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omg THANk you, this is so helpful

i have playlists to make

for no reason at all i have decided to catalogue all of tim drake's canonical music preferences. so far i have depeche mode, enya, the clash, green day, dead kennedys, and oasis.

i search on.

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thought this was funny for a sticker

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for no reason at all i have decided to catalogue all of tim drake's canonical music preferences. so far i have depeche mode, enya, the clash, green day, dead kennedys, and oasis.

i search on.

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so true. well, i'm gonna go back to not paying attention to canon

can dc do something with tim other than beat the shit out of him and put him on pride covers

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actually, checking back in on this, i straight up stopped paying attention. has anything happened at all

can dc do something with tim other than beat the shit out of him and put him on pride covers

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not for any moral reasons, i just think the dynamics' funnier that way

i'm fine with the batfamily having a no kill rule as a whole as long as it's taken with the same level of seriousness as a no dessert without veggies first rule or a swear jar

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i'm fine with the batfamily having a no kill rule as a whole as long as it's taken with the same level of seriousness as a no dessert without veggies first rule or a swear jar

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just heard nate mann’s voice for the first time and i have to say, i approve. the look completes it but that is the most batman sounding voice i have ever heard. dc go ahead give us our batman. batmann if u will.

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my only contribution to the nightwing casting debate will be that i think if we give louis partridge five to ten years and one hell of a trainer, we could get there, but right now no one is pretty enough or a good enough actor to pull it off which is kind of a hilarious problem to have because dc somehow successfully made a character so perfect that he simply cannot exist

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five mins into Superman (2025)

Supes: “Golly.”

Me:

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Read a fucking comic man

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She showed up at the last minute still drunk to pick up her dog after a week of partying off planet, called Superman a bitch, and left. I love her already.

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This Superman is such a sweetie. He’s kind to the robots. He makes his girlfriend breakfast for dinner. He pretends he doesn’t care what social media thinks of him but gets genuinely upset over juvenile name calling. He tortured a despot with a cactus but the spines “weren’t that big.” He tries to capture the giant monster alive. He loves people and does his best to help them and he’s not an idiot he knows people are complicated, but he’s genuinely heartbroken when they turn on him. The idea of him having a harem is utterly ridiculous. He loses it over a pain-in-the-ass dog. He makes fun of the despot for pissing his pants. He wept at seeing an innocent man murdered. His open devastation over Mali’s murder is part of what brings Metamorpho to take the risk of helping him. He saves that weird baby. He saves a squirrel. He not only would not fuck his clone, he killed him. He makes that shithead Lex cry. His flirting with Lois is so swagless and unsubtle that her boss immediately clocks that they’re together. He loves his parents. He’s good all the way down, not because he was born that way but because he chooses to be.

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excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most notorious heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers

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I'm a normal amount of excited for the new Superman movie :3

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