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[A video starts, Red Robins face incredibly close to the camera as he whispers into the microphone.

Red Robin, in what we can assume is the Batcave, lying down in an army-crawl position: *whispers* okay, so i know were technically not allowed to record in the cave but- were playing cops and robbers and-

*There's a clattering noise in the distance and his head whips towards the sound*

Red Robin, sounding equally gleeful and terrified: shit shit shit, i think someones in here? i gotta go free Signal- FUCK!

*Another noise, this one louder and accompanied by the sound of boots hitting the floor in a run, a flash of red is seen in the corner of the camera*

Red Robin, scrambling to his feet, the camera is shaky, and all you can hear is his feet running and the sounds of yells: ohmygod im gonna die who the fuck made RED HOOD A COP JESUS CHRIST!

Another voice, deeper and followed by cackling: IM GONNA GET YOU! ITS FUCKING OVER REPLACEMENT! COUNT YOUR DAYS YOU SHIT!

Red Robin is full sprinting now, and he turns sharply into a ballroom (??) where Nightwing is seen next to The daytime hero Signal, both of them waving aggressively*

Red Robin, panting: SIGNAL! i'm- shit, I'm on my way!

*The sound of boots gets closer as the camera blurs fully, only audio being heard*

Red Robin, screaming: FUCK NO- NIGHTWING SAVE ME-

*The video cuts off the the frozen image of Red Robin on the floor, a Red metal-plated boot planted on their back- if you look closely you can see Signal and Nightwing in the corner, Nightwing dramatically on his knees as Signal is fake-crying*]

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YJ inspired Jason I stare at you

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What is wrong with you 😭. Been scrolling peacefully, doing my little thing, and here comes this and now I’m crying

So… about that audio…

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I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean

Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now

Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin

Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna

Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.

Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo

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the one and only Acro-bat🦇

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“I didn’t understand what I was feeling” 😭

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Whole second verse is finished! Time for some Penelope shots!

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Random idea: Marauders as Dance Dads.

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Dick: were you even a Robin if you haven’t climbed up Bruce and sat on his shoulders?

(Later)

Bruce: Hello Damia- What are you doing??

Damian (arms crossed sitting on Bruce’s shoulders): fulfilling my duties as Robin, what does it look like I’m doing?

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Dick: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Tim, very tired: maybe you’re pregnant

Dick: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

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Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

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Clark has to fight Bruce’s seven evil children if he wants to date him

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Brucie and his babies (and oh no he forgot he invited Clark and Diana oh no-)

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thinking it would be really funny if Tim is one of those people with just.. intense baby face.

Like he goes to Bruce after Jason dies and he’s 13 at the time but Bruce is just like where are your parents because he thinks he’s like no older than 9.

And when Jason comes back and attempts to attack Tim in titans tower he snaps out of the pit rage because…baby

He goes out with dick who is like mid - late twenties and Tim is like late teens and everyone thinks dick is his dad and dick just has a mental breakdown

EVEN FUNNIER when Damian comes Tim only gets like a few years before Damian looks like his older brother

He’s still able to pose as a teenage for missions when he’s like… 27

I just think it would be so funny

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Headcanon that Bruce doesn’t give the shovel talk to his kids’ partners because 1) everybody in the caped community knows what Batman’s capable of and how protective he is of his children so shovel talks feel redundant and unnecessary, and 2) the constant prolonged fear of a shovel talk that never comes is almost more effective than an actual shovel talk

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Beautiful.

New favorite thing in the dc canon:

Jason can play the piano flawlessly, and then there’s Tim.