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*Barty sleeping in the back of the car*

James [concerned, looking at him in the rear view mirror]: Why does Barty twitch so much in his sleep?

Evan [without missing a beat from next to Barty in the back]: Because there’s no rest for the wicked

Regulus [in the passenger seat without looking up from his book]: Real

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peter about barty

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Regulus: I’ve only said ‘i love you’ to three people. Sirius, Panda, and James when he got knocked off his broom by a bludger during a quidditch match and i thought he was going to die from a head injury.

Regulus: And I regret one of them

Remus: Which one?

Regulus: James. He not only heard me, but he was perfectly fine by dinner time on the same day, so i just looked like an idiot

Remus: You’ve been dating for years?

Regulus: Still.

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“you’re not a bad person, you’re a very good person who bad things have happened to”

Euphemia Potter to Sirius Black

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*james, remus, sirius and regulus are driving together. sirius and regulus are in the back*

Regulus: if you don’t shut the fuck up right now Sirius i’m throwing myself out of this car

*click*

Regulus [to james, driving]: did you just turn child lock on?

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todd: this is already shaping up to be a horrible year

neil: it’s february

todd: *nodding grimly* exactly

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james can protect himself and regulus knows this

james won’t hesitate to hex anyone who shows him disrespect and he won’t hesitate to stand up for others either

regulus knows this

however, regulus is there to protect james in the ways he can’t protect himself:

when people start taking advantage of james’ giving nature, or asking too much of him; when regulus can see that james is stretching himself thin- that’s when he gets involved

i pity anyone who tries to use james potter without actually caring about him

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imagine if james was red-green colourblind. i just KNOW he wore regulus’ uniform TOO MANY TIMES to breakfast

and regulus would just watch him pick up the wrong tie for example, the possessive bitch

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james is the kind of person to be so unintentionally smooth and flirty with anyone and everyone UNTIL regulus walks by (or anyone he actually has a crush on) and then suddenly he doesn’t remember how to talk and manages to choke on air or fall off his chair and some stupid shit

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Rip Steven Meeks you would have loved May the 4th be with you jokes

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peter: why are sirius and james sitting with their backs to each other?

remus: they had a fight.

peter: then why are they holding hands?

remus: they get sad when they fight.

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James: So that’s my plan.

Regulus: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

James: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Regulus: It fucking sucks.

James: That’s not constructive criticism.

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this MIGHT be me and my friend group

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fundamental differences between wolfstar and jegulus/starchaser:

sirius goes on his tiptoes to kiss remus

regulus grabs james’ collar and pulls him down to his level to kiss him