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*leans against bar* "so there's no Mr. Sogyny?"
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"No, please, call me miscarriage. Mrs. Carriage would've been my mother."
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FUCKING HOW???
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING A LIL DICKY ALBUM ON VINYL
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tom tom can probably drink now btw
avatar: the last airbender premiered 20 years ago!!
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Me reading another person's writing: Oh they missed a period there, no worries mistakes happen :) Three adjectives in a sentence? Adverbs for days? No worries I love descriptions and this story is fire.
Me seeing the same thing in my work: Wow am I illiterate? Am I actually ok? Who the actual fuck told me I can write so I can go and curse their entire family for the time it took for me to carefully craft this GARBAGE.
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NEVER GIVE UP
Save our little girl
Due to water and air pollution, my little daughter, Misk, has been exposed to meningitis. We went to the hospital today, and unfortunately there is no medicine, which exposes my daughter to extreme danger.
My Compaign link
https://gofund.me/1400c60c
Please help us by donate and reblog
i personally can’t donate, but i’ll reblog this so it hopefully reaches enough people ❤️🍉🇵🇸
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Hello everyone
I am Nour from Gaza
.I need your help if you can
Please donate to save my life and the lives of my children
I'm asking for a small donation of $25 from each person. $35 will save my children from death and help me cover expenses and rebuild.
Through the link (please see my CV) https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-help-nour-and-his-family-escape-the-war-in-gaza
My account has been verified by @90-ghost
reblog, share and donate as much as you can ❤️🍉🇵🇸
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*puffs on candy cigarette* You come to me on the day of my 8th birthday...
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shins
had a dream where "Shin Godzilla" was a 5 hour doccumentary on the process of constructing Godzilla's literal shins, with a 30 minute timeframe that was just a photo of his shins and everyone loved it so much it won best picture and martin scorsese retired in respect for i
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tumblr i have never once showed any interest in house md to you please stop
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just played a game of telephone and told them they got the wrong number
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just played a game of telephone and told them they got the wrong number
*bad to the bone riff*
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just played a game of telephone and told them they got the wrong number, does anyone know a confessional nearby?
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living in june during her terrible twos, call that a brat summer
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im bored, might fuck around and sucsessfully reconcile quantam physics with general relativity later
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i be doing print("Hello World!") and thinking im better than this mf
#coding#software engineering#programming#programmer humor#python#greek mythology#greek myths#hephaestus
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"Ohhhh, what have you done? I'm a pink pony girl!"
#chappell roan#pink pony club#pink pony girl#mlp#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#puns
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