately :( Have a good day!!!

ill match you up romantically, but I haven't played chapter 4 yet fyi(in case you wanted someone from that chapter)

I Match You Up With:

Asgore!!

He makes dad jokes all the time, and it cracks you up. His humor isn't immature, and he likes how you check in on him, especially because of the divorce. Asgore is a dude who's also pretty relaxed, and just loves you so much. He likes hearing about your interests while he's working around his flower shop.

Asgore doesn't mind the apologies, but sometimes he just tells you that you don't need to apologize as much as you do. That's really his only pet peeve, but there's nothing else. He has a collection of his flowers, and keeps them safe up in his room, and he does the same for your merch collection and some of your vintage items. The only thing you'd have to worry about in that relationship is if you have to hear yacht rock around the house, honestly.

@2000sangel

Also i'd like to thank @wisteriaiswriting for inspiring me to do matchups!!

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

I saw that you write for series ENA, maybe something with a depressed reader and ENA acts as a source of comfort for them

Tw: depression, severe mess

ena & depressed reader oneshot, also there is use of y/n and it's kind of ooc.

ENA knocked on the door, you didnt answer. You've stayed in your bed for the whole day, and you haven't touched the food. "Can I come in, y/n? You've been stuck in there for a while." Her yellow side asked, knocking once more.

"Don't come in, I'm a mess. I'll clean later..." You groaned. "You said that two days ago, I don't like how this is going." Said ENA's blue face. She twisted open the doorknob, and came inside. The room was messy, there were clothes scattered across the floor in patches, except for a walkway you made. There was a dozen Styrofoam cups on your bedside, as there was a water cooler near your apartment room. You were hanging on by a thread. "Y/n, it's been a while, what's up?" She switched back to her yellow side, and sat by your messy bed. "It's always easier when you're around, ENA. Somehow, you just get me out of bed. I can't get up most days." You pushed yourself up, trying to get on her level. Your arms were weak, and it was hard to push yourself up.

"Y/n. Don't give up. You keep going. Even if that means getting out of bed. I'm getting scared." She hugged you, helped you slide out of your bed. You shook when you touched the ground, the old clothes beneath your feet shifted. ENA let go of you, and picked up a few cups. Some were half full, some were from two weeks ago, and you just looked at them. You picked up one of them, the Styrofoam almost weightless on your hand. You walked towards the trash, half full because you couldn't walk over to it. You saw the cup fall into the black plastic with the other old things. It was progress. Sometimes, you didn't even want to move in your bed, but when ENA helped you around, it was better, you knew she cared about you, she wouldn't judge. You walked slowly to get the last cup, and saw the mold growing. It hurt. "Just pour it out into the sink. Easy." You thought. It didn't feel as painful and heavy to walk to the sink now. You poured it out and carefully dropped it in the bin. It felt good to accomplish it.

You walked back into the room. Your bedside wasn't as dirty anymore. You kept going, and she helped along the way with you. Two hours later, she picked up half of the floor with you. It would've been seen as stupid, almost sad to almost anyone else except her. She was a true friend, there for you all of the time. ENA knew what it felt like. And she helped. She comforted you through the lows and highs. She was always proud of you.

Sorry if she feels super ooc, but I hope this helps if you are going through anything anon.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

pleasepleaseplease can u do headcanons for rouxls kaard x reader with social anxietyy ^w^

totally!! (:D) Tw: panic attacks

Don't Worryeth Darling: Rouxls x Social anxiety! Reader Headcanons

Rouxls doesn't really understands the feeling of anxiety, mainly because of his blind confidence.

But he does know the feeling of humiliation. He knows how it feels to leave a room regretting the fact he ever came in.

Even if he doesn't understand how it feels to be scared of talking to people, he tries to comfort you.

He saw you on the floor one day, balled up and shaking. You had a panic attack, and tried to hide from everyone in a corner.

Rouxls grabbed you, and he just held you for 20 minutes trying to comfort you.

Whenever your anxiety gets bad, he starts sweet talking you, and it makes you feel less anxious.

