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sorry,,,,,,,
what
the sorting hat, barely touching my head for less than a second: THERAPY THERAPY STRAIGHT TO THERAPY
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i really fuckin hate to do this again, but once again i am struggling to live
i have finally found permanent accommodation, which is fantastic! however, theres 2 down sides
1 - I have to pay a security deposit which is higher than i expected
2 - i cant move in for 3 more weeks which means i have to pay rent for my current place this month as well, another added cost i didnt anticipate
all in all, im about 300€ down from what i need to keep myself from homelessness.
so, if youve ever learnt anything about te reo or māori culture, or used me to learn about anti-māori racism in star wars, or just generally enjoy my blog or are looking for a queer indigenous person who has finally escaped living with bigoted family for the first time to donate to, i would really really appreciate anything you have avilable to give
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Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children
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me, watching from your window, taking notes on my clipboard: fascinating
in my room like a mad scientist in a lab, trying to synthesize hyperfocus by combining various sounds, textures, flavors, and temperatures in ways no one has ever tried before
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The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
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how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
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Make Me Write Stuff
After a couple months of well-intentionedly planning to write and Not doing it, I have decided to try the nuclear option.
✨For every note this post gets, I will write 1 word on my WIP. ✨
(I will be disregarding comments for the purposes of note counting. Spamming is too easy that way.)
But there's a catch:
Every week on Sunday, at 10pm EST, I will subtract the week's word count from the week's notes, and if there is any overflow on the side of the notes, I will post excerpts equaling that number of words (from past writing and/or material written that week).
That's all, bring it on
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i’m telling you guys, molotov cocktails really work. any time i have a problem, i throw a molotov, and boom! right away i have a different problem
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godspeed my good sir
i have a 6 page paper due in 24 hours. i have currently written 0 pages. tell me why the only thing i wanna do right now is hop on AO3 and read fanfic
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fuck it
heres a google doc editable by anyone. if it catches on, we can do this twitch plays pokemon style. lets go
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“nice shoes” “thanks they are Goncharov” is 2022′s “i like your shoelaces” “i stole them from the president”
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me: wow i wonder what will happen if i set this thing on fire
me: *sets the thing on fire*
thing: *is on fire*
me: incredible
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omg it’s mr Gates
how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
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