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Werewolf partner freaks out bc they think you've got mange

Do you think werewolves expect human partners to have bush (cus I just imagine female werewolves are hairy asf like the male ones)

So when they see waxed pussy for the first time they're like "? Babe why's Ur pussy bald??"

Or do you think they expect humans to be hairless and then get really excited when they find out their partner is hairy asf down there just like them?

imagine the jump scare of a werewolf seeing bald pussy for the first time. they have fully never considered this as an option before. where is your hair? Are you cursed or sick? Scary.

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the 42C heat is making me want to skin myself alive but atleast soap is enjoying himself

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MODERN WARFARE II (2022)

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dragon bf that takes you to his cave, picks you up, then lays you on his pile of gold and jewels and says you’re his greatest treasure

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Gaz is in the 141. Not könig or keegan. Its gaz. Price, ghost, soap and Gaz. Pleaseeee understand this bc i swear im going insane listening to people talk about konig in the 141.

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okay so i've read innumerable sins and their tender absolution so many times it's not even funny (it's like consumed life) but anytime i read the end of ch 16 when ghost is escorting reader back and she's rambling about scenting a body pillow or just leaving her shirts in bed so soap doesnt wake up any time she leaves

and i cant stop picturing ghost just giving like a soft smile and being like yeah i really like this one and idk bestie but the end of ch 16 just makes me feel all warm and gooey on the inside

Sorry I sat on this ♡♡♡ thank you so much love. I feel so awkward sometimes struggling to write Ghost as somewhere between canon and moderately OOC, and that's exactly what I pictured at the end, too. I could see him ordering the biggest, fluffiest body pillow in the world and sending it to reader's door while acting like nothing happened. But she'd know

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Don’t know why I love to see him in these weird angles. Plus this outfit is my fave on him in COD

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From the ask game that you reblogged : which cryptyd being do you believe in?

Personally I’m a big believer in moth man and big foot (idk of Bigfoot counts as a cryptoid but I think he’s real)

I'm 100% convinced they're all real. Mothman and Bigfoot obviously, but also Nessie and the Jersey Devil. I think it's so cool to share our planet with something so magical and elusive ♡♡

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I wanna lick his scar 🥵🥵

Sergeant MacTavish

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here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

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had to share bc this took me out 😭

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If you migrate from Wattpad to Ao3....

I'm fucking begging you to actually tag your works properly AND DO NOT CENSOR WHAT YOU WRITE OR TAG !!! Terms like "unalive" "sewer slide" and other censored terms are NOT welcome here, and you wont be punished by the algorithm for talking about death and blood and stuff BECAUSE THERES IS NO ALGORITHM ! Also making place holders IS NOT ALLOWED BY AO3 TOS. It just clogs up the archive for nothing, if you do this, thats a sure way to get your stuff reported. Please learn how Ao3 works, its nothing like Wattpad.

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Ur kidding

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Ghost's just the type of dad that always has a kid hanging onto him. The sort of adult that other adults are spooked by, but kids just walk right up to. He never crouches down to their level just stares down at them until they inevitably ask "why're you so big" and he grunts out a "ate all my vegetables" which always makes the kid stick their tongue out and grimace. Then they'll stand next to him and info dump about whatever they're doing while Ghost watches his own kid fall off the monkey bars.

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Chapter 16 now out♡♡

For new readers: ISatTA is a fem!reader x Monster!CoD harem fic inspired by the wonderful @bluegiragi 's monster au. This story features continuous religious undertones without being overwhelming.

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Updated this video for this new blog, so you might remember it 😉 but now it has more grouchy Ghost because I purposely went around seeing if there were more moments where I could annoy him (but don't worry, he gives Johnny a piece of his mind at the end 🤣🤣🤣)