Sometimes you have to explain how it feels, how you think you'll mess up or make someone mad when you talk to them.

You catch yourself just resting on him as a stress reliever on some days.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

Hi! I would be interested in a deltarune matchup but I'm not sure if you'd be okay with doing one for me, since I'm a guy who would like to get matched with a male/masculine character? It's totally ok if not !! I wanted to ask exactly to know if you'd be down or not really since you said you won't write mlm when it comes to FFs. ^_° Thanks!

im chill with it for matchups, I just don't know how to give any male character x male reader fics justice, and I don't feel like I'm in the right place to do that as a female/feminine leaning person.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

tf2 hurt/angst request : Sniper an reader used to be a couple but broke up. Reader couldn't deal with how much work being in a romantic relationship is. they're burnt out. they tried couple's counselling w Mundy but nothing seemed to work. reader Iz autistic

I might not be the best at angst, but I'll try my best. I didn't know what to do, so they'll be headcanons!

Lost and Alone: Sniper x Reader Breakup

At the start of the breakup you started lying to yourself, how you could have another chance with him, how you could get it together.

You couldn't move on. It felt like a weight was crushing you every time you saw him. And he looked so unbothered. As if you were some passing memory to a man you cared about.

Both of you didn't talk, for a whole month. Then he said hello. You didn't even respond. You couldn't do it. Not even eye contact.

When you tried counseling, the therapist was no help. She said you needed to start talking with him, try expressing your problems more. That didn't work, and neither did the next thing, or the next thing, or anything after that.

The therapist said both of you couldn't stay together. That maybe you two should take a break from each other, for a "little while"

Every night, you blamed yourself, you cried into your pillow, how there was nobody else who could possibly love you.

Nothing could help with the pain, tears always slid down your face when you were alone, they stained your face after a while. The only thing you thought about, was him.

He wasn't taking it well either. He just stayed away from everyone in the base, slowly trying to get better. He didn't even talk about it to anyone.

He stopped talking to Scout, and really only gave one word answers now to almost everyone, even during Medic's checkups.

But slowly, he got better, he started opening up, talking, and after a month and a half, he was over it. It still stung, every time he saw you.

You didn't get better that quickly. You still felt it, late at night, even after you thought you were over it.

You didn't get back together with Sniper, that "break from each other" was permanent, and so was the pain that destroyed your heart.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

I know this more of a niche choice…

But could you write romantic/wooing headcanons for Ramb? (Deltarune)

That old man power strip lives rent free in my heart.♥️

My Shayla 😭😭 it hurt so bad when he turned to stone. We love our niche old men so much.

General Dating Headcanons for Ramb

He sneaks you drinks from the bar, he knows your usual order by heart, alcoholic or non-alcoholic, he makes it right.

He also finds old controllers backstage, and lets you play the games for a bit. "Anything for you, luv" he says.

You know almost everything about him, because of your talks in the dressing room. Y'all have talked in there for hours sometimes, just because.

He fell first, and that's the only thing he won't tell you. He sees you as the most handsome/beautiful person in the world, and could never think any other way 💞

Sometimes, you catch yourself lingering at the green room for longer than you should, and you've almost skipped the times you needed to be on the air for assistance.

He sometimes gives you work advice, and tries to help you with all of the sets. It's hard alone, but it gets a little easier with Ramb by your side.

Every day, he tries to do something wholesome for you, even if it's just a little smile every time he sees you.

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

Well firstly welcome! ^^ currently have no idea of suggestions just wanted to welcome

aww thanks!! Feel free to drop a suggestion anytime

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

Could I ask exactly what matchups are and how you'd apply for one?? I'm not really a regular user of Tumblr so I'm not very well versed in it at all

matchups are a thing, where you ask what character you'd be most compatible with for a certain fandom. You'd list your name/nickname, things about yourself like interests, personality, preferences etc. at the top of request, mention the fandom you want, and how many characters you'd like a matchup with(I do two at max, depends on the blog) I got the idea from @wisteriaiswriting but it might come from somewhere else entirely. Thanks for asking!!

[garlickedbreadthe12th]

this fucking guy :////