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lovelesslittleloser · 11 months
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Tbh this has been on my mind for MONTHS
Human codes… but they’re not actually codes??
A small group of humans is discovered by some curious aliens. Both sides can assume that the other is sentient. The aliens are trying to translate the humans’ language to their own, and the humans are trying to learn the aliens’ language. But since humans are tricky, they’ve decided that they don’t want the aliens to know their language, so they can have secret conversations.
So they go a little crazy. With written words, they randomly use lowercase and capital letters, even using numbers and symbols, and use a lot of slang, occasionally using words incorrectly on purpose. They’ll jumble the words a bit so that only human brains can guess their meaning (that thing where if you use all the letters and put the proper letters at the beginning and end it’ll be comprehensible), and even use additional or unofficial languages (commonly known words like ‘hola’, ‘si’, ‘oui’, etc, and piglatin, in which you typically take the first letter or syllable of a word, place it at the end, and add ‘ay’ to the end).
As for spoken words, they will do a bit of the above, mashing languages and slang, perhaps mispronouncing a few things, and quoting memes, vines, movies, and even singing parts of songs to throw off the aliens. Perhaps they will say something with a somber meaning in a joyful way to throw off the meaning, or even just naturally (‘I wanna die!’ ‘Mood’), or vice versa.
Additionally, there would have to be a TON of body language. Maybe even sign language, should they know any. Gestures and expressions, eyebrow wiggles and poorly-hidden grins. Ah, the beauties of communication.
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icedteainthatbag · 7 months
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bizarre but somehow relatable out-of-context photos of fox mulder
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sadiewayne · 1 month
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a batfam headcanon that has no basis in canon but i would rather drink gotham harbour water before i stop believing is that all of dicks siblings fight over who gets to dog-sit haley every time dick goes out of town on a titans mission. the catch is they don't want him knowing that they just really want to spend time with him
jason claims he needs to get away from bruce's eyes but really he likes the chill time he can spend reading. haley curls up on his stomach when he's lying on the sofa and he feels very at peace. when dick comes back he cooks a big dinner and they just sit together and watch movies, jason often talling dick all about his latest book
tim wants to take bernard away for a weekend and have some fun, and that blüdhaven is close enough that he can run back and do robin duties. they have fun piecing together who owns what in the city and they end up assisting dick with some of his cases
bruce takes damian who takes titus and they have a doggy playdate. bruce sees it as an opportunity to spend time with his son and damian would never admit it, but he enjoys the down time with his father. they normally stay a day or two after dick gets back and the three of them do normal family things
cass goes with steph and, along with babs, they have a girls trip, which normally includes them taking down multiple organised crime families, a night of cluedo where they all get incredibly competitive, and giving haley a proper bath for once. dick joins in with the games but that doesn't last long before they're watching whatever trashy dating show is currently on and shouting at the screen whenever a bad decision is made
duke doesn't go for it. not because he doesn't want to, but he's the one who walks haley on the days dick is passed out from his night shift. this came about bc he just asked dick if he wanted help with her. dick often joins him if he is awake
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slaymynamebitch · 2 months
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Ally’s shoulders have been carrying this season
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DC x DP Prompt
In the Danny Phantom Universe, the DCU is an MMORPG referred to as the DCGU and Miraculous Ladybug is a drama series for kids.
In the DCU, Miraculous Ladybug and Danny Phantom are beloved animated TV series.
In the MLBU, The DCU are comics, Danny Phantom is a console game, etc...
Basically what I'm trying to say is that all of these universes exist in the same universal bubble but can/do not directly interact with each other. But they are aware of each other on some level thus the games and TV shows.
But imagine if someone (or everyone) did something a bit ( really fucking) stupid and all of these universes combine into one.
I'm imaging that things would get chaotic very quickly.
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annabelle--cane · 2 months
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podcast characters who canonically enjoy spreadsheets
elias bouchard
rudyard funn
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karalynlovescake · 1 year
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Best Dreamling Tropes
the other lists I saw for this on discord were just fic tropes that got used in dreamling fics. This list is ones that are SPECIFIC to dreamling and that most of us made up out of whole cloth and agreed upon.
1.) Fishbowl rescue - very important (The tag Hob Gadling Saves Dream of the Endless from Roderick Burgess has its own tag, as it should.)
2.) Let’s rewrite Season 1! (always a classic)
3.) In fact, let’s rewrite the whole fucking arc, solving problems as we go.
4.) Dream sex, either accidental or on purpose. (Who needs prep for dream sex? No one, that's who.)
5.) Hob owns the New Inn and lives in a flat above it
6.) New Inn as a temple to Dream (personal fav)
7.) Dream can just dissolve everyone’s clothes into sand when it’s time for that E rating.
8.) Hob has pets and Dream can talk to them.
9.) Gender is fake, ie The fandom said it’s my turn to have a vulva
10.) Meowrpheus
11.) Desire, stop Interfering in our relationship. (”Stop doing what? I was minding my own business, asshole.”)
12.) Hope of the Endless - he's all ours baby, Neil hands off!
13.) Make Dream Watch Movies (frontrunners are Mary Poppins, Princess Bride and Goncharov.)
14.) Dream’s been making romantic interludes in Hob’s dreams but unfortunately Hob doesn’t remember his dreams. (Morpheus may or may not be aware of this.)
15.) When Dream gets laid it’s EVERYONE’S problem (based in canon, to be fair, but we like this one a lot.)
16.) NGCU (Neil Gaiman Cinematic Universe, ie, Aziraphale and Crowley show up)
17.) Hob coped with the last part of the 20th century by fucking a lot of goth twinks
18.) When dream stormed out of the White Horse in 1989 he left behind his hat, gloves and cloak. Hob took them home and may or may not have used them in his, ahem, personal activities.
