helloidontexistwithoutmemes

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Some little kids asked me what it's like to be grown up. So I said,

"Being grown up is being excited to get the day done and go to bed the moment your alarm goes off."

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Fictional character: *breathes*

Me:

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OH MY WORD

I befriended two waay older girls in school by finishing their beetlejuice references and now they give me bread and high fives in the hall despite the fact that I'm two years younger and now all the teens in my year are hella impressed with me I FEEL LIKE A GOD

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Pffffhahahaha you mean the patron goddess of the entire Gen Z

i think i’ve finally found my patron goddess yall

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Same

It's really messed up that I'm not an anime protagonist. Like I could have had a cool quirk or slay demons. I could have been a bounty hunter or pilot a freakin mech or know how to play an actual sport but no I wake up, go to school, go home and repeat. I feel like I've been scammed

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Fictional characters with messy dark hair are ruining my life.

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Nobody:

College students:

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I can picture this happening in my head

Peter Parker, singing quietly: We're the crystal gems, we'll always find a way...

Loki, interrupting: WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE.

Shuri: CAN'T WAKE UP.

Loki: WAKE ME UP-

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Me: *doing good in school*

Anime:

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Me with my academics: Studies, does my best, goes the extra mile, Plus Ultra 3000, strives for good grades

Me with my mental and physical health:

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Me, enrolling into highschool in a new country after homeschooling my whole life: I hope you can accomodate me since I'm not used to school or your accents and I'd like to do well-

Teacher: You aren't one of those perfectionist students, are you?

Me, desperately trying to get into the school:

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That moment when you're the only student in the entire school that does the homework and pays attention and then one of the students starts giving stupid answers to questions you know and you begin correcting