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sorry,,,,,,,

what

the sorting hat, barely touching my head for less than a second: THERAPY THERAPY STRAIGHT TO THERAPY

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i really fuckin hate to do this again, but once again i am struggling to live

i have finally found permanent accommodation, which is fantastic! however, theres 2 down sides

1 - I have to pay a security deposit which is higher than i expected

2 - i cant move in for 3 more weeks which means i have to pay rent for my current place this month as well, another added cost i didnt anticipate

all in all, im about 300€ down from what i need to keep myself from homelessness.

so, if youve ever learnt anything about te reo or māori culture, or used me to learn about anti-māori racism in star wars, or just generally enjoy my blog or are looking for a queer indigenous person who has finally escaped living with bigoted family for the first time to donate to, i would really really appreciate anything you have avilable to give

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Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

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me, watching from your window, taking notes on my clipboard: fascinating

in my room like a mad scientist in a lab, trying to synthesize hyperfocus by combining various sounds, textures, flavors, and temperatures in ways no one has ever tried before

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The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

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how do i know i exist?

simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not

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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

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Make Me Write Stuff

After a couple months of well-intentionedly planning to write and Not doing it, I have decided to try the nuclear option.

✨For every note this post gets, I will write 1 word on my WIP. ✨

(I will be disregarding comments for the purposes of note counting. Spamming is too easy that way.)

But there's a catch:

Every week on Sunday, at 10pm EST, I will subtract the week's word count from the week's notes, and if there is any overflow on the side of the notes, I will post excerpts equaling that number of words (from past writing and/or material written that week).

That's all, bring it on

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i’m telling you guys, molotov cocktails really work. any time i have a problem, i throw a molotov, and boom! right away i have a different problem

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godspeed my good sir

i have a 6 page paper due in 24 hours. i have currently written 0 pages. tell me why the only thing i wanna do right now is hop on AO3 and read fanfic

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fuck it

heres a google doc editable by anyone. if it catches on, we can do this twitch plays pokemon style. lets go

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“nice shoes” “thanks they are Goncharov” is 2022′s “i like your shoelaces” “i stole them from the president”

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me: wow i wonder what will happen if i set this thing on fire

me: *sets the thing on fire*

thing: *is on fire*

me: incredible

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omg it’s mr Gates

how do i know i exist?

simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not