hootybal-lecter
hootybal-lecter
25 year old artist/ shitposter
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This wasn't suppose to be a Hannibal blog but shit happens
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hootybal-lecter · 17 hours ago
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Sigh... Okay summer... I guess I'll just sit here and be warm and damp....
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hootybal-lecter · 2 days ago
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idk but "I didn't catch your name." "I didn't throw it" might be the best exchange in any media ever.
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hootybal-lecter · 8 days ago
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Shoutout to queers with curly mullets
you keep doing what you're doing!
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hootybal-lecter · 8 days ago
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I'm gonna tan a little while I read
*gets a patchy uneven sunburn*
Ah, the Fool's Tan.
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hootybal-lecter · 8 days ago
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Still get annoyed whenever someone makes the "whoever discovered milk was wild" joke
HUMANS MAKE MILK
THEY ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT MILK
NO ONE JUST SAW A COW AND THOUGHT "Hmm, I'm sure there's a tasty beverage in there." THEY KNEW
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hootybal-lecter · 10 days ago
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idk if this is a hot take but I don't think kids need to learn how to write in cursive, BUT they should be taught how to read cursive.
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hootybal-lecter · 10 days ago
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I made pride chocolates and I'm selling them on stickers/ pins/ shirts and more on my Redbubble
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hootybal-lecter · 11 days ago
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I made pride jawbreakers and I'm selling them on stickers/ pins/ shirts and more on my Redbubble
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hootybal-lecter · 13 days ago
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I feel like this actor who played Mr. Herkabe in Malcolm in the Middle would make a great Dr. Chilton.
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hootybal-lecter · 13 days ago
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*Me reading a Thomas Harris novel*: Oh man he wants to fuck Hannibal so bad
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hootybal-lecter · 14 days ago
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I made pride jellybeans and I'm selling them on stickers/ pins/ shirts and more on my Redbubble
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hootybal-lecter · 16 days ago
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Gummy Bears with pride flags. Available on stickers/ pins/ t-shirts and more on my Redbubble
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hootybal-lecter · 16 days ago
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Heart-shaped lollipop with pride flags. Available on stickers/ pins/ t-shirts and more on my Redbubble
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hootybal-lecter · 16 days ago
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upon reassessment they're dating
Jesse Pinkman and Rodrick Heffley would be friends
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hootybal-lecter · 16 days ago
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YES THAT'S WHY
How much do I overthink?
One time when I was a young teen I was experimenting with ways to make fake blood using red food coloring. I had a little on my finger and my white dog walked by and for some reason I thought it would be funny to swipe a little bit of food coloring on her head. I then panicked because I realized that to everyone else it would look like the dog was bleeding, and I didn't want to freak anyone out. So what did I do? I take the other food colorings and paint a rainbow on her head of course. Because obviously it's not blood if there are other colors there too!
TLDR: I painted a rainbow on my dog's head so the red food coloring wouldn't look like blood.
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hootybal-lecter · 17 days ago
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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
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hootybal-lecter · 18 days ago
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I made pride candy corn!
available on pins/ stickers/ t-shirts and more on my Redbubble
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