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Sokka: Do you ever sleep with wet hair and then your hair looks like a square for the next 2-3 business days

Suki: do you ever think before you talk

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This is the exact kind of thing I would put on tumblr at age 13

The way the comments are just FLOODING with people simping over Jason all of a sudden and complimenting him like YES that's what we jason truthers have been going on about for YEARS but apparently we were lame for liking him 😀 thank you to the op who posted this pin

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Bitches be like “I’m fighting demons” Homegirl, I am watching the dishes from my depression room. The microbes and mold living in these Tupperwares were my ROOMMATES. I had to flush them down the sink. There was a bowl full of phlegm and mucus that I spat up while I was sick MONTHS AGO. There is an ancient strand of disease in this goddamn bowl.

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happy birthday to Frank Zhang.

That’s it, that’s the post

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Will you do a sims reveal?? You have Big Simmer Energy

I actually have never played the sims before. Ever.

What gave you the impression that I play sims…

**maybe because my profile picture is Vladdy Daddy.**

No, my sims will not be revealed on here, but there is an instagram account with regular updates for those interested 😃😃😃

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I am surprised that Big Wedding hasn’t done more to vouch for making polygamous marriage legal. It WILL sell more weddings, and make the wedding industry bigger, thus giving Big Wedding more money/clients.

In a society where everything is monetized, idk why they aren’t trying to capitalize on polygamy.

“Oh you want to add an extra person to your marriage. That will be an extra $100.”

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Things I’ve texted my roommates as things Zuko would have said while sick (you know, after he did one nice thing) when they were in Ba Sing Se…

also I kind of extrapolated from that moment because for some reason I hc Zuko to get sick quite a bit (many moons at sea can change a man)… so this is all things Zuko would say, but in the context where he is sick and just being his dramatic gay self about it 🙃👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Side note: we were all sick at some point in the last 3 months and we are all pretty dramatic so it’s perfect for Zuko

My body is fighting a battle that cannot be won

I woke up at 4 am drenched in sweat and then I watched call the midwife

Every 5 minutes I cough up a lung

I am withering away from illness

I am bundled in a blanket while Katara spoon feeds me soup, Suki combs my hair. And Sokka wears a stupid jester costume and provides me with entertainment. (Sokka and Zuko are lovers in this situation I can’t help it)

The phlegm in my esophagus won’t leave me alone…

Just coughed up the phlegm it looks like vaginal discharge (just kidding Zuko would not know what vaginal discharge would look like because GAY)

I only might be sick My tummy hurts. My body is fighting a battle that cannot be won

I’m on the toilet rn

Turns out I’m not sick and I was just thirsty???

Bonus: Uncle Iroh checking in:

How is the devastating sickness treating you this horrible evening?

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I admire your dedication to only posting your own things and not once reblogging others?? At this point they will think you are a bot

Let them think what they want to think.

The bot parasites in my brain: Surely a boy bot would not come up with something like this. *evil plotting noises*

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Sokka: WHAT DID HE DO

Suki: he was a little bitch

Suki: and also kind of controlling

Sokka: BOOO women should be controlling men

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Once again devastated that the Romans didn’t even look for Jason (in my head, one of them did and she was me and then we kissed the end).

Okay good night

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Every time I see a post on my dash where people are defending Jason Grace from all the unnecessary hate he gets… INSTANT FOLLOW I need more content like that in my life.

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The atla comics were so well done and I love them with my whole entire heart BUT I just want to talk about imbalance… and why did they leave us hanging ?!??!???

(I’m going to honest, I am not following new comic release updates and I read this in 2021 and then again like a month ago.. so I may be forgetting stuff. but you win some you lose some)

like okay you send Yaling and What’s-Their-Moms-Name to prison BUT WHERE THE HELL DOES RU GO??? she’s my little baby and even though her entire family is sent to prison for crimes against humanity she deserves the world 🥺🥺

Like Homegirl stood up to her tyrannical mother (which didn’t work and then her mom started earthbending her into the ground … what ever 🙄) but the point is she TRIED and she deserved so much more but the people creating this thing are just leaving us with no idea what happens to her next????????? I’m sorry that’s my child

Is she put into the adoption system???? Does she join the kyoshi warriors (tbh, that’s how it is in my own headcannons)??? WHAT HAPPENS TO RU ?!!

I also have no one to talk to about this (all of my friends are uninterested in atla, or the comics) and my old roommate’s boyfriend who was interested in the series refused to read an online version of the comic that I pirated 😢 so PLEASE I BEG YOU to flood my inbox with theories I NEED someone to discuss this with and I SO could go on and on for ages about Ru and what I think happens to her next

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Sokka: Suki is pregnant again what should we name the baby

Toph: Little Shit

Sokka: that has offensive words, they won’t let us

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Whenever I hear the word hormone, I think of “whore moan” and then I think of Frank Reynolds saying “whore” and that is why I can’t take my biology homework seriously anymore send tweet.

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Sokka: I think I am going to write a musical

Sokka (to himself): Nooo don’t turn into Lin Manuel Miranda you’re too sexy

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I ALWAYS think about this and it may be a bit of a tangent rant-y moment… but fuck it we ball 🤷‍♀️

I am always thinking what if the quest of seven never happened.. but instead Rick wrote a new series (instead of hoo in this au) about camp Jupiter and whatever the romans were getting up to???? Would Jason still be getting the same hate?

LIKE OBVIOUSLY people would still be comparing him to Percy (unless this series came out before pjo for some reason) … but what is the reason for doing so?

Even in the canon books where they are interacting and all, why does everyone feel the need to compare two characters and then hate one because they are a “knock off” of the other one…

I just dont get why Jason gets a lot of hate for being different than Percy??? Like he’s a different character isn’t that the point?

People are out here saying they don’t like him because he’s just like a boring version of Percy… or i don’t like how he was portrayed in the books because it’s different from Percy.

LIKE THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE?

Of course they are going to be different !!!!

Like obviously there are parallels between them — being “leaders” of their camps. But it was all done on purpose to explain specifically why Hera/Juno needed them for the quest-their respective camps would trust their judgement when introducing the other camp.

THEY ALSO HAVE DIFFERENT VIEWS ABOUT LEADERSHIP and different ideas of what it means to them / how they want to take on their role.

But when people say *Jason’s powers are weak compared to Percy’s* and *jason’s not as goofy as percy* …. Have you ever considered it was meant to be that way???

don’t even get me started on Jason’s “lack of personality” HE RAISED HIMSELF WHERE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO GET ONE?

👏RICK👏MEANT👏FOR👏IT👏TO👏BE👏THIS👏WAY👏 he did NOT mean for my boy to get this unnecessary hate.

Jason and Percy are different characters and Jason absolutely DOES NOT deserve to be hated because he’s “too different” from another guy. I have SO MANY thoughts about this.

I will always be Jason Grace’s number one fan. Anyways, Good night NYC

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Things I’ve texted my roommates as things Sokka has said / will say.

My roommate told me to do this 😃😃😃

I am a firm believer that Zuko is gay But he is a denier of this theory.. maybe he gets it from his dad

GO LOOK AT THE MOON

😫 I’m just a girl 🍆 I’m just a girl in da world

The Avatar said “Katara let Sokka follow him home” He whispered it in my ear

[to Katara] Jet fully didn’t see me and tried to push a girl into the train tracks

Update: the Avatar is alive and in an iceberg

On my way! never mind going on a side quest

I need frolic and shout at the moon. Just gotta make a playlist. Going to urinate in a park also I think

How does a vegetarian order a beef burger WITHOUT REALIZING ???

If you could pick a song to die to, why would it be time warp?