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Michelin Star Meat With a Binder
Michelin Star Meat With a Binder
All of this talk regarding Super Bowl commercials, namely for cars and lumber and whatnot… And yet not a lot of buzz for SPAM. It was the commercials for this wonder meat (I have already Trademarked “WonderMeat” for an adult cartoon series, so don’t get any ideas) that got my brain working yesterday. It’s such an underrated cut, you’d become clinically depressed just considering that the…
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#bacon#biology#butcher#cartoon#comedy#commercials#cooking#free range#gelatin#marketing#Michelin star#sketch#Suer Bowl#SuperBowl#trademark#tv
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One of those “what if?” designs from a long time ago: Showroom stock SUV Trans Am class Pathfinder. Oooh.
#amidoinitrite#drawingcars#rendering#design#trans am#racing#nissan#Illustration#illustratorismybitch
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Mustang Monday nets you a little trek to the past with some retro-future design-y type stuff. Tweaking the ‘70 just a bit about a decade ago. One of my pieces that has been used as an idea farm by more than one builder.
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Feeling street-roddy, so have another piece and celebrate all of the artists COUPE-d up this weekend clearing their boards.
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A little grab from the archives: A slick cabriolet rendering from abut a decade ago...
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A little throwback for Thursday with my illustration of Cab’s coupe from many moons ago. Model-A perfection with some great history and hands in it.
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Way-back Wednesday: Figuring out paint on the X-Box. Really tried for the Salmon/Gray combo, but was out-voted. Worth a shot, and keeping the dream alive moving forward to the next chopped Tri-Five with a 1600 HP LS project to roll in.
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That weird moment when a car you worked on design-wise wins an award with an image on it of another car you worked on design-wise. It’s the inception of hot rod design.
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Insult School Episode 451
Insult School Episode 451: My penis has a gag reflex. #truefacts
Dr. Brian’s ‘Learn to Layer Your Insults’ quote out of context #451: “Second only to overcoming a scent best described as ‘backed-up sewage near a wharf’, the hardest part of doing your mom was training my penis to ignore its own gag reflex.”
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#education#ESL#gag reflex#innuendo#insult#learn something new#olfactory#penis#sewage#sex#wharf#your mom
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Just Great. No, Really.
Just Great. No, Really. At least you Mini Cooper douchebags can make new friends. #turnsignal
“The first-ever BMW 2-series.” Just great. Now we can have people with even lower credit scores driving like complete fucking assholes. At least the Mini Cooper owners will have some competition. On a much more positive note, I imagine a future where the leading Kickstarter campaign utilizes alien-level tech to siphon some of that perpetual right-turn signal energy from every Toyota Avalon to…
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#alien#asshole#Avalon#BMW#capaign#Cooper#credit#douchebag#Infiniti#Kickstarter#Lexus#Mini#technology#Toyota#turn signal
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Tees me, please someone... eventually. T-shirt art I designed and created for LS Fest. Oooh and ahh and so forth.
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Cat Videos and Murder
Cat Videos and Treachery: Al Gore's invention and Edison the murderer. #catvideo
This month marks twenty-five years of the web. Enjoy the FIRST-EVER cat video, from nearly one hundred years before the web. A film recorded in Edison’s office of boxing cats, which neatly ties together the history of a place that has become a bastion for thieves, Copyright infringement and other debauchery, via a motion picture, which Edison stole the patent for by murdering Louis Le Prince.…
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#cat videos#conspiracy#copyright#debauchery#Edison#history#murder#patent#progress#web#world wide web
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Finishing-up the week with F-Body Friday and a peek beneath the threads. What goes into an interior, numbers and all. From sketch to scan, paths to pixels, it’s all there, right down to the needles on the gauges. Around fifty-six hours from design comps to completed rendering.
#rendering#chevy#camaro#concept#concept art#illustration#illustrator#vector#digital art#adobeillustrator#drawing#sketch
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Olympic Innovation in Solo Events
Olympic Innovation in Solo Events: Tossing the Javelin
Conversation in Some Sort of Context, Could have Been an Olympian or Even a Porn Star Edition: “That Old Spice guy is pretty buff. He could have been an Olympian.” “Perhaps he’s not an athlete. Simply being all ripped doesn’t necessarily mean that you have the coordination and whatnot.” “But he’s like more muscular than some of the people in these events. Well, not more than these Russian…
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#athletics#baseball#bodybuilding#controversy#javelin#movie star#old spice#olympics#shake weight#spokesman#talc#technique
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It's No Econo-Lodge, That's for Sure #olympicvillage Speaking of the Olympics, it would seem as though things are worse than the media would lead you to believe in Brazil.
#Brazil#decorators#hotel#international#living conditions#motel#motel 6#olympic games#olympic village#olympics#parody#Venezuela#wi-fi
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Being Speed Week and all, enjoy a behind-the-scenes look at a a belly tank design, from sketch to path and pixels... And BEYOND.
#speedweek#bonneville#salt flats#streamliner#land speed#belly tank#renering#design#Illustration#digital art#adobeillustrator#sketch
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