iambakey

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me: hi guys how can I stop my cats from waking up my boyfriend at night?

Reddit: yeah you need to kill him. kill your boyfriend

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My heart hurts bro this kitty has been available for adoption for over a month and her adoption fee keeps going down because no one wants this sweet girl :( I see her pop up every day on facebook as the adoption center posts the available animals. I am crying thank you

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official review of Hamnet by Maggie O’Farrell:

i love mourning over things that didn’t happen to me thx 🙏

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my recent post of my newly adopted kitty has gotten a lot of attention, but I don’t want my bbg to be left out! Here’s a picture from when I first adopted her vs. her now (I only take .5’s of her I’m so sorry 😭) + my favorite picture of her

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sinus infection

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picture that the cat rescue center posted of him available for adoption vs. him after coming home with me <3 idk i feel like his eyes look happier. very handsome!!

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photo of me lurking as I try to socialize my older cat with the one I just adopted in case they decide to kill each other. watching them like an emperor in the colosseum sending his last prisoner to the beast in hopes of defeating him, except the prisoner is my sweet little boy and the beast is my territorial bitch kitty

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I love being a hater with the one I love

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girlhood is putting on your blackberry flavored lip gloss in your rear view mirror at a stoplight while you’re on your way to pick up the cat you just adopted

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please listen to this I love this song and I hope others will too

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being told by a medical professional that you are still showing signs of depression when you thought you were doing better is actually so soul crushing. like fr I thought I was normal and everyone feels so apathetic and lost in life. pic of me for reference

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erm why can I literally not let myself succeed because I’m so afraid of failing that it’s genuinely petrifying to even try

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tagged by @idrythelaundry :33

last song - valentine by Fiona Apple

last book - for college As You Like It by Shakespeare, for personal All’s Well by Mona Awad is last finished, currently reading Hamnet by Maggie O’Farrell

last movie - I’m like halfway through Dune 2 rn

last game - cult of the lamb

last tv show - kitchen nightmares

sweet, spicy, or savory - savory >:)

relationship - literally farting in bed with my boyfriend rn

fav color - purple!

last Google search - can i delete an outlook email i sent

@holocloud 😈😈

tag game! ten ppl id like to know better<3 thx 4 the tag @xx-batt3ryac1d-xx !!

last song-alrighty aphrodite by peach pit

last book- (currently reading) the unbearable lightness of being by milan kundera

last movie-miller’s girl

last game-before your eyes

last tv show-adventure time

sweet, spicy, or savory- can i choose sour

relationship-?!

fav color-red

last google search-when can i drop out of high school

@bookofspiders @iluvgogurt445 @deerheartedgrrrl @k1w1g1rl @linedup-and-decapitated @miss-sxty @ontheradio @panchikobun @mentallylivingin2000s @queerbottomwoman

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when I was a freshman in college I changed my Facebook cover photo to a picture of Bill Hader that basically looked like this and both my mom and dad called me asking if I was okay and no one thought it was as funny as I thought it was

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flu has me tweaking. why do I have to triple the decongestant dosage and squeeze my head as hard as I can to relieve my migraine. goodbye cruel world

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nvm I turned it off and on again

wifi isn’t working rn. this place is a fucking prison

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sometimes I’ll take a shower with a zyn to feel something and when it gets too hot and the steam gets into my lungs and the nicotine is too strong I see Him