19.) When they fight, Hob either refuses to sleep or Morpheus refuses to let him dream. (Or sends him nightmares, but I think that one is less common.)
20.) Flower language and symbolism
21.) “You know I can see daydreams as well, my friend.”
22.) "I hate it when you get big." (Lying)
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shaniacsboogara · 27 days
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new boop ideas:
mini boop - just a really small boop
double boop - TWO BOOPS AT ONCE
fire boop - IT'S A BOOP BUT ON FIRE
rocket boop - BOOP THAT FLIES AROUND THE SCREEN LIKE A ROCKET
lightning boop - IT'S FAST AND ALSO HAS LITTLE SHOCKS
ghost boop - GHOST BOOP
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I want s3 for many reasons, one of them being that I want to see more little interactions between members of the crew who don’t really interact onscreen.
Wee John knitting Olu a new beanie. Roach making citrusy desserts for the Swede to stave off the scurvy. Pete whittling a little wooden goat for Fang. Frenchie teaching Archie how to sew. There’s so many possibilities here
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brightnote · 9 months
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Maria Hill & Nick Fury’s text messages post blip up to the start of Secret Invasion
Maria Hill: Emergency could use you 
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Maria Hill: Uhm London is under attack? People are saying we are in London? Do you know anything about this?
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Maria Hill: ugh the Falcon and Winter Solider just randomly released a Nazi from prison so that’s happening I guess.
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Maria Hill:  also uhm Wanda Maximoff trapped a whole town in an energy force and made herself and the town live in never ending cycle of a broadcast television series.... it is kind of becoming a thing... 
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Maria Hill: Rip in the time space continuum.. ? Are you getting that up there? Seems like a big deal…
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Maria Hill: So.. the multiverse is spilling into our universe are you worried about this or…? 
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Maria Hill: Talos says sup from Moscow
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Fury: Come pick me up
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Dp x MCU prompt:
Just had a random Danny Phantom X MCU thought, not sure if anyone has done it yet.
Pariah Dark is the Ghost of Thanos, the Mad Titan.
In his dimension, he does the second snap and wipes everything away. Unfortunately for him, the stress on his body kills him this time. Thanos wakes up in the Infinite Realms and sees a whole new reality to conquer, but the strongest of beings there all band together to take him on.
They are about to End him permanently when Clockwork/a powerful seer/a time traveller stops them. They can see all of time, and know that the only futures in which reality isn't wiped out completely has Thanos entombed in a sarcophagus, where he will slumber until a champion comes forth to defeat him and bring peace and harmony between the Living and the Other of the multiverse.
Thanos is stripped of his identity as penance to those lost in his rage. He is labelled a Pariah, and all those who aid him are to be cast aside as such. Thus, his new title is bestowed: Pariah Dark, Herald of the Dark Days of the Infinite Realms. The watching of the timeline is left to the ghosts of the Watchers, those who reside over each reality, who become Observants upon death. They manage to chain and enslave Time itself, bending it to their bidding until the time of The Champion, where it is to mentor the child ghost so that he may Rise and best Pariah Dark in one on one combat.
Unfortunately, as the saying goes, 'power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.' The Observants grow used to their power and don't want to give it up. They know that Phantom is the prophesied Champion, and with him comes the end of their reign.
Could throw in some random MCU characters here somewhere. Maybe some villains brought across to stop Danny? Or heroes sent by Clockwork to aid him. I don't know, I haven't thought any further than this.
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conarcoin · 8 months
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collection of Good smplive screenshots
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stygi0medusa · 28 days
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for the ask game, 18, 42, and 56
:D
I promise I’ll answer the other questions but this was to good to not doodle immediately.
42. the TED TALK. Zee would be way to eager to talk about The list they’ve made :
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“ things that would kill am’s human vessel”
This list includes but isn’t limited to a number of Seasoned foods
A Baja Blast
Discovering A03
and The common cold.
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sonic-zombie · 2 years
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Bi men who love their wives compilation
Gomez Addams
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Victor Van Dort
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Lazlo Cravensworth (canon)
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Bob Belcher (almost canon)
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James Teamrocket
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iphigeniarising · 2 months
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List of LGBT+ books that aren't romance (romance may be incidental but not the main focus)
Nightrunner (series) - Lynn Flewelling The Bayou - Arden Powell All For the Game (trilogy) - Nora Sakavic Boy Underground - Catherine Ryan Hyde On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous - Ocean Vuong This is How it Always is - Laurie Frankel Obsidian Island - Arden Powell The Radiant Emperor (Duology) - Shelley Parker Chan The Color Purple - Alice Walker The Vampire Chronicles (series) - Anne Rice What Lies in the Woods - Kate Alice Marshall The Edge - Lucy Goacher Unbury the Bones - Coyote JM Edwards Nimona - ND Stevenson The Haunting of Hill House - Shirley Jackson The Luminous Dead - Caitlin Starling
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leverage-ot3 · 2 years
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jobs I know in my heart the leverage team has done:
shut down a puppy mill
conned big oil companies polluting the ocean
smugglers of exotic animals
more corrupt cop cases
gotten poachers arrested (and subsequently set up a sanctuary)
taken down a ring of unethical circuses and relocating the animals
stopped logging companies threatening the amazon rainforest
fucking over jeff bezos
exposing corrupt/incompetent foster parents in the foster system
helping international teams with getting foreign artifacts back to their native countries
helping underpaid teachers in a school system
fucking over the westborough baptist church 
something to do with animal testing
stopping government officials people in positions of power funding neonazi groups
conning elon musk
the comicon job
exposing more government secrets and serving retribution (as a treat)
NFTs
helping queer kids in a discriminatory school system 